Our House

Then I registered who this actually was. ‘Ah. Come up.’

I waited at the door, exhausted and confused. Constance from the playhouse. Her arrival reminded me that I’d not responded to a voicemail from her some time earlier – when? Last week, perhaps. I admit I considered her small fry in the context of the circling sharks, our original encounter, so catastrophic at the time, now almost quaintly sinful in the light of intervening events.

‘Sorry about the delay,’ I said from the doorway, when she appeared from the lift. ‘I thought you were someone else.’

‘How many of us are there? Don’t answer that, I’m not interested.’ There was no kiss or touch, of course, I wouldn’t have expected that, but nor did I expect the current of hostility flowing from her. My brain was too bruised to register a reaction either way. If my night with Saskia had proved anything, it was that consolation and indifference were the same to me now.

‘We need to talk.’ Reading reluctance in my frown, she snapped, ‘If you can spare me the time?’

‘Of course I can.’ I paused the music, then immediately wished I hadn’t. Silence, unbearable to me at the best of times these days, felt dangerously exposing. It was going to be a strain to focus on this.

‘What was that song you were just playing?’ she asked.

‘Portishead. You remember, “Sour Times”?’

‘How appropriate.’ Her hair was pulled tightly back, her skin glowing in a faintly sickly way, as if she was being overtaken by fever right in front of me. ‘Is it all right if I sit down?’

‘Sorry. Over here.’ I cleared one of the chairs of its jumble of dry cleaning. ‘Can I get you a drink?’

‘Water, please.’

I got myself a beer, delivered her glass of water, and waited. I noticed she was wearing the same dress she’d worn that evening in the playhouse, this time with opaque black tights and high-heeled ankle boots. I didn’t know her well enough to know if that was a deliberate allusion; all I knew was that if I never had any dealings with women again it would be a good thing. For me and them.

‘All right,’ she said, ‘I’ll get straight to the point. I’m pregnant, Bram.’

I stared, appalled.

‘It’s not yours.’ She raised her chin, gave a mirthless chuckle. ‘That’s not what this is about, don’t worry.’

‘Oh. Okay.’ My skull ached terribly; I tried to think if there were any Nurofen in the flat. ‘What is this about then?’

She took a sip of her water, her hand trembling. ‘It’s about the fact that I’ll start to show soon and I don’t need you putting two and two together and making five. Or anyone else.’

Her husband, she meant.

‘He still doesn’t know about us?’ I said.

‘No. It was a mistake, a one-off act of insanity. There’s nothing to be gained from telling him now.’ She eyed the four walls, her expression dismal. ‘I don’t need to tell you that.’

There was a damning edge to this last comment reminiscent of nobody so much as Fi, and I felt annoyance rise. I wanted to hiss at her, Is this really your biggest problem? Try being blackmailed. Try facing a death by dangerous driving charge. Try losing your partner and children and everything you love . . .

But maybe she thought she was – if I were to get it into my head to challenge the new baby’s paternity. To her, I was a threat. I was her Mike.

‘So I can count on you to keep quiet?’ she demanded.

‘I’ve kept quiet this long. There’s no reason for that to change.’

‘And to deal with any questions?’

I caught something then and looked more searchingly at her. If not from her husband, she could only mean from Fi. Was she saying . . .? There was a silence, a suspended moment that emitted its own energy, caused her eyes to meet mine with new pleading.

‘When is it due?’ I asked, quietly.

‘May. Don’t insult me by counting the months.’

Of course I did count, in silent torment. It was only one month out. But I couldn’t allow myself to think about another man raising my child, unaware of the true paternity or of the existence of two half-brothers. I couldn’t allow it to be true. And, terrible as it sounds, it paled into insignificance now. A child had died at my hand and there wasn’t space in my head to think about an unborn one.

‘Well, congratulations, then,’ I said, at last, and watched as tension left her chest. I resisted the urge to touch her hot face, to take her restless hands in mine. ‘That’s great news.’

‘Thank you.’ She stood, cast another glance around the bland, claustrophobic space. ‘You need to sort yourself out, Bram. You’re obviously in a bad way.’

‘Am I? Wow, I had no idea.’

Like Fi, she reacted spikily to sarcasm, lecturing me even as she made for the door. ‘Seriously, you don’t want to be one of those sad ageing leopards who can never change their spots, do you? People run out of forgiveness, you know, and then you’re just another unforgivable man.’

These last words sounded scripted, but that wasn’t to say they didn’t ring true. That wasn’t to say they didn’t burn. I closed my eyes, no longer able to cope with her, and when I opened them she was gone, the door closing behind her.

‘Thanks for the advice,’ I said.


‘Fi’s Story’ > 02:05:03

What with everything going on at Trinity Avenue – not just the Ropers’ burglary and our car theft, the yellow police signs everywhere, but also the interactions with Bram that were about to come to a head – the flat was becoming a bit of a sanctuary.

There was time to breathe there, to relax. I’d got into the habit of lighting a scented candle the moment I walked through the door, putting on Classic FM or the sort of arts documentary I couldn’t hope to follow with the kids running in and out yelling about Pokémon and Chelsea FC and whatever the latest grievance was between the two of them. Unless I had a guest, I aimed for no alcohol, brewing a herbal tea and treating myself to a bar of chocolate with some witty artisanal twist, like cardamom or sea salt or lavender. Maybe sanctuary isn’t the right word. Maybe it was more of a retreat.

Once or twice, I even caught myself thinking I should bring the boys here for a sleepover, but of course I was only here so that they could be there.

As for Bram, what few traces he left of himself, none pointed to any female guest – or friendship of any kind, actually.





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Bram, Word document

And then, at last, the police came. Not to the flat, but to my office in Croydon. A detective arrived the next Tuesday morning – thank God he was plainclothes and not in uniform. I handled it okay. I must have done, because it was a while before it was followed up.

I commandeered a small, windowless meeting room just off reception for our chat. On the table was an array of our new semi-rigid neck collars with adjustable Velcro strapping and I pushed them to the side without commenting.

No wisecracks. Don’t antagonize him.

‘So, Mr Lawson, you are the joint owner with Mrs Fiona Lawson of a black Audi A3?’ he asked, quoting the reg. He was in his forties, pale-haired and thick-necked, his experience of human fallibility unsettlingly underplayed as he searched my face for liar’s tics.

Don’t think like that, just answer his questions!

‘Yes, at least I was. It was stolen back in early October. Is this about the insurance claim?’

Make him think that’s your only concern.

‘No, nothing to do with that,’ he said.

‘Oh, hang on, are you the officer who spoke to Fi a few weeks ago?’

‘That’s right.’

‘She said something about the keys having been stolen? I have to say I think they’re far more likely to be down the side of the sofa.’

‘If you do find them there, let me know.’ His manner was affable, as if he was here to pass the time in small talk.

‘The thing is, the insurance claim is all settled now,’ I said. ‘I wasn’t sure if they’d been in touch with you.’

Not a question; it doesn’t bother you either way since they’ve already paid out the cheque.

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