A Red Herring Without Mustard: A Flavia de Luce Novel

She looked, I thought, to be about forty-five. But surely she must be much older than that. How on earth could such a beautiful creature be the mother of that middle-aged layabout, Brookie Harewood?

 

She wore a smart dark suit with an Oriental silk at her neck, and her fingers were afire with diamonds.

 

“I must apologize for Ursula,” she said, taking my hand in hers, “but she’s fiercely protective of me. Perhaps too fiercely.”

 

I nodded dumbly.

 

“In my profession, privacy is paramount, you see, and now, with all this …”

 

She made a wide sweep of her hands to take in the entire world.

 

“I understand,” I said. “I’m sorry about Brookie.”

 

She turned and took a cigarette from a silver box, lit it with a silver lighter that might have been a scale model of Aladdin’s lamp, and blew out a long jet of smoke which, oddly enough, was also silver in the sunlight.

 

“Brookie was a good boy,” she said, “but he did not grow up to be a good man. He had the fatal gift of making people believe him.”

 

I wasn’t sure what she meant, but I nodded anyway.

 

“His life was not an easy one,” she said reflectively. “Not as easy as it might seem.”

 

And then, quite suddenly—“Now tell me, why have you come?”

 

Her question caught me by surprise. Why had I come?

 

“Oh, don’t be embarrassed, child. If you’re here to express your condolences, you have already done so, for which I thank you. You may leave, if you wish.”

 

“Brookie was at Buckshaw,” I blurted. “I found him in the drawing room in the middle of the night.”

 

I could have cut out my tongue! There was no need for his mother to know this—no need at all, and even less for me to tell her.

 

But part of me knew that it was safe enough. Vanetta Harewood was a professional woman. She would no more want the midnight ramblings of her son brought to light than … than I would.

 

“I am going to ask you a very great favor, Flavia. Tell the police if you must, but if you feel it isn’t essential …”

 

She had walked back to the window, where she stood staring out into the past. “You see, Brookie had his … demons, if you will. If there is no need to make them public, then—”

 

“I won’t tell anyone, Mrs. Harewood,” I said. “I promise.”

 

She turned back to me and came across the room slowly. “You’re a remarkably intelligent girl, Flavia,” she said. And then, after thinking for a couple of seconds, she added, “Come with me; there’s something I wish to show you.”

 

Down a step we went, and then up another, into the part of the house whose door I had first knocked upon. Low timbered ceilings made her stoop more than once as we went from room to room.

 

“Ursula’s studio,” she said, with a wave of a hand at a room that seemed full of twigs and branches.

 

“Basketry,” she explained. “Ursula is a devotee of traditional crafts. Her willow baskets have taken prizes both here and on the Continent.

 

“To tell you the truth,” she went on, lowering her voice to a confidential whisper, “the smell of her chemical preparations sometimes drives me out of the house, but then, it’s all she has, poor dear.”

 

Chemical preparations? My ears went up like those of an old warhorse at the sound of the bugle.

 

“Mostly sulfur,” she said. “Ursula uses the fumes to bleach the willow withies. They end up as white as polished bones, you know, but oh dear—the smell!”

 

I could foresee that I was going to have a late night poring over books in Uncle Tar’s chemical library. Already my mind was racing ahead to the chemical possibilities of salicin (C13H18O7)—which was discovered in willow bark in 1831 by Leroux—and good old sulfur (S). I already knew from personal experience that certain willow catkins, kept in a sealed box for several weeks, give off the most dreadful odor of dead fish, a fact which I had filed away for future use.

 

“Through here,” Mrs. Harewood said, ducking to keep her head from banging on an exceptionally low beam. “Mind your head and watch your step.”

 

Her studio was a glorious place. Clear north light flooded in through the angled transom windows overhead, making it seem like a room suddenly stumbled upon in a forest glade.

 

A large wooden easel stood in the light, and on it was a half-finished portrait of Flossie, the sister of Feely’s friend Sheila Foster. Flossie was sitting in a large upholstered chair, one leg curled under her, petting an enormous white Persian cat that nestled in her lap. The cat, at least, looked almost human.

 

Actually, Flossie didn’t look that bad, either. She was not my favorite living person, but I didn’t hold that against her. The portrait captured perfectly, in a way that even a camera can’t, her air of highly polished dopiness.

 

“Well, what do you think?”

 

I looked around at the tubes of paints, the daubed rags, and the profusion of camel-hair brushes that jutted up all around me from tins, glasses, and bottles like reeds in a December marsh.

 

“It’s a very nice studio,” I said. “Is that what you wanted to show me?”

 

I pointed a finger at Flossie’s portrait.

 

“Good heavens, no!” she said.

 

I had not noticed it before but at the far end of the studio, away from the windows, were two shadowy corners in which perhaps a dozen unframed paintings were leaning with their faces against the wall, their paper-sealed backsides towards the room.

 

Vanetta (by now I was thinking of her as “Vanetta,” rather than “Mrs. Harewood”) bent over them, shifting each one as if she were riffling through the record cards in a giant index file.

 

“Ah! Here it is,” she said at last, pulling a large canvas from among the others.

 

Keeping its back towards me, she carried the painting to the easel. After shifting Flossie to a nearby wooden chair, she turned it round and lifted it into place.

 

She stepped back without a word, giving me an unobstructed view of the portrait.

 

My heart stopped.

 

It was Harriet.

 

 

 

 

 

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