Poletti’s rooming house was on the fourth block of Stark. Not the worst part of Stark, but not the best either. Gang graffiti covered the buildings, and the stoop sitters were blank-faced druggies. I parked across the street from the rooming house, and we stared out at it. Three stories of grime-coated red brick missing a front door. One window on the third floor was painted black, and two windows on the second floor were cracked. Black soot around one of the third-floor windows suggested there’d been a fire. A rat ran out of the open doorway and scurried down the sidewalk.
“We should take a look,” I said. “And someone needs to stay with the car to make sure it’s not stolen.”
We all sat still as statues. Hard to tell if it was worse to stay with the car or go into the building.
“Okay, I’m going in,” I said. “And I’ll take Briggs with me.”
“Hunh,” Lula said. “How come I have to be the one to stay behind?”
“You’re the one with the gun.”
Lula looked at Briggs. “He don’t have a gun?”
“It got blown up in my apartment,” Briggs said.
I got out of the Explorer, and Briggs hopped out after me. We crossed the street and went into the small entrance hall of Poletti’s building.
“I knew it was a slum, but this is worse than I imagined,” Briggs said. “It smells like a warthog died in here.”
There were two doors on the ground floor. One had MANAGER written on it. I knocked on that door, and it was answered by a small Hispanic woman who was somewhere between fifty and ninety.
“What?” she asked.
“I’m looking for Jimmy Poletti.”
“Don’t know him.”
“He owns this building.”
“Good for him. Tell him my toilet don’t work.”
She attempted to close the door, but I shoved my messenger bag between the door and the frame.
“I’m legal,” she said. “I got a driver’s license.”
“Are you the building manager?” I asked her.
“The what?”
“It says ‘manager’ on your door.”
“No manager here. It must be wrong.” And she slammed the door shut.
I turned and hammered on the door across the hall. I heard a lot of scrambling going on in the apartment, and finally a crazy-eyed, emaciated woman answered the door. “There’s no butterflies here,” she said. “You got the wrong place.”
“I’m not looking for butterflies,” I told her. “I’m looking for Jimmy Poletti.”
“Poletti confetti,” she said. “Poletti confetti.” She spied Briggs standing behind me and leaned forward for a closer look. “Nice doggy,” she said, patting him on the head.
Briggs growled at her, and she jumped back into the apartment and slammed the door shut.
There were four doors at the next level. Two of them were open, and the apartments were trashed. Soiled, lumpy mattresses on the floor. Garbage everywhere. Used drug paraphernalia. A bunch of giant roaches lying sneakers up. Probably overdosed. It looked like someone had had a bonfire in one of the units.
“They weren’t cooking hotdogs and marshmallows here,” Briggs said.
I knocked on one of the closed doors, and a moment later a shotgun blast blew the top half of the door apart.
“Holy crap,” Briggs said, diving to the floor.
The door opened and a totally tattooed guy looked out. Hard to tell his age. Somewhere in his twenties, maybe. I was flattened against the wall with my heart beating hard in my throat.
“Did Jiggy send you?” he asked.
I shook my head no.
“Fuck,” he said. “Fucking Jiggy.”
I inched my way toward the stairs. “I might have knocked on the wrong door.”
Briggs got to his feet and straightened his wig. “You could have killed us, asshole,” he said to the tattooed guy.
“I would have been doing you a favor,” the guy said. “That’s the worst wig I ever saw.”
“I’m in disguise,” Briggs said. “Do you know Jimmy Poletti?”
“What’s he look like?”
“He looks like a fat middle-aged car salesman and slum owner,” Briggs said.
The guy shook his head. “Don’t think I know him.”
“Who lives in the apartment next to you?” I asked.
“About forty Guatemalans,” the guy said. “They make noise all night long. They’re almost as bad as the damn dogs.”
“You got a dog problem?” Briggs asked.
“Feral Chihuahuas. There’s a whole pack of them. They’ll eat you alive.”
I trudged up the stairs with Briggs several steps behind me. Four more units here, but three of them were charred, gutted, and closed off with boards hammered across their doorways. The fourth unit’s door was ajar. I stepped in and looked around. One room plus bath. A fridge like you might find in a dorm. Fridge door open. Not plugged in. A double mattress that had been ripped to shreds. A single sneaker about a size 12 and mostly chewed. This was the room with the window painted black.
“Looks like the Chihuahuas were here,” Briggs said.
We took the stairs to the street, and we gasped when we saw the Explorer. It was up on cinderblocks, missing all four wheels and some of its innards. No one was around. Just the picked-clean car sitting at the curb all by itself.
Lula was inside, slumped behind the wheel, head back, eyes closed, mouth open. I didn’t see any blood. She wasn’t moving. I wrenched the driver’s side door open, and Lula snorted and opened her eyes.
“Are you okay?” I asked her.
“Yep. It’s like a ghost town here. Nothing going on.” She looked straight ahead, out the windshield, and saw that the hood was up. “What’s with that?” she asked.
“Someone stripped the car while you were asleep,” Briggs said. “Boy, are you stupid.”
Lula got out and stared at what was left of the Explorer. “That’s just rude. I rest my eyes for a minute, and Mr. Sneaky Thief comes along. These people have no respect. They took our wheels. What’s with that? Anyone could see I was in the car and needed those wheels to get home. How am I supposed to get home without wheels?”
Briggs stood on tiptoes and looked under the hood. “They took more than wheels.”
I called Connie and asked her to come rescue us.
“Can’t,” Connie said. “Vinnie isn’t here, and I can’t leave the office.”
I couldn’t ask Joe. He was working. I didn’t want to ask my father. My mother would have a cow if she knew I was on Stark Street. That left Ranger. He was also working, but he had a lot of flexibility. And if he couldn’t personally rescue me, he could send one of his men.
“Babe,” he said when I called him.
“Someone took my wheels.”
“Your car is on the fourth block of Stark Street.”
Ranger has the annoying but sometimes life-saving habit of hacking into my cellphone and placing tracking devices on my car. So Ranger knows where I am 24/7.
“Yes, and I’m with my car, but my wheels are apparently someplace else.”
There was a moment of silence, and I knew he was smiling. Ranger finds me amusing.
“I’m with Lula and Randy Briggs,” I said. “And I could use a ride to my parents’ house so I can get Big Blue.”
“I’m in the middle of something, but I can send Hal. He’s in the neighborhood.”
“Is Gardi back in Miami?”
“He’s got a nine o’clock flight tonight.”