“Mouth full, you,” Abby told him. To me: “It’s kidskin. With a bisque head. I found her in a hatbox in the room opposite me. Her clothes are in bits, and I finished the footstool, so I figured I might as well make her a new wardrobe. There are all these old scraps of material—”
“And then there’s its hair,” Justin said, pushing the vegetables across to me. “Don’t forget the hair. It’s horrible.”
“It’s wearing a dead person’s hair,” Rafe informed me. “If you stick a pin in the doll, you can hear screaming coming from the graveyard. Try it.”
“See what I mean?” Abby said, to me. “Wusses. It’s got real hair. Why he thinks it’s from a dead person—”
“Because your poppet was made in about 1890 and I can do subtraction.”
“And what graveyard? There’s no graveyard.”
“There is somewhere. Somewhere out there, every time you touch that doll, someone twitches in her grave.”
“Until you get rid of the Head,” Abby said with dignity, “you don’t get to slag my doll for being creepy.”
“That’s not the same thing at all. The Head is a valuable scientific tool.”
“I like the Head,” said Daniel, glancing up, surprised. “What’s wrong with it?”
“It looks like something Aleister Crowley would carry around, is what’s wrong with it. Back me up here, Lex.”
Frank and Sam hadn’t told me, maybe they’d never seen, the most important thing about these four: just how close they were. The phone videos hadn’t been able to catch the power of it, any more than they’d caught the house. It was like a shimmer in the air between them, like glittering web-fine threads tossed back and forth and in and out until every movement or word reverberated through the whole group: Rafe passing Abby her smokes almost before she glanced around for them, Daniel turning with his hands out ready to take the steak dish in the same second that Justin brought it through the door, sentences flicked onto each other like playing cards with never a fraction of a pause. Rob and I used to be like that: seamless.
My main feeling was that I was fucked. These four had harmonies close as the most polished a cappella group on the planet, and I had to pick up my line and join in the jam session without missing a single beat. I had a little leeway for weakness and medication and general trauma—right now they were just happy I was home and talking, what I actually said was beside the point—but that would only carry me so far, and nobody had told me anything about a Head. No matter how upbeat Frank had been, I was pretty positive that the incident room had a sweepstakes going—behind Sam’s back; not necessarily behind Frank’s—on how long it would be before I went down in a spectacular fireball, and that most of the spread was clustered under three days. I didn’t blame them. I should have got in on the action: a tenner on twenty-four hours.
“I want to hear the news,” I said. “What’s been happening? Was anyone asking after me? Do I have get-well cards?”
“You got hideous flowers,” Rafe said, “from the English department. Those huge mutant daisy things, dyed lurid colors. They wilted, thank God.”
“Four-Boobs Brenda tried to comfort Rafe,” Abby said, with a one-sided grin. “In his time of need.”
“Oh God,” Rafe said in horror, dropping his knife and fork and putting his hands over his face. Justin started to snicker. “She did. She and her bosom-age cornered me in the photocopy room and asked me how I was feeling.”
That had to be Brenda Grealey. I couldn’t see her being Rafe’s type. I laughed too—they were working hard to keep the mood up, and Brenda was starting to sound like a geebag anyway. “I think he quite enjoyed it, deep down,” Justin said demurely. “He came out reeking of cheap perfume.”
“I almost asphyxiated. She pinned me up against the photocopier—”
“Was there wucka-wucka music playing in the background?” I asked. It was feeble but I was doing my best, and I caught Abby’s quick sideways smile, the flick of relief across Justin’s face. “What on earth have you been watching in that hospital?” Daniel wanted to know.
“—and she breathed all over me,” Rafe said. “Moistly. It was like being molested by a walrus soaked in air freshener.”
“The inside of your head is a horrible place,” Justin told him.
“She wanted to buy me a drink so we could talk. She said I needed to open up. What does that even mean?”
“Sounds like she’s the one who wanted to open up,” Abby said. “So to speak.” Rafe made a fake gagging noise.
“You’re disgusting too,” Justin said.
“Thank God for me,” I said. Talking still felt like poking black ice with a stick. “I’m the civilized one.”
“Well,” Justin said, giving me a small, tucked-in smile. “Hardly. But we love you anyway. Have more steak; you’re eating like a wee bird. Don’t you like it?”
Hallelujah: apparently Lexie and I shared the same metabolism, as well as everything else. “It’s gorgeous, silly,” I said. “I’m still getting my appetite back.”
“Yes, well.” Justin leaned across the table to spoon steak onto my plate. “You need to build up your strength.”
“Justin,” I said, “you’ve always been my favorite.”
He flushed right up to his hairline, and before he could hide behind his glass I saw something painful—what, I couldn’t tell—flick across his face. “Don’t be absurd,” he said. “We missed you.”
“I missed you, too,” I said, and gave him a wicked grin. “Mostly because of hospital food.”
“Typical,” said Rafe.
For a moment I was sure Justin was going to say something else, but then Daniel reached over to refill his glass and Justin blinked, the flush subsiding, and picked up his knife and fork again. There was one of those content, absorbed silences that go with good food. Something rippled round the table: a loosening, a settling, a long sigh too low to hear. Un ange passe, my French grandfather would have said: an angel is passing. Somewhere upstairs I heard the faint, dreamy note of a clock striking.
Daniel cut his eyes sideways at Abby, so subtly I barely caught it. He was the one who had done the least talking, all evening. He was quiet on the phone videos, too, but this seemed to have a different flavor to it, a concentrated intensity, and I wasn’t sure whether this just didn’t translate well onto camera or whether it was new. “So,” Abby said. “How’re you feeling, Lex?”
They had all stopped eating. “Fine,” I said. “I’m not supposed to lift anything heavy for a few weeks.”
“Are you in any pain?” Daniel inquired.
I shrugged. “They gave me supercool painkillers, but most of the time I don’t need them. I’m not even gonna have much of a scar. They had to sew up all my insides, but I only got six stitches on the outside.”
“Let’s see them,” Rafe said.
“God,” said Justin, putting his fork down. He looked like he was seconds from leaving the table. “You’re a ghoul. I have no desire to see them, thanks very much.”
“I definitely don’t want to see them at the dinner table,” Abby said. “No offense.”