The Dead in Their Vaulted Arches

TWENTY-FIVE

 

 

“I BELIEVE THIS IS cyanide,” he said, and not at all pleasantly.

 

I nodded. I could hardly deny it—particularly to a man whose specialty it was to professionally identify cyanide.

 

“The laboratory belonged to my great-uncle, Tarquin de Luce. Perhaps you’ve heard of him?”

 

I was taking a risk, I knew, but it was at the moment the best I could come up with. Perhaps Sir Peregrine, I thought, had been at Oxford with Uncle Tarquin—but no, he wasn’t old enough. But surely he must have heard of my uncle’s work—perhaps he’d even idolized him as a boy.

 

Blood among chemists runs thick—at least I hoped it did.

 

But it was no use. Sir Peregrine didn’t rise to the bait. He replaced the cyanide in its rack with a careful precision that I had to admire.

 

This man knew what he was doing.

 

“Your mother’s inner coffin was cut open with a pair of ten-inch tinman’s snips,” he said accusingly.

 

I tried to look incredulous.

 

“Yes, you left the tools of your trade behind. We’ve sent them up to London for analysis and have just received back the report that your fingerprints—and your fingerprints alone—are all over them. Explain.”

 

Well! Had my fingerprints on file, did they? I must admit I was flattered. The Hinley Constabulary must have handed them over from one of my earlier investigations.

 

Still, I had to give the man credit. He certainly didn’t believe in letting the grass grow under his feet. If he had the ability to whisk a piece of evidence up to London, and have it analyzed and brought back to Bishop’s Lacey within hours, the man was clearly no slouch. Inspector Hewitt would be chartreuse with envy. I could hardly wait to tell him.

 

“Well?”

 

He was waiting, and the look on his face could only be described as grim. “In case you are not aware of it, Miss de Luce, interference with the burial of a dead body is not—”

 

“I didn’t interfere with her,” I interrupted, the blood rushing to my face. “I didn’t touch her!”

 

“Then what, pray, may I ask, were you doing?”

 

“She was my mother,” I said. “I’d never seen her face. I wanted to—before she was buried.”

 

I tried to stare him down but my lower lip was trembling.

 

Sir Peregrine did not look away.

 

Slowly he began to walk towards me, seeming to grow taller with every step until he was hovering over me like a bird of prey.

 

I found myself shrinking away from him—cringing.

 

“Peregrine!” The voice cut through the air like a thrown knife.

 

I spun round. “Aunt Felicity!”

 

“Felicity!” said Sir Peregrine.

 

“What are you doing to that child?”

 

I could have cheered—even if she had committed the unforgivable sin.

 

“Well, Peregrine? Explain yourself.”

 

“I was merely doing that which I am required to do by His Majesty’s Government.”

 

“Poppycock. You were trying to intimidate the girl. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.”

 

“Felicity—”

 

Sir Peregrine was gaping as if he had been set upon by the Furies, those avenging goddesses of the underworld with their black robes, bloodshot eyes, and snaky hair, whose happy job it is to punish evildoers.

 

“Come along, Flavia,” Aunt Felicity said, almost dislocating my arm as she seized me by the elbow and marched me out of the room. “It’s time we had a talk.”

 

We were halfway down the staircase before she let go of me.

 

“Quickly,” she said, hustling me through the kitchen, holding open the door, and urging me through.

 

“Where are we going?”

 

“You’ll see,” she said.

 

I hate people who say that.

 

Halfway across the Visto, I was still trying to catch up. For an elderly lady, I realized, Aunt Felicity was remarkably fit.

 

Blithe Spirit was still parked as I had last seen her, but Tristram Tallis was nowhere in sight. Nor, for that matter, was Adam Sowerby.

 

“Get in,” Aunt Felicity ordered, pointing.

 

I clambered up onto the wing and dropped into the front cockpit. Aunt Felicity, without further ado, went round the nose of the craft and gave the propeller a couple of remarkably powerful pulls.

 

“Switch on!” she shouted.

 

I looked at the instrument panel and could see only one switch. It was marked “Magneto” and I twisted it to the right.

 

“Switch on!” I called back.

 

I had seen this done in the cinema but had never actually had the opportunity to do it myself.

 

Aunt Felicity gave the prop another sharp spin, and as it had done this morning, it vanished with a roar.

 

Whatever Tristram had done with the faulty sparking plug must have cured the problem. The engine was running with a silky, self-satisfied rumble, popping a bit with joy as if it could hardly wait to get off the ground and into the air.

 

Now Aunt Felicity was lowering herself into the rear cockpit and the stick and pedals in front of me began to wigwag of their own accord.

 

The throttle shot forward in its metal quadrant, and we began to move.

 

The Visto became a blur. Buckshaw rotated slowly in the near distance as if it were on a turntable and we were standing still.

 

And then the ground dropped, and for the second time in my life I was flying.

 

Blithe Spirit pitched and bucked as the stick in front of me shook in its socket.

 

Aunt Felicity was trying to get my attention.

 

I twisted my head round and was just able to catch a glimpse of her. She was jabbing a bony finger to indicate the flying helmet, which she must have dredged from the depths of the cockpit, and she was obviously signaling me to do the same.

 

I reached under the seat and, sure enough, there was an identical helmet. I strapped it on.

 

Now the stick was waggling again, and I turned to see Aunt Felicity waving the end of a ribbed rubber tube. She put it to her ear, then to her mouth, and then her ear again.

 

At first I thought she was merely trying to entertain me: that she was miming some lurid magazine cover such as Thrilling Tales in which a pilot is wrestling at 5,000 feet with a boa constrictor which some nefarious villain has concealed in the cockpit, until I was made to realize by the violent and impatient shaking of the stick, that there was a similar tube beside me in the front cockpit and that Aunt Felicity wanted me to use the thing for speaking and listening.

 

I nodded and held the yellow tube to the ear-socket of my helmet.

 

Again the stick shook like a cornstalk in a hurricane. Aunt Felicity was pointing to her ear and I saw at once what she wanted me to do. There was a socket in the side of my helmet into which the tube was meant to be inserted. I plugged it in, gave it a twist, and Aunt Felicity’s voice was suddenly in my ear.

 

“Can you hear me?” she asked. I gave her a thumbs-up, which seemed the right thing to do in the circumstances.

 

“Good,” she said. “Now listen to me. We’ve precious little time and what I have to say to you is of the utmost importance. Do you understand?”

 

I gave her three more thumbs for emphasis as she banked Blithe Spirit round towards the west.

 

Beneath our wings, Buckshaw lay spread out in the sun, a dreamy mirage of green lands, a fairy-tale kingdom in miniature. From this altitude, you could not see the black line painted in the foyer that divided the house into two camps, nor could you detect the frost that had recently descended upon the house.

 

Or had it been there all along, and I had only recently learned to notice?

 

“Take a good look, Flavia,” Aunt Felicity’s metallic voice was saying. “You may never see the likes of it again.”

 

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