Court Lady

He walked around the screen to Princess Xincheng. However, he saw two other people in the room. One of them was Lian Yan’er. The other was a lady that he did not recognise. She had the aura of a tiger and looked courageous.

After Lian Yan’er decided to join the General Zhenhai Residence, she taught Ma Hainiu the three golden rules for chasing men. The third rule was to be independent and strive for self-improvement. Ma Hainiu had spent her life as a pirate. Other than her strength, she had numerous jewels obtained from ships over the years. Not only her, her brother, Haicao, as well as her other brothers in General Zhenhai’s residence had an endless collection of them.

Lian Yan’er was smart and thought that this was a good business idea. She collaborated with Ma Hainiu to open a beauty shop. They specialised in selling unique and special jewellery. Along with Lian Yan’er’s makeup skills, which she had perfected over the years, and Consort Han’s help in promotion, they quickly became famous in Chang’an. Even Princess Xincheng was their frequent customer.

“Princess, they are…” However, Du He felt uncomfortable seeing Lian Yan’er.

“You are always running about yet you don’t know about the beauty shop that opened in Chang’an? Even Prince Han often visits them to buy jewellery for Consort Han. These two ladies are the owners of Belle Shop.”

Du He thought about how he wanted to avoid Lian Yan’er, as well as Zhang He, who was waiting to be rescued. “Princess, I...I am meeting someone…”

“Are you that busy? You are always going out.” Princess Xincheng was unhappy. “I still want you to help me stick on a flora inlay.”

Ma Hainiu and Lian Yan’er exchanged glances. Lian Yan’er stepped forward and lightly pasted the flora inlay on Princess Xincheng’s cheek.

Princess Xincheng was dubious. “Isn’t the flora inlay supposed to be stuck on the forehead? Why did you stick it on my cheek? Won’t I get laughed at?”

Ma Hainiu said, “Princess, please rest assured. Since ancient times, there have been people who stick flora inlays on their faces. During the Three Kingdoms Period, Crown Prince Zhou drank and was dancing under the moonlight. He accidentally hit his favourite concubine’s face. Several red dots appeared on her face. Crown Prince Zhou actually thought that Lady Deng looked even more beautiful this way. Very soon, the people from the palace as well as the commoners started to use rouge to dot their cheeks. Emperor Jianwen of Liang also had a poem. Shallow dimples formed by red, also refers to this.”

Princess Xincheng laughed, “We are not done and I am already happy. The lady owners of Belle Shop are really talented.”

Ma Hainiu was proud. She finally managed to use the things that she had learnt at Consort Han’s place.

Seeing how Du He was about to sneak away, she said loudly. “Speaking of pasting flora inlays, if Yan’er says she is second place, no one will dare to claim first place. In order to learn this skill, she had spent many years in Swallow House.”

“Swallow House?” Princess Xincheng was aware. “Isn’t that a famous brothel in Chang’an?”

Du He turned and came back. He could not leave. He could not let Lian Yan’er give him away. In Princess Xincheng’s eyes, although he was not dashingly handsome, he was at least loyal to her. If she knows that he frequents brothels, she may even bring it up to the Emperor.

Lian Yan’er glanced and Du He and smiled. “In order to seduce men, the courtesans at brothels need to make themselves beautiful and alluring. If one wants to learn how to beautify oneself, Swallow House would be the best place to go.”

Princess Xincheng did not know that Lian Yan’er was once the head courtesan at Swallow House. “So that is where you learn how to put on makeup.”

“Not only did I learn how to put on makeup, I also experienced the various ugly sides of men.” Lian Yan’er gaze hardened and Du He became frightened. “At home, they are like great husbands. However, when they get to Swallow House, they become the most despicable pervert on earth. There was even one that brought out his wife's belt. When he was indulging himself, he placed it on the girls at the brothel and treated it like a game.”

Princess Xincheng was startled. “There are such disgusting men on earth?”

“His poor wife is completely oblivious and still thinks that she has a great husband. In actuality, his wife’s belt is still with the brothel girl.”

Du He coughed dryly. Ma Hainiu grinned. “I heard that when men go out to drink, they always like to entertain themselves at brothels. Consort, are you meeting your friend to go to Swallow House?”

Princess Xincheng frowned. “He wouldn’t dare.”

Du He stammered, “I wouldn’t dare...def...definitely wouldn’t dare.”

“Your Highness, I am done sticking.” Lian Yan’er took a step back.

Ma Hainiu seamlessly took over. “Your Highness, this flora inlay looks best under the sun. Let me help you out.”

Only Du He and Lian Yan’er were left in the hall.

Du He looked outside and saw the Princess looking into a copper mirror, admiring her own reflection. He turned back and glared at Lian Yan’er. “You better burn the belt immediately. In the future, you are not allowed to come here anymore. Do you understand?”

“Consort, why would you think I would listen to you?” Lian Yan’er suddenly raised her voice. “Your Highness.”

Du He was frightened. “You…”

Princess Xincheng looked back. “Yes?”

Du He lowered his voice. “Okay, okay, what do you want?”

Lian Yan’er smiled and looked at Princess Xincheng. “I specially chose an emerald flora inlay to match with this kingfisher hairpin. Your Highness, do you like it?”

Princess Xincheng turned from side to side and twirled around. She was extremely pleased. Lian Yan’er smiled at Du He. “This is the right attitude.”

Ma Hainiu saw this from outside and the corners of her mouth turned up. Everything was going according to her leader’s plan.





Chapter 57.2: Virtuous Heart


When Du He reached West City’s government office, Zhang He was about to get canned.

Zhang He immediately shouted as he saw Du He. “Consort! Save me! Yan Zifang is an evil bastard. He wants to torture me! Consort, you are here in time! Hurry and lock this bastard up in the Justice Office!”

Ma Haihu snorted, “What a tone. Does your family own the Justice Office?”

Du He replied, “That’s right. Do you own the Justice Office?”

Zhang He was confused. He was certain that Du He would help him.

“Zhang He, you bully kind people and have done numerous bad things. I have already disliked you.” The only thing on Du He’s mind was the fact that Lian Yan’er had Princess Xincheng’s belt with her.

Zhang He’s mouth gaped open. “Consort, have you lost your mind?”

Du He’s eyes jutted out. “Wow! Now you are insulting me? Do you know what kind of punishment befalls those who insult relatives of the Imperial Family?”

Yan Zifang shouted, “Zhang He, there is clear evidence. Are you going to plead guilty?”

Zhang He realised. “So you all are together! Du He, you are amazing! Don’t forget that I know all the bad things that you have done better than anyone else. When I tell Princess Xincheng…”

Yan Zifang did not wait for Zhang He to finish shouting as he ordered the canning to start. Zhang He could not stand it and after a few hits, he shouted. “Stop hitting me! I plead guilty! I plead guilty!”

“I thought you would hold out. You barely got canned.” Yan Zifang gestured to Ma Haihu. “Get Zhang He’s fingerprint.”

After Zhang He signed, he glared at Ma Haihu who took the paper. Then, Zhang He glared furiously at Yan Zifang. “You better not be too arrogant. When my father comes…”

“Who ate leopard’s guts and dares to touch my son?” Zhang He’s father arrived murderously.

Zhang He was about to cry. “Father, you are finally here! Father, save me!”

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