Magic Bites

CHAPTER 7

 

 

 

 

 

SLAYER LAY IN ITS SHEATH ACROSS A NIGHT TABLE, next to a man reading an ancient paperback. On the cover of the book a man in a brown suit and fedora held an unconscious blonde in a white dress. I tried to focus on the title but the white letters blurred.

 

The man reading the book wore blue scrubs. He had cut the pantlegs midway down his thighs, and faded blue jeans showed below the blue fabric. I crooked my neck so I could see his feet. Big heavy work boots caught the jeans.

 

I leaned back onto the pillow. My father had been right: there was Heaven and it was in the South.

 

The man lowered the book and glanced at me. Of average height and stocky, he had dark skin, glossy with an ebony sheen, and graying black hair, cut military style. The eyes peering at me through the thin-framed glasses were at once intelligent and brimming with humor as if someone had just told him an off-color joke and he was trying his best not to laugh.

 

"Lovely morning, isn't it?" he said, the unmistakable harmonies of coastal Georgia vibrating in his voice.

 

"Shouldn't it be 'aint it'?" I said. My voice sounded weak.

 

"Only if you are an uneducated fool," the man said. "Or if you wish to appear country. And I'm too old to appear anything that I'm not."

 

He moved by my side and took my wrist in his hands. His lips stirred, counting the heartbeats, then his fingers lightly touched my stomach. Pain lanced through me. I flinched and drew a sharp breath.

 

"On a scale from one to ten, how much does it hurt?" he asked, his fingers probing my shoulder.

 

I grimaced. "About five."

 

He rolled his eyes. "Lord, help me. I have another hard case on my hands."

 

He jutted something on a yellow legal pad. We were in a small room, with cream colored walls and a paneled ceiling. Two large windows spilled sunlight onto the floor and light blue sheets covered my legs.

 

The man put down his pen. "Now, whoever told you, little lady, that you can slap on an r-kit and charge right down the mountain into the battle, needs a good wallop. Anything magic hits it and the damn thing will go screwy on you every time."

 

"Screwy," I said. "Is that a medical term?"

 

"Of course. Follow the finger with your eyes, please. No turning the head now."

 

He moved his left index finger around and I followed it with my eyes.

 

"Very good," he said. "Count backward from twenty five."

 

I did and he nodded, satisfied.

 

"It appears, mind you, only appears, that you've avoided a concussion."

 

"Who are you?"

 

"You may call me Dr. Doolittle," he said. "I've sailed through the night and day, in and out of weeks, to where the wild things are and now I'm their private physician."

 

"That was Max." The pain twisted my hip and I groaned. "Not Dr. Doolittle."

 

"Ah," he said, "what a pleasure to meet an educated mind."

 

I stared at him for a moment, but he just laughed at me with his eyes.

 

"Where are we?"

 

"In the Pack keep."

 

"How did I get here?"

 

"You were carried."

 

I felt an urge to rub my forehead and found an IV dangling from my arm.

 

"Who carried me here?"

 

"That's an easy one. His Majesty carried you out of the building, then you were slung over Mahon's back and brought to my doorway."

 

"How did Curran get a hold of me in the first place?"

 

"From what I understand, he leaped through some sort of a fire, grabbed you, and leaped back out. Which accounts for his third degree burns. Curiously, there are no burns on you. A mangled hip, some severe injuries to the stomach, massive blood loss, but no burns. Now why is that?"

 

"I'm special," I told him.

 

Curran had gone through the bloodward fire. Twice. To get me. Idiot.

 

"You won't tell me."

 

"No."

 

"That's gratitude for you," he sighed with mock sadness. "After you were brought here, I spent roughly four hours repairing your body, most of which"—he glared—"were spent on fixing your stomach."

 

"Third degree burns," I said.

 

"Yes. You haven't heard a word I said."

 

"I heard everything: four hours, stomach, hip, blood loss. You didn't do a blood transfusion, did you?" There was no telling what the magic in my blood would do to foreign plasma.

 

"Heaven forbid. I do believe you think me to be an amateur."

 

He ended "amateur" with a "tuar."

 

"What about bandages?"

 

He shook his head. "I've sworn a medmage oath, my lady, and I have yet to breach it. Your bloody bandages, clothes, and all such were incinerated personally by me."

 

"Thank you."

 

"You're welcome."

 

"A third degree burn means that all the layers of skin are burned," I said.

 

"That's right." Dr. Doolittle nodded. "It looks bad but it feels much worse."

 

"On a scale of one to ten?"

 

"About eleven."

 

I closed my eyes.

 

"Our lord developed a lovely golden crust," Doolittle's soft voice said. "I do believe he could have gotten a part in an old-fashioned horror picture. He's quite comfortable now, floating, I imagine."

 

"Floating?"

 

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