I Am Half-Sick Of Shadows

Did he think he could outwit me?

 

We shall see, my dear Inspector Hewitt, I thought. We shall see.

 

I had become aware, as I chatted with Sergeant Woolmer, of quiet conversation in the adjacent room—two women talking, by the sound of it.

 

I knocked firmly at the door and waited.

 

The voices fell silent, and a moment later the door opened no more than a crack.

 

“Sorry to bother you,” I said to the single slightly bloodshot eye that appeared, “but Mr. Lampman wants to see you.”

 

The door swung inwards and I saw the rest of the woman’s face. She was one of the bit players in the film.

 

“Wants to see me?” she asked in a surprisingly brassy voice. “Wants to see me, or wants to see both of us?

 

“Mr. Lampman wants to see us, Flo,” she called over her shoulder, without waiting for an answer.

 

Flo wiped her mouth and put down a bowl from which she had been eating.

 

“Both of you,” I said, trying to put a touch of grimness into my voice. “I think he’s outside in one of the lorries,” I added, “so you’d better bundle up.”

 

I waited patiently, leaning on the door frame until they hustled off towards the staircase, still shrugging themselves into their heavy winter coats.

 

I felt more than a little sorry for them. Goodness knows what fantasies were running through their heads. Each of them, most likely, was praying that she had been chosen to replace Phyllis Wyvern in the leading role.

 

I’d better get to work. They’d be back soon enough—and angry at my deception.

 

I stepped into their room and turned the key, which, like most keys at Buckshaw, was left in the room side of the lock.

 

Across the room, on the inside wall between the window and the dresser, was a hanging curtain—a leftover from the days when guest bedrooms were decorated like Turkish harems. It pictured a hunting party with elephants, and a tiger, unseen among the jungle trees, preparing to spring.

 

I jerked the tapestry aside, sneezing at the cloud of gray dust that flew up into the room, revealing a small, wood-paneled door. I inserted the key and, to my immense satisfaction, felt the bolt slide back with a welcome click.

 

I took hold of the knob and gave it a good twist. Again there were promising sounds but the door was stuck fast.

 

I muttered something that was half a prayer and half a curse. Even a fraction of a second’s inspection would have shown me that it was painted shut.

 

Given five minutes in my laboratory, I could have produced a solvent that would strip a battleship while you were saying “Rumpelstiltskin,” but there wasn’t the time.

 

A quick look round the room revealed a lady’s handbag tossed carelessly on the bed, and I fell upon it like the tiger upon the Maharajahs.

 

Handkerchief … scent bottle … aspirins … cigarettes (bad girl!), and a small purse which, guessing by its weight and feel, contained no more than six shillings, sixpence.

 

Ah! Here it was—just what I was looking for. A nail file. Sheffield steel. Perfect!

 

My prayer had evidently been heard and my curse forgotten.

 

Inserting the blade of the file between the frame and the door, and working my way round it like a Girl Guide opening rather a large tin of campfire beans, I soon had a satisfactory pile of paint chips on the floor at my feet.

 

Now for it. One more twist of the knob and a kick at the bottom panel, and the door jerked open with a groan.

 

Taking a deep breath, I stepped into the Chamber of Death.

 

 

 

 

 

SIXTEEN

 

 

THIS BEDROOM, TOO, HAD a dusty drapery covering the unused door, and I was forced to fight my way out from behind it before proceeding.

 

Phyllis Wyvern’s body was still slumped in the chair as I had first found it, but was now covered with a sheet, as if it were a statue whose sculptor had wandered off to lunch.

 

The police would have finished their inspection by now, and were probably awaiting the arrival of a suitable vehicle in which to carry off the body.

 

No great harm, then, in having a dekko of my own.

 

I lifted the sheet slowly, taking care not to disturb her hair, still laced with Juliet’s posies, which seemed to me the only vanity she had left.

 

Even in death, though, there was something exotic about Phyllis Wyvern, although after twenty-four hours, the body had begun its inevitable chemical dissolution, and had now taken on a gray and waxy appearance.

 

The awful pallor of her flesh—aside from her made-up face—gave her the appearance of a star from the days of the silent cinema, and for a moment I had the same awful feeling I’d had before: that she was playing the game of Statues, as I used to do with Feely and Daffy before they began to hate me—that in a moment she’d sneeze, or suck in a giant, gasping breath.

 

But no such thing happened, of course. Phyllis Wyvern was as dead as a door knocker.

 

I began my examination from the ground up. I lifted the hem of her heavy woolen skirt and saw at once that her ankles were swollen, ballooning out, as it were, above a pair of heavy black work boots.

 

Work boots? They couldn’t possibly be hers!

 

Using my handkerchief to guard against fingerprints, I slipped one of the boots off her foot … slowly and carefully, taking special note of the way the thick white stocking was bunched in a knot beneath her instep.

 

As I had suspected, the boot had been shoved onto her foot after she was dead.

 

With great care I rolled down the knee-length stocking and removed it. Her foot was puffy, dark, and bruised with the settling blood. Her painted toenails were ghastly.

 

I replaced the stocking, which slid on easily over her cold flesh.

 

Getting the boot back on, though, was not as easy as taking it off; the stiffened toes simply refused to slide all the way back into the boot. Could this be rigor mortis?

 

I pulled it off again and stuck my fingers into the opening. There was something pushed down into the toe—paper, by the feel of it.

 

Would someone as wealthy and famous as Phyllis Wyvern buy footwear so oversized that she had to stuff paper into the toes to make it fit?

 

It seemed unlikely. I fished out the wad with my finger and uncrumpled it.

 

It was a piece of stationery printed at the top with the name: Cora Hotel, Upper Woburn Place, London, WC1.

 

Scrawled across the page in red ink were the words:

 

 

 

 

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