Wonder (Insanity, #5)

Farther to the left, there is a bigger sign. It says: The Wonderland Compound.

I remind myself that I am lying on a couch in the Inklings bar a few years back in time now. Does this mean the Inklings has been turned into this protective compound in the future?

Why?

Turning back, I stare at the mad world in chaos and realize I am staring at where Big Ben once stood. The building still has a clock, but it's not Big Ben anymore. It's a giant building, shaped like a mushroom.

I decide to drive further into the mad streets of London. It's not easy, considering the crazy people rapping on my car, demanding that I stop.

But I manage. Maneuvering left and right. A building is on fire next to me. A march of naked people with tattoos on their chests: Government! Give back our brains!

What happened here?

I arrive at what once was the British Parliament in Westminster Palace. It's not that anymore. It's something scary.

I slow down and stare at it, unable to believe my own eyes. But it's hard not to know what it has turned into.

A circus.

A fluttering flag before the tent reads: Ladies and gentlemen, mad and madders, come watch the freaks who call themselves sane and rational.

I halt to a stop, needing a moment to let it all sink in.

We didn't really win the war, did we? We lost it. Big time. And the Wonderland Monsters turned the circus around on humans. Now the insane watch the sane for entertainment an d freak shows.

A slight look to the right and I see the Queen of Hearts’ face, full profile, drawn on the vertical length of a ten-story building. The drawing makes her look taller, thinner, and not as ugly as she really is. Underneath her painting there are more words to read: In Her Majesty's Bonkers Service!

I let out a shriek inside my car. This is the worst future for mankind.

Another horde of protestors walk toward my car. Those are different and most nonsensical. They hold up signs that say: We volunteer to have our heads off. All in the name of the Queen.

They keep advancing and pointing at my car. They want me to let some of them in. I pull the roof of the car on and lock myself inside. But then they pull out their Bandersnatch guns and are about to shoot me. I put the car in reverse and hit the accelerator.

It doesn't work. An ambulance, driven by a madman, crashes into my car from behind.

I need to find a way out of this.





Chapter 15





THE PRESENT: OXFORD



The Cheshire was going mad — well, at least madder than he already was.

Jack's voice in his head was killing him. At first he thought he could know why Jack came back for Alice. But the little piece of information didn't present itself. Instead, Jack turned out to be in real love with Alice, thinking about her all the time. Remembering how they met. All those late night phone calls. The walks. The talks. And the romance.

The Cheshire felt like he was going to vomit from the clichés and cheesiness. Humans pretended they were superior in their feelings toward each other.

But then the Cheshire remembered the youngsters he'd just met and gone to the movies with. Maybe he really had to give humans a chance.

At least guys like Jack.

How was it possible to really think about someone this way? How was Jack benefitting from loving a girl who’d killed him?

It drove the Cheshire mad. But he decided he had to figure it out. Starting with sorting Jack's mind out.

Like a cabinet full of curiosities, he wanted to locate Jack’s memories with Alice. The memory in the bus where where she killed him and the other students.





Chapter 16





THE FUTURE: LONDON



Running wild in the streets, chased by a horde of mad people, I glanced at what once was the Big Ben again. Not only does it look like a weird mushroom made of what looks like marshmallow bricks, but it has a cuckoo bursting out of it when the clock strikes. The cuckoo has a husky voice, shouting, “We’re all mad here!” three times.

There is much more madness that surrounds me, but I try to focus on two things. My survival, and finding a way out of London to Oxford University.

Pictures of the Queen of Hearts are everywhere. A few statues too. One of them shows her chopping off a flamingo’s head. The following words are carved underneath: She finally did it!

I take a left onto what I think will lead me to the road out of here. The madmen are right on my tail. From the signs I believe Great Britain is now called the Great Republic of Wonderland, just like Tiger told me.

And that’s not all. There are maps on the walls of buildings. Maps of the empire of Wonderland. Apparently Black Chess colonized the rest of the world like the British Empire of the past. Mushrooms are Black Chess’s trademark, planted in every country they set foot in, as a marker of territory.

Damn. The Queen’s plan really worked.