They looked up and the maitre d’ was beside them. His eyes dropped to their hands, all four of them clasping the single silver tray for Julia Martin. In the background Chef Veronique stopped arranging a tray with miniature patisserie and watched.
‘Elliot, isn’t that your tray?’ The maitre d’ nodded to the tray sitting on the old pine sideboard.
‘What’s the big deal? We’re just trading.’
‘No we’re not,’ said the other waiter, yanking the tray away and spilling some coffee.
‘That’s it, that’s enough. Get a fresh tray and coffee,’ Pierre ordered the waiter, ‘and you come with me.’
He took Elliot into a far corner of the kitchen. They couldn’t escape the darting stares, but they could escape the ears.
‘What’s this about? Is there something going on between you and Madame Martin?’
‘No, sir.’
‘Then why cause this commotion?’
‘I just can’t stand Mrs Morrow, that’s all.’
Pierre hesitated. He could understand that. He didn’t much like her either. ‘She’s still our guest. We can’t just serve the ones we like.’ He smiled at the young man.
‘Yes, sir.’ But Elliot didn’t smile back.
‘Bon,’ said Pierre. ‘I’ll take that.’
He took the refreshed tray for Julia Martin from the surprised waiter and left the kitchen.
‘What’d the old man want?’ a waitress asked Elliot as he picked up his tray and prepared to take it to Sandra Morrow, who’d no doubt complain it was late and cold.
‘He doesn’t want me to serve Julia Martin,’ said Elliot. ‘He wants her to himself. Have you seen the way he looks at her? I think he has a crush on her,’ he sang in a childish falsetto.
The two took their trays through the swinging doors. Elliot’s words had a larger audience than he realized. Chef Veronique wiped her hands on a tea towel and watched as the door clacked back and forth until it was finally still.
‘Home tomorrow,’ said Clara to the Gamaches as they walked into the library from the terrasse. She could go to bed soon, sleep eight hours, have breakfast with her in-laws then head back to Three Pines. Really, only a couple more waking hours with these people. She looked at her watch for the umpteenth time. Only ten? How could that be? My God, could the Morrows stop time too? ‘When do you leave?’
‘Couple of days yet,’ said Reine-Marie. ‘We’re celebrating our wedding anniversary.’
‘That’s right,’ said Clara, embarrassed that she’d forgotten. ‘Congratulations. When?’
‘It’ll be thirty-five years on July first. Canada Day.’
‘Easy to remember,’ said Peter, smiling appreciatively at Gamache.
‘Was it love at first sight?’ Clara sat beside Reine-Marie.
‘For me, yes.’
‘But not for you?’ Peter asked Gamache.
‘Oh yes. She means her family.’
‘No, you had family problems too? In-laws?’ asked Clara, eager to hear someone else’s misery.
‘Not exactly. They were wonderful,’ said Reine-Marie. ‘He was the problem.’
She nodded to her husband, leaning against the fireplace mantel, trying to pretend he was invisible.
‘You? What happened?’ asked Clara.
‘Now you must remember I was young,’ he warned her. ‘And in love. And not very worldly-wise.’
‘This is going to be good,’ said Peter to Clara.
‘Reine-Marie invited me round after mass on a Sunday for lunch, to meet her family. There were seventy-three siblings.’
‘Nine,’ his wife corrected him.
‘I wanted to impress them, of course, so I spent all week trying to figure out what to take her mother. Nothing too big. Didn’t want to show off. Nothing too small. Didn’t want to appear cheap. I lost sleep. Couldn’t eat. It became the most important thing in my life.’
‘What did you take?’ Clara asked.
‘A bath mat.’
‘You’re kidding,’ sputtered Peter. Gamache shook his head, unable to speak. As the others broke into howls of laughter he finally found his voice.
‘Well,’ he wiped away his tears, ‘it never goes bad.’
‘Or out of style, but doesn’t it lack a certain je ne sais quoi?’
‘His gift giving has improved,’ admitted Reine-Marie.
‘Soap dishes?’ asked Clara.
‘Toilet plunger?’ asked Peter.
‘Shhh,’ whispered Gamache. ‘That’s a surprise for our golden anniversary.’
‘And surprise it will be,’ said Clara, laughing. ‘But don’t get us started on toilets.’
‘Oh, please. Don’t,’ said Peter, trying to recover himself.
‘Oh, no,’ said Gamache, clasping Peter by the arm. ‘Your turn, old son.’
‘OK.’ Peter relented and took a swig of Drambuie. ‘When I first went away to school and was unpacking all my little socks and shoes and slacks, I found a note pinned to my blazer in my father’s handwriting. It said, Never use the first stall in a public washroom.‘
Peter, grown up and greying, stood in the room, but what Gamache saw was a serious little boy with spots on his hands holding the note. And memorizing it, as one might memorize a passage from the Bible. Or a poem.