To Emily’s credit she didn’t kick me while I was down, literally or metaphorically. She also didn’t try to say anything to make me feel better. She barely spoke at all. But she got me dried off, and dressed, and into bed.
As previously stated, I didn’t own a second set of sheets, so Emily made up the bed with a checkered tablecloth and a few bath towels. She fed me Girl Scout cookies from the freezer and glass after glass of Jameson. When she opened up my laptop, the Assistance site appeared.
“Let’s not worry about this now.” She clicked off the page and opened up Netflix instead. “How about something with Channing Tatum . . . ,” she said. “Or Ryan Gosling.”
“No.” I curled into the fetal position beside her. “I only want to watch ugly people tonight.”
“All right, well, that shouldn’t be too hard.” She scrolled through the new releases. “In what category would you place Jeff Goldblum? He’s sort of got an ugly-sexy thing going, don’t you think?”
“Emily?” I slurred into my pillow. “There’s something else.”
I wasn’t looking at her, but I could tell she’d stopped scrolling. “What?” she asked.
I took a deep breath to calm myself—a profound, bottomless inhale of fresh air, followed by a stanky, whiskeyed exhale.
“Before Kevin kicked me to the curb,” I said. “He told me something . . .”
I could feel Emily bracing for the worst, tightening her jaw and sphincter muscles as if that would help to make what I was about to say less awful.
“What did he tell you?” She tried and failed to sound composed.
I couldn’t utter the words out loud, because then it would all be too real, how bad this was, how serious it was, the trouble we were in.
“Fontana!” Emily was yelling now. “What did Kevin tell you?”
“He told me that he got called into a meeting at work,” I said. “And they were talking about our website.”
Emily was quiet for a moment. The plastic I-heart-NY bag that I’d masking-taped to the ceiling crackled from the wind outside.
“The Titan legal department,” I clarified, because I wasn’t sure if the words drooling from the side of my mouth were puddling onto my dishcloth-covered pillow in coherent sentences. “Glen Wiles and the rest, they’re looking into our funding.”
“I knew it. I knew when you got fired.” Emily shut her eyes and let out her breath in this defeated way that got me sobbing again.
“Oh no, don’t do that.” Her eyes shot back open. “Don’t start crying again, we just dried you off.”
She reached for my glass of Jameson and waved it beneath my nose, but I batted it away. She tried a Girl Scout cookie next with the same result.
“What are we going to do?” I bawled.
“Listen to me.” Emily wrapped her arms around my shuddering torso. “We’re in this together, okay? Till the end. And I’m not going to jail, so neither are you. Do you understand?”
She squeezed me with a brute strength I never knew she had. It was impressive, her ability to rise up and be strong this way now that I had totally fallen to pieces. “Whatever we have to do,” she said, “we’ll do it. I promise you, okay?”
It was a question, I realized, that I was supposed to answer. “Okay,” I said.
“Do you believe me?”
“I believe you,” I said.
“Do you trust me?”
In this case I did. Because if anyone could figure out a way out of this it was Emily, even if it meant our having to run away and forge new identities. Reinvention was Emily’s specialty.
“I trust you,” I said.
“Good.” She let me out of her hold and stared straight ahead for a moment, calculating something invisible. “Our site really ticked them off. They’re probably just looking for a way to discredit us.”
“But the site’s funding is legitimate,” I said. “We haven’t faked an expense report in weeks. Do you think—?”
Emily began shaking her head. “Now that they’re on a hunt? No. And if Glen Wiles is already involved, forget it, it’s only a matter of time. We were safe before because no one had a reason to take a second look at anything, but now they do.”
“Yeah, that’s what I think, too.” I sat up to retrieve my drink. “Does this mean we should pack a go-bag? I don’t own any actual luggage, but I do have one of those giant blue IKEA sacks.”
Emily glanced at the window. It had finally stopped raining. “How drunk are you right now?” she asked. “Too drunk to—”
“I don’t think I’m sober enough to drive anywhere,” I said. “But I could definitely fly a plane.”
Emily blinked her eyelashes at me a few times. “Okay. For now let’s just get you through the night.”
She returned to my laptop’s keyboard. “You said you wanted ugly. How about something with Michael Cera? Or Steve Buscemi?”
“Emily, I fucking love you.” My eyes welled, but I fought off another sob. “I’m sorry I’ve never told you that before.”
“I love you, too, Fontana,” she said. “I really fucking do. And that’s why I think we should leave first thing in the morning.”
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