“Can I help you?” He said, shoving a handful of chips into his mouth.
“We need a room for the night.” I said, watching as the crumbs dropped from his mouth onto his belly that hung over his pants. I tore my eyes from the slob and took Nikki into the crook of my arm. She wrapped her arms around my waist playing the part.
“Just passing through?” He said as he licked his fingers to flip through the pages of his guestbook. “Let me see what we have available.” He looked up and smiled at Nikki as he brushed crumbs from his belly and straightened out his wrinkled stained shirt. “Cute.” He murmured.
“Yeah, I’m a lucky guy.” I ground out tightening my hold on Nikki.
“I’ll say.” He said. “Too pretty for a place like this girl like her belongs at a Holiday Inn.”
“Hey!” Nikki said, straightening up clearly offended. I let my hand travel around her waist and gave her ass a good squeeze you know for show and all.
“I’m pretty sure he was attempting a compliment.” I whispered as I leaned into her, nuzzling her neck sniffing the sweet scent of gardenias that she was wearing I could get used to this James character I was portraying.
“It’s been a slow night you kids are in luck I have a standard room or a suite.” He wiggled his eyebrows as he looked back and forth between Nikki and I. “Suite comes with Cable TV.”
I looked over at my bride and raised my eyebrows playfully.
“We’ll take the suite.” I said, digging into my pocket for my fake credit card and slid it across the counter.
“Good choice.” The potbellied pig said, shoveling another handful of chips into his mouth as he swiped my card. “Where you two headed?” He asked an attempt at small talk.
“Just going to visit some family who couldn’t make our wedding.” I said, placing a kiss to Nikki’s temple.
He handed me back my card. “You two just got hitched? Congratulations.” He reached behind the desk, pulled out a six-pack of beer, and slid it across the counter winking at us. “Consider it a wedding present.”
I took the six-pack handed it over to Nikki and signed for our room.
“Thanks buddy.” I said, taking the room key.
Our room suite whatever you want to call it was on the second floor so we trekked it up the flight of iron stairs with our Target bags and our six-pack of beer in our hands. I kicked open the door and my hand traveled along the wall finally finding the light switch and flicking it on. Nikki and I walked inside taking in the suite and the bed centered in the middle of the room with an outdated floral comforter.
“Well, this is disgusting.” Nikki said, dropping her bags onto the small table that was in the corner of the room.
“It’s just for a couple of hours.” I said closing the door. She wandered into the bathroom seconds later I heard the water run in the shower.
“The water’s not brown I suppose that’s a plus.” She called from the bathroom.
“Thank God for small favors.” I said kicking off my shoes the truth was I didn’t care if the water was green as long as this shithole had a bed. I peeled off the disgusting comforter throwing it onto the floor and pulled back the sheet.
“There’s a heart shaped tub!” She added.
“Great.” I mumbled, pulling the gun from my waistband and laying it on the nightstand before I began to strip out of my clothes. My hands paused at the waistband of my boxer briefs I usually slept naked but with Nikki sharing the bed with me that was impossible. I cupped my dick that was already stirring at the idea of Nikki cuddled up against it and groaned deciding to keep the barrier of clothing on just for precautionary measures. I got into bed and pulled the sheet up to my waist, hoping to camouflage my hard on. This was becoming out of control if I didn’t get laid soon I was going to explode. Literally.
I stepped out of the bathroom feeling self-conscious dressed in the boy shorts and a camisole we had purchased, but to be fair this was the normal kind of stuff I wore to bed. I stopped in my tracks when I saw Mikey lying in bed topless the sheet hanging low on his bare hips. Holy mother of God was he naked?
“What’re you doing?” I asked my voice sounding a bit high pitched.
“Sleeping.” He mumbled his eyes were closed and one arm was draped across his face.
My teeth sank into my lower lip nervously as I stared at him wondering if there was anything under the sheet. I mean I knew what was under that sheet I just didn’t know if it was covered. How was I going to crawl into bed knowing that? I walked to the little table and grabbed the magazines out of the bag. There was no way I was going to be able to fall asleep not with Mikey naked beside me. No fucking way. I took the remote too deciding to take advantage of the suite’s perks.
There was nowhere to sit other than the bed so I climbed on top not pulling back the sheets instead I sat Indian style on top of the sheet. I placed the stack of magazines between us and started to flip through the channels.