Accidentally_.Evil - By Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Chapter 1
Bacalar, Mexico. November 1, 1934
Why is that man… naked?
Dazed and flat on her back, twenty-one year old Margaret O’Hare observed the man’s bare backside as he stood on a nearby
weather-beaten dock, toweling off. Her vision, at first a groggy mess, focused to a machete-sharp point, the pain in her forehead
equally knifelike.
Yes. Naked. Really. Really. Naked. She’d never seen such a large, well-built man or such a perfect backside—hard, deeply tanned,
and worthy of a marble sculpture. Maybe two. Or five. Too bad she was a painter.
Hold on. Where the ham sandwich am I? Margaret’s eyes, the only body part she could move without experiencing pain, whipsawed
from side to side. Jungle. Dirt. Lake. Okay. I’m lying near the lake. Yes, this was good. She recognized the place. Sort of.
Am I near the village dock?
Her peripheral vision said no; this dock had a tiny palapa for shade at the very end.
Then where?
She made a feeble attempt to lift her throbbing head, but her body rewarded her with a spear to the temple.
Ow. Ow. Ow. She took a slow breath to allow the skull-shattering jab to dissipate. All right. Relax and think. What happened? What
happened? What happened? And who is Mr. Perfectbottom over there?
A sticky blanket of gray coated her thoughts, but she did recall swimming that morning. Maybe she’d slipped on the village dock and
fell into the lake. Maybe Mr. Perfectbottom had been bathing down at the shore and rescued her.
Or not.
Her clothes were bone-dry except for the sweaty parts. Come to think of it, she felt like a mud pie, soggy underneath and dry on top,
baking in the sun. It didn’t help that someone—maybe the man?—had placed a warm fur under her head and neck. God, it was
itchy.
She willed her hand to make the painful journey behind her ear to give it a good scratch. Her fingers brushed the soft, silky hairs of
the makeshift pillow.
How odd. People in these parts don’t wear mink.
The mink coat purred.
Maggie sprang from the moist grass and scrambled back a few feet against a thick tree trunk. “Ja-ja-jaguar!”
The glossy black coat didn’t budge a paw. It simply stared, its eyes reminding her of two big limes—wide, round, and green. Then
the damned thing smiled right at her like some real life Cheshire cat. God damned disturbing.
“You! Cat!” The man barreled down the dock, each heavy step thundering across the creaky wooden planks. “Leave! Do not return
until I call you.”
Maggie should have been frightened by the boom of the man’s tone, but instead, his rich masculine timbre soothed her aching
head.
“Raarrr?” the cat…
… responded? I must be hearing things, she thought, her eyes toggling back and forth between man and beast.
“Do as you are told,” he said to the animal, “or the deal is off.”
The black cat hissed, whipped its shiny black tail through the air, and dissolved into the shadows of the lush vegetation surrounding
the small lakeside clearing.
This is too bizarre; I need to get out of here. Maggie turned her wobbling body to seek shelter in another dream.
“Where the hell do you think you’re going?” said that deep, rich voice that wrapped her mind in ribbons of warm dark caramel and
exotic spices.
Before she could mutter a word, her head cartwheeled and her body tipped. Two firm hands gripped her shoulders and propped her
against the tree. “Close your eyes. Breathe.”
She suddenly wanted to do just that. And only that. The man’s voice was… compelling.
As she sucked in the dank, thick, tropical air, her mind slotted missing memories back into place.
How had she gotten there?
She recalled searching for the path to the ruin where her father spent his days. Little Kinichna’—or Little House of the Sun—as he
called it, was the biggest find of his career, the one that would put his name on the archeologist’s map. Ironically, this dilapidated
and historically uninteresting pile of rubble had been known about for years, but when her father’s colleague asked that he decipher
etchings from a rare black jade tablet found not too far away, he’d realized they were directions, an ancient Mayan treasure map.
Said map led to a hidden chamber right underneath Little Kinichna’.
“You are now well. Open your eyes,” the man’s husky voice commanded.
She took a moment to survey her body.
Miraculous. Her pain was gone. In fact, she felt downright euphoric and tingly. Especially in the spots where he touched her. Maybe
in a few other spots, too. Margaret O’Hare! You dirty trollop!
She slid open her lids. Two icy turquoise eyes, just an inch from her face, sliced right through her, their raw, unfathomable depths
filled with stark, primal desire.
Applesauce! She jerked her head back and knocked it on the tree. “Ouch!” Great. Now I have a lump on the back to match the front.
The colossal man straightened his powerful frame and towered over her like a giant oak, but he didn’t release her from his fierce
gaze.
Well at least he’d put a socially acceptable distance between their heads. The same could not be said for their bodies; the heat
from his heaving chest seeped right through her. And thankfully—or was it regrettably?—or perhaps magically, since she didn’t
know how he’d had the time?—he now wore a pair of simple white linen trousers. No. It was a definite “thankful.” The moment was
awkward and unsettling enough without the man being naked and staring. Which he was. Still staring, that is. Silent. Suspicious.
Studying her with his beautiful turquoise eyes dressed in a thick row of incredibly black lashes.
Why the deviled egg is he looking at me like that?
Maybe he thinks that giant lump on your forehead is about to give birth to an extra head.
“What happened?” she finally asked.
“I’ll ask the questions,” he said. “Who are you, woman?”
Not the response she’d expected. “Ducky. I’m lost in the jungle with a half-naked rake.”
“Rake?” Dark brows arching with irritation, he planted his arms—silky milk chocolate poured over bulging, never-ending ropes of
taut muscle—across the hard slopes of his bare chest. Maggie meticulously cataloged the man’s every divine detail, like she would
for each precious artifact from her father’s dig, from his long, damp reams of shimmering midnight hair falling over his menacingly
broad shoulders; the cords of muscles galloping down his bronzed neck into said broad shoulders; and his sinfully sculpted
abdomen tightly divided into rounded little rectangles which reminded her of an ice cube tray—a fancy new invention. God, I miss
ice cubes.
But as impressive as his raw, abundantly masculine features were, it was his height that most bewildered her. People from these
parts were not known for stature. In fact, at five-foot-six, she had a good six inches on the tallest men in the village, and her father,
Dr. O’Hare, an entire foot. No. This giant man most certainly wasn’t from the sleepy little pueblo of Bacalar or anywhere in the
Yucatan, for that matter. But then, from where? His exotic, ethnically ambiguous features didn’t provide any clues. He could be a
Moroccan Greek Spaniard or a Nordic Himalayan Kazak. Hmmm….
“Yes, rake, as in cad? Or if you prefer, savage,” she said.
“Hardly. Savages don’t save women in distress. They create them.”
True. They also don’t have wildly seductive, exotic accents. Like one of her parents’ Hollywood friends.
Light bulb.
“Oh my God. You’re a picture film actor, aren’t you?”
Yes. Yes. It all made sense now. The locals in the village had been talking about a film crew for weeks. Word on the street—errr,
word on pueblo corner next to the stinky burro—was that a famous Russian director was making a movie about Chichen Itza and
filming historical reenactments in the area.
“An… actor.” His icy, unsettling expression turned into a charming smile inspired by the devil himself. “Yes.”
She sighed. “That explains the trained cat. Where’s the crew?” She glanced over her shoulders.
“Crew. Errr.” He raised his index finger as if to point somewhere, then dropped it. “My crew will be here in a few days.”
“Getting into character! Right.” Maggie had heard firsthand how actors prepared for their roles. Fascinating business. Of course,
acting had never really interested her. Nothing that required work ever had, which was why she’d taken up painting when her parents
pestered her to do something productive. Going to parties and dating famous, good-looking men apparently weren’t worthy
pursuits.
They were right. If only her mother had lived long enough for Maggie to tell her so.
“Now,” he said, “will you tell me who you are?”
She held out her hand. “Miss Margaret O’Hare of Los Angeles.”
“You are a very long way from home.”
No. Really? “I’m here working with my father. He’s a professor doing… ummm… research.”
A teeny fib. Or two. Who’s gonna know? Truthfully, her father wasn’t researching doodly-squat; he was secretly excavating. And the “
work” she was doing? It didn’t amount to a hill of pinto beans; her father wouldn’t let her anywhere near the sacred structure. “No
place for a young lady,” he’d said. Well, neither was this slightly lawless, revolution-ravaged Mexican village, where electricity was
considered a luxury—as were beds, curling irons, and those blessed ice cubes.
And chicken coops. Don’t forget the chicken coops. The village was plagued with wretched little packs of villainous roaming
chickens. Like tiny feathered banditos who leave their little caca-bombs all over the damned place.
You’ll survive. Some things are more important.
“Well, Miss Margaret O’Hare from Los Angeles, very pleased to meet you.” The man bent his imposing frame, slid his remarkably-
rough-for-an-actor palm into hers, and placed a lingering kiss atop her hand.
An exquisite jolt crashed through her, causing her to buck. She snapped the tingling appendage away. Wow. That kiss could
combust a lady’s drawers like gunpowder. Poof! Flames. No drawers. Just like that.
The residual heat continued spreading. Please don’t reach my drawers. Please don’t reach my drawers…
He frowned and dropped his hand. “So tell me, what were you doing in the jungle, Margaret?”
“Jungle?”
“Yes, you know that place where I found you unconscious. Barefoot. All alone. It has many trees and dangerous animals.” He pointed
over her shoulder at the lush forest filled with vine-covered trees that chirped and clicked with abundant life. “It’s right behind you, if
you’ve forgotten what it looks like.”
“Yes. That.” Thinking, thinking, thinking. She wiggled her bare toes in the mushy grass and looked out across the hypnotic turquoise
waves of the lake. Funny how the man’s eyes were the exact same color right down to their flecks of shimmering green.
An early afternoon breeze pushed a few dark locks of hair across her face. Still thinking, thinking, thinking. She brushed them away
and then focused on the grass stains on the front of her white cotton dress. Darn it. She loved this dress, with its tiny hand-stitched
red flowers along the hem. Her father had had it specially made along with a beautiful black stone pendant the week they’d arrived.
He’d said the gifts were in celebration of his find; everything was exactly where he’d thought, including some mysterious, priceless
treasure that would “change their lives.” He’d said he couldn’t wait to show her when the time came.
“I’m waiting,” the man said with unfiltered impatience.
“Waiting. Oh, yes. I was in the jungle because…” Still thinking…
Fear. Yes, fear was the reason she’d been capering about. Her mother’s recent death had left her plagued with the corrosive
emotion. She feared she would never make right with her past. She feared opening her eyes to the present. She feared the future
would bring only pain and suffering because eventually anyone she cared for would leave. Fear was like an irrational cancer that ate
away at her rational soul.
It was why, when her father began acting peculiar back home—disappearing for weeks at a time, mumbling incoherently, obsessing
over that tablet—she came to Mexico. She feared he might simply disappear in this untamed land, evaporate into nothing more than
a collection of memories—just as her mother had.
And now she feared that she had failed; her father had not been seen for three days. But she didn’t dare articulate this distressing,
gloomy thought aloud.
“Because… I am a painter!” she said. “I went exploring for new scenery. I got turned around, and then that giant cat of yours
appeared out of nowhere and chased me.” She rubbed the gigantic lump on her forehead. “I fell and hit my head. You didn’t happen
to find my sandals, did you?”
One glorious turquoise eye ticked for the briefest moment. “Searching for scenery?”
“You don’t believe me?”
He shook his head and grinned with a well-polished arrogance only found on the face of a Hollywood actor. She quickly wondered if
he’d ever met her mother but then dismissed the thought. She didn’t want to think about her mother; the pain was simply too fresh.
“No. I do not believe you,” he stated dryly.
The nerve! “You did find me in the jungle, didn’t you? Wasn’t I unconscious?” She pointed to the large lump on her forehead. “And
wearing this?”
“Yes, but I believe you were searching for something else.”
Nosy rake. “Well, it’s been a pleasure, Mr….” Arrogant Nudesunbather? Mr. Nomanners Perfectbottom?
“Backlum Chaam.”
Backlum? What an odd—oh! He’s in character. “Sure, Joe. Whatever blows your wig, but—”
“The name is not Joe, it’s Chaam. I just said it.”
Margaret blinked. Deep, deep into character.
“And I assure you, I do not wear a wig. This is my real hair.” He gave his shiny black mane a proud tug.
“I meant—oh, never mind. Listen, it’s been great, Mr. Chaam, but I gotta skedaddle; my father is probably wondering where I am.”
She wished. Her father was likely dead. Or injured.
Stay calm. You’ll find the ruin. You’ll find him…
If only she’d insisted on knowing exactly where the excavation site was hidden. Instead, she’d done what her father had asked—
fearing his anger—and stayed near the village, spending her days painting, learning Spanish from the local children, or swimming
with a friend she’d made: a young woman named Itzel who didn’t speak a lick of English.
“Have a lovely afternoon.” She flashed an awkward grin and turned toward the shoreline.
A firm grip pulled her back and twirled her around. Two powerful arms incarcerated her body and smashed her against an
astonishingly firm, naked chest. His touch instantly ignited that gunpowder, and…
Combustion!
A wave of carnal heat ripped through her body. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my Gooood… Margaret felt her face turn a lascivious
red. Beads of volcanic sweat seeped through her pores. Every muscle in her body wound up with merciless unchaste tension, like
ropes anchoring a massive sail, a sail blowing her ship toward the most delicious place ever. And then…
Release.
Maggie braced herself on the man’s bountiful biceps as the tension snapped and silent fireworks exploded throughout her body.
Oh my god. Had she just… had she really just…?
He cleared his throat. “Was it as good as it looked?”
She let out an exaggeratedly long breath. What the flapdoodle? “You’re not an actor, are you?” she asked, unable to keep her voice
from quivering.
He shook his head from side to side. “No. And you are no human.”