Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code

‘So you set the gel scanner to accept his print.’

 

 

‘For one night only. I wanted to see how far you’d get. You’re an amazing kid, Arty. No one ever made it into the vault before, and you’d be amazed how many professionals have tried. There are obviously a few glitches in my system, something the security people will have to look at. How did you get in here anyway? You don’t appear to have Costa with you.’

 

‘Trade secret.’

 

Spiro stepped down from a low platform. ‘No matter. We’ll review the tapes. There are bound to be a couple of cameras you couldn’t rig. One thing is for sure; you didn’t do it without help. Check him for an earpiece, Arno.’

 

It took Blunt less than five seconds to find the earpiece. He plucked it out triumphantly, crushing the tiny cylinder beneath his boot.

 

Spiro sighed. ‘I have no doubt, Arno, that that little electronic wonder was worth more than you will make in a lifetime. I don’t know why I keep you around. I really don’t.’

 

Blunt grimaced. This set of teeth was perspex, half-filled with blue oil. A macabre wave machine.

 

‘Sorry, Mister Spiro.’

 

‘You will be sorrier still, my dentally challenged friend,’ said Artemis, ‘because Butler is coming.’

 

Blunt took an involuntary step backwards.

 

‘Don’t think that mumbo jumbo is scaring me. Butler is dead. I saw him go down.’

 

‘Go down, perhaps. But did you see him die? If I remember the sequence of events correctly, after you shot Butler, he shot you.’

 

Blunt touched the sutures on his temple. ‘A lucky shot.’

 

‘Lucky? Butler is a proud marksman. I wouldn’t say that to his face.’

 

Spiro laughed delightedly. ‘The kid is messing with your mind, Arno. Thirteen years old and he’s playing you like a grand piano in Carnegie Hall. Get yourself a spine, man; you’re supposed to be a professional.’

 

Blunt tried to pull himself together, but the ghost of Butler haunted his features.

 

Spiro plucked the C Cube from its cushion. ‘This is fun, Arty. All this tough talk and repartee, but it doesn’t mean anything. I win again; you’ve been outflanked. This has all been a game to me. Amusement. Your little operation has been most educational, if pathetic. But you gotta realize that it’s over now. You’re on your own, and I don’t have time for any more games!’

 

Artemis sighed, the picture of defeat. ‘All of this has been a lesson, hasn’t it? Just to show me who’s boss.’

 

‘Exactly. It takes some people a while to learn. I find the smarter the enemy, the bigger the ego. You had to realize that you were no match for me before you would do what I asked.’ Spiro placed a bony hand on the Irish boy’s shoulder. Artemis could feel the weight of his jewellery. ‘Now listen carefully, kid. I want you to unlock this Cube. No more blarney. I never met a computer nerd yet who didn’t leave himself a back door. You open this baby up now, or I’m gonna stop being amused, and, believe me, you don’t want that.’

 

Artemis took the red Cube in both hands, staring at its flat screen. This was the delicate phase of his plan. Spiro had to believe that once again he had outmanoeuvred Artemis Fowl.

 

‘Do it, Arty. Do it now.’

 

Artemis ran a hand across his dry lips.

 

‘Very well. I need a minute.’

 

Spiro patted his shoulder. ‘I’m a generous man. Take two.’ He nodded at Blunt. ‘Stay close, Arno. I don’t want our little friend setting any more booby traps.’

 

Artemis sat at the stainless-steel table, exposing the Cube’s inner workings. He quickly manipulated a complicated bunch of fibre optics, removing one strand altogether. The LEP blocker. After less than a minute he resealed the Cube.

 

Spiro’s eyes were wide with anticipation, and dreams of unlimited wealth danced in his brain.

 

‘Good news, Arty. I want good news only.’

 

Artemis was more subdued now, as if the reality of his situation had finally eaten through his cockiness.

 

‘I rebooted it. It’s working. Except…’

 

Spiro waved his hands. Bracelets jingled like cat bells. ‘Except! This better be an itty bitty except kinda thing.’

 

‘It’s nothing. Hardly worth mentioning. I had to revert to version 1.0; version 1.2 was coded strictly to my voice patterns. 1.0 is less secure, if a bit more temperamental.’

 

‘Temperamental. You’re a box, not my grandmother, Cube.’

 

‘I am not a box!’ said Foaly, the Cube’s new voice, thanks to the removed blocker. ‘I am a marvel of artificial intelligence. I live therefore I learn.’

 

‘See what I mean?’ said Artemis weakly. The centaur was going to blow it. Spiro’s suspicions must not be aroused at this stage.

 

Spiro glared at the Cube, as though it were an underling.

 

‘Are you gonna give me attitude, mister?’

 

The Cube did not reply.

 

‘You have to address it by name,’ explained Artemis. ‘Otherwise it would answer every question within hearing distance of its sensors.’

 

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