"Sure that's all it is," Beth says. "That's why you've been dipping your wick in her and only her for months now."
"You don't know that," I say, an edge in my voice. "I could have been dipping my wick in her and every other girl in a twenty-mile radius, for all you know."
"Not possible."
"Because you know what I'm doing here?"
"Because you sound happy."
"Maybe I'm happy because of all the girls I'm screwing."
"Don't lie."
"Then don't act like you know what I want, Beth," I say, irritated. "Maybe I don't want to be pussy-whipped like Drew is."
"What's that about pussy?" Drew's voice gets closer.
"He thinks you're pussy-whipped," Beth says.
"I am," Drew says. "Thrilled to be pussy-whipped."
"He wants Cassie to be his girlfriend, but doesn't want to admit it," Beth says, "because he's scared."
"You can lay off with the armchair diagnosis, Beth, unless you became a psychiatrist and I hadn't heard about it. I'm not scared."
"She'll want to be your girlfriend, Colton," Beth says. "She obviously likes you."
"I'm not afraid she's going to turn me down," I say angrily.
"But you are scared, though."
"Screw you, Beth. Next time, answer your fucking phone yourself, Drew."
"You're a good man, Colt," Beth insists. "Just admit it to yourself."
"I have to go." I hang up the phone before either of them can try to add anything else about how I'm good and relationships are good and Cassie and I should grow old together.
What the hell do they know?
36
Cassie
"I'm so happy your exam went well," I say loudly, wrapping a towel around my wet hair. "Seriously. I'm so excited for you. You rocked finals week. You should be proud."
Colton doesn't respond, and I walk from the bathroom to the open bedroom door to repeat myself.
"What is this, Cassie?"
He's holding a stack of papers and I glance at the notebook on the floor, my heart sinking. "It's nothing," I say immediately, then regret it.
Just tell him. It'll be fine.
Except I know by the look on his face as he reads it that it's not.
"The football player demonstrates hyper-masculine behaviors off the field as an extension of his aggressive identity on the field."
"It's not what it looks like," I start.
Colton looks at me, his expression somewhere between irate and hurt. "This is about me," he says. "It's about my friends."
"No, that's not it at all," I protest. "It's general. It's not specific to any of you. I'd never write about you."
He reads from the draft of my thesis and I wince. "His hyper-masculine behavior may be a defense against a fragile sense of –"
I rip the papers out of his hands. "Colton, listen," I say, words spilling out of my mouth quickly. "This is not about you in any way. I was studying masculine identity. When I started tutoring, I had the idea to look at it in football. My advisor thought it was a good thesis idea. But the thesis doesn't have anything to do with you."
Colton looks at me with disgust. "You've been using me as a guinea pig this whole time."
"No, no, no," I say. "It's a literature review. It's all from books. It's just a review of existing research. There's nothing in there about you or anyone on the team. I promise."
"You promise?" he asks, laughing bitterly. "Well, then, as long as you promise, I definitely trust you."
"I wanted to tell you," I say.
"I've spent how much time with you this summer?" Colton asks, his voice angry. "And you never quite found the time to mention what your thesis was on?"
"You never asked."
"So it's my fucking fault I didn't ask whether you were doing a case study on me? Yeah, fuck me for just assuming that's not something you'd do."
"It's not a case study," I protest feebly. "I – I didn't know you, not really, when I started writing it. So I didn't mention it then. And then the longer it went on and I didn't tell you, the bigger it got. I didn't want you to hate me."
"Well, not telling me was a great fucking way to make sure that happened," Colton says. "Was the whole 'I don't know anything about football' a lie, too?"
"What? No," I blurt. "I didn't know anything about football. Or you. Shit, Colton, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. I know it looks bad."
"You have no idea how it looks," he says, picking up his t-shirt from the bed and sliding it over his head.
"I didn't know anything about you when I met you, Colton." Oh, God. The look on his face – hurt and betrayal – is like a punch to the gut. I think I'm going to puke.
"It's not even what you wrote," he says. "It's the fact that you've been hiding it this whole time, lying to me. What the fuck else are you lying about?"
"Colton, I'm not –"
But he turns around and walks out the door.
* * *
"Why are you sitting here in the dark and –" Sable stops short inside the apartment door, Tank standing behind her. "Oh shit, what happened?"
"Nothing," I say, sniffling. "I mean, it was my fault. Colton left."
"When it comes to Colton, there's no way anything was your fault," Tank says. "Are you sure he didn't fuck a cheerleader or something?"