War World X Takeover

“And in exchange for all this foine leaf and upriver brandy,” Himself said, peering narrowly at Makhno, “Yous be wantin’ what, this time?”

“Brass or good iron,” said Makhno. “I know you can swap for it at Kenny-Camp.”

“Then why din’cha swap for it there yerself?” Irish leaned forward on the plank table. “Yah know we got nothin’ down here but local produce an’ the occasional shimmer stone.”

“I’d rather the assayer’s office didn’t know all my business.” Makhno grinned back. “They’ve got too many company men peeping over their shoulders.”

Himself smiled broadly, showing crooked teeth. “An’ they just might take it into their heads to put an end to the euph-leaf trade, startin’ with yerself, eh?”

“Something like that,” Makhno agreed.

Irish leaned back, exuding confidence. “Well now, it just so happens that we’ve got a wee blacksmith’s shop, an’ a few pigs o’ copper an’ tin, and summat more o’ fine-smelted iron. We was hopin’ ta make it inta minin’ tools, but for such foine brandy, not ta mention the leaf, I do think we can dicker.”

“Coal,” Van Damm put in. “We know there’s plenty of carbon on the planet, or the forests wouldn’t exist. But where can we get usable amounts of it?”

Himself laughed and slapped the table. “From the black-stump tree, o’ course! What did yah think it made its black core from? Eh, I suppose yah had ta be a miner ta notice. Ah, but for big loads o’ that, ye’ll have ta bring us more than just euph an’ brandy.”

“I think we can come up with something,” Makhno grinned, “And in larger loads, too.”

As Van Damm watched, the two of them leaned close over the table and settled in for some serious dickering. Chains of trade routes, he considered. Stronger than steel…

He wondered idly if he could stir up the kind of trouble Max Cole wanted by setting the free miners against the company’s slaves, but then decided it wouldn’t work. The company “indentured laborers” would desert in a red-hot minute if they knew there was some way they could survive outside the company’s town….

And right there, a beautiful idea blossomed.





When Max Cole heard that there was a coded special message for him coming up from the planet, he practically ran to the radio room to get his transcript, and actually did run back to his cabin to decode it. Yes, of course it was from Van Damm, and high time, too. The ship was due to leave in another two hours.

Have a possibility, the message read. Can get miners to desert Kennicott. K/Co will then go after them and shoot up local farmers in the process. Is this the atrocity you want?

Cole swore blisteringly, then coded a return message and carried it back to the radio room himself.

Down on the surface, in Sam Kilroy’s establishment on the outskirts of Castell City, the message was received and then relayed to Hell’s-A-Comin’. Van Damm got the reply and took it off to the storeroom of the Irish Bar to decode.

Hell, no! Cole’s reply read. Do nothing to make K look bad! Find something else. Stay there until you do.

Van Damm laughed aloud, drawing Makhno’s attention, and he felt obliged to share the news. Both of them laughed uproariously, shared a pitcher of very good Janesfort beer and settled down to some serious analysis and speculation.

Two hours later the ship left orbit and headed back toward Wayforth Station, taking Max Cole with it.





It took a quarter of a T-year for the relocated Golden Parrot to become a successful venture. DeCastro had been obliged to buy raw grains and other seeds from the local farmers, sprout and ferment them himself before he could come up with a passable beer, and his attempts at creating whiskey or brandy had failed dismally. He had built a workable grill and made the Parrot into an acceptable restaurant, and the services of his girls were always a good draw, but for the life of him he could not start a decent drug-trade. A local product called euph-leaf was abundant and popular, but he couldn’t find the source, much less get a monopoly on it. The best he could do was extract the active ingredients with alcohol from his failed distilling projects and get a concentrated liquid form, but even that proved no real competition for the natural product. He could not even get the customers to gamble in his establishment, and that was unheard of.

Worst of all, he hadn’t been able to contact any of the other company or CoDo agents, or even learn who they were. A bar and grill and whorehouse usually had no trouble collecting information from customers, but for some reason his clientele was remarkably close-mouthed. Some odd reticence seemed to overcome them the minute they set foot through the doorway: a strange solemnity, almost a feeling of guilt, which precluded merriment and small-talk. The relocated Golden Parrot was the gloomiest bar—and the poorest information-source—that DeCastro had ever seen and he had no idea why.


Discreet strolls around Kenny-Camp had told him nothing except that the free prospectors viewed the indentured miners with mixed pity and contempt. Everybody hungrily awaited any out-of-town trade, the settled farmers seemed to be prospering and everyone hated Kennicott Metals.

What he knew from his own sources was that Kennicott had long since made an uneasy truce with Anaconda and Dover, such that they all dug for different minerals, in widely separated and distant locations. Reynolds was left out in the cold, and resented it.

Perhaps it was time to make a personal visit back to Castell City, just to see what he could learn. His excuse would be buying some decent brandy, since he couldn’t find or make the product locally. The only difficulty lay in trading company scrip for CoDo creds, since the company’s currency-exchange always gave a miserable return and he knew well that nobody accepted company scrip outside of Hell’s-A-Comin’.

When he heard the news that Captain Makhno was pulling up to the dock, he took the opportunity. DeCastro left explicit orders with his staff, packed up a sack full of CoDo creds and strolled down to the waterfront.

Instead of the familiar steamboat, there sat the most outlandish ship that DeCastro had ever seen. It had three hulls, all long and narrow, the two outer ones set back from the central—and larger—hull, each carrying a raked mast with double booms and sails made of some thick unbleached cloth. The central hull also sported a paddle wheel at the stern, and the two outer hulls had what were clearly steering wheels attached to rudders hidden below the water. The hulls were joined with angled and arched wings where cargo was strapped. The whole construction was made of a pale gray wood that gleamed with some sort of lacquer. Though smaller than the old Celia, this bizarre boat—sporting the name River Dragon in what appeared to be metal letters on its bow—looked as if it could carry just as much cargo.

And yes, there was the familiar captain making fast to the dock. Now DeCastro could see that the Dragon was towing a homemade barge loaded with what looked like blackened logs, canvas-covered pigs of metal and crates of odd fruit. In the ship itself sat three passengers, hulking miners or prospectors, two of them guarding the third. DeCastro guessed that the third man had made a good shimmer stone strike down river at Hell’s-A-Comin’ and was taking it to Castell City, rather than the assayer’s office, in hopes of getting a better price. Best leave him carefully alone, he decided.

DeCastro strolled up to the River Dragon with a smile on his face and his hands in plain view.

“Greetings, Capitan Makhno,” he chirped. “Could you take another passenger up to Castell City?”

“I could,” said Makhno, giving him a measured look. “What pay?”

“CoDo creds. Not a penny of company scrip, I swear.”

Makhno glanced at his other passengers, who shrugged. “That’ll do,” he said. “I have some business ashore, but be here in an hour and I’ll take you.”

“Indeed, I shall be content to wait,” said DeCastro, easing himself into the boat.

The miners looked at him, saying nothing. Makhno climbed out, hauling a heavy sack, and one of the bodyguards followed him. The two of them strolled away, in the opposite direction from the assayer’s office. The central miner, the one who probably had the shimmer stones, smiled broadly and leaned a little closer.

“Eh, m’good man,” he said, showing crooked teeth, “Mightn’t you be the fella who runs the Golden Parrot?”

“That I am,” DeCastro agreed. “I take it you have sampled my… beer, once or twice?”

“Aye, an’ interestin’ stuff it is, too. Yah haven’t any good whiskey, though.”

“That, sir, is precisely why I am going to Castell City. I’ve heard that a decent brandy, at least, can be purchased there.”

“So they say,” the miner shrugged. “What with the Kenny-ship gone, folks’re cast back on their own resources. Aye, but then, without yon Official People breathin’ down their necks, they’re free t’experiment wi’ the booze, yah know.”

“Ah, indeed.” DeCastro considered that he might nudge some workable information out of this one. “It is difficult to experiment so with the Company also peeping over one’s shoulder.”

For some reason, this struck the lucky miner and his hulking companion as extraordinarily funny.

“Oh, aye!” the miner wheezed. “Nobody loves Kenny-Co, not at all. Nor Anaconda, nor Dover neyther.” He leaned closer and added in a conspiratorial whisper: “There’s some that say Reynolds would love a piece o’ the action, and ’twould do us no harm if Kenny-Co had a decent rival. There’s another deposit o’ hafnium that the Kenny-boys haven’t discovered, yah know?”

“Indeed, I did not know.” If DeCastro’s ears had been mobile, they would have pricked up like a hound’s. “And I surely agree that some healthy competition would improve Kennicott’s manners, both here and off-world. But how would you pass the word to Reynolds?” Telephone, telegraph, and tell me!

The miner leaned even closer, and whispered almost in DeCastro’s ear: “There’s an off-world-reachin’ radio in Castell City. That’s one o’ the reasons we be goin’ there.”

“If you can give them the exact location of the lode…” DeCastro hinted.

“That we can, that we can,” the miner chuckled. “Ah, but let’s say no more ’til we be clear o’ the camp, an’ any Kenny-Co ears, me lad.”

“Oh, to be sure,” DeCastro happily agreed, already considering how he could use this knowledge. Yes, Reynolds would dearly love to know the location of a hafnium lode outside of Kennicott’s knowledge—and mining-grant. The presence of a rival mine would certainly irritate Kennicott and a battle between those two giants might give CoDo the excuse it needed to step in and take over—not to mention allowing a certain Tomas Messenger y DeCastro an opportunity to profit by playing both sides against the middle.

The voyage upriver would be long, but DeCastro was certain he could wheedle the location of that hafnium lode out of the three miners in that time. He also happened to know that there was usually a Reynolds-loyal ship out near Ayesha, listening for any usable news.

He could hardly wait for the captain to return and start-up the engine.





Brodski, hidden in the shadows of the bar, watched the River Dragon coming in with his personal set of binoculars. He noted the surreptitious hand signal from Makhno, and tightened his focus on the passengers. Yes, the first man to get off was DeCastro.

“Bait taken,” Brodski muttered, watching.

Sure enough, DeCastro promptly strolled up the dock and turned toward Sam Kilroy’s. The three men who climbed out afterward, grinning, were recognizable from their descriptions. The central figure watched DeCastro hurrying off and smirked widely.

“Hook, line and sinker,” Brodski chuckled, shoving the binoculars back in their case. He had a few minutes yet before his co-conspirators arrived, and he made good use of them.

By the time Makhno strolled into Harp’s Sergeant, with one of the two H&C bodyguards and Irish Himself in tow, Brodski had the drinks poured and the sandwiches ready. He smiled at the lot of them, lifted the tray and led them into the back room where Van Damm was waiting for them.

As soon as the door was shut behind them, Himself—not even waiting to take hold of his glass—delivered the news. “Aye, he fell for it, and he’s a-runnin’ off to radio the Reynolds boys right now.”


“Excellent!” said Van Damm, reaching for his drink.

The others hastily sat down, took their glasses and lifted them in a toast.

“Here’s ta playin’ ‘Let’s You and Him Fight,’” Irish intoned.

“Hear, hear,” said everyone else, and clicked glasses, and happily downed their contents.

Van Damm, ever the worrier, asked: “Are you certain he got the right coordinates?”

“Now, lad,” Himself chided, “Are we miners, or are we not? Aye, we made sure he got ’em right.”

“By the way,” Makhno added, “We brought in a good load that Jane—and especially Benny—will be happy to see: coal, iron, brass, and a lot of interesting fruit that grows down river.”

“Jacko’s watching it now,” the bodyguard added. “How much do we unload here?”

“Half of everything,” said Brodski. “The coal and metal go to Heinrick, as pay for the use of his metal saw. We’ll be taking him along, up to the fort again. Little Wilgar, and maybe a Harmonious friend or two, will mind the store til he gets back.”

“And the fruit?” Himself asked.

“Ah, that’s for the Harmonies to study and take good care of the seeds.”

“For a group of miners and prospectors,” Van Damm noted, “You Hibernians seem to know much about the local wildlife. One might almost think you had a guide.”

Irish paused for a moment before answering. “Aye, we do,” he admitted. “Let’s say, it’s someone with a copy o’ the original survey.”

“Very good.” Van Damm smiled. Then he addressed himself to his sandwich and said nothing further.

“So how long, d’ye think,” Himself turned back to Brodski, “Before Reynolds moves in?”

“As fast as they can get a ship here, send a team down and make the claim.” Brodski turned to Van Damm. “Where’s the nearest station where they’ve got ships?”

Van Damm took a sip of his drink before answering. “Certainly one at Ayesha, and others…no more than a couple of months out, at most. I daresay DeCastro will be sending his message to Ayesha, and the other company ships will get it soon after. Do you think you’ll be ready by then?”

“That depends on just what we’re t’be ready for.” Himself leaned closer across the table. “Don’tcha think, me lads, that ’tis time yah filled me in on just what yous hopes t’accomplish, besides givin’ Kenny-Co a distraction from us?”

“No ordinary distraction.” Van Damm’s smile was thin and cold. “Kennicott, having gotten here first, got claim to the big hafnium deposit—and thereby raised enough money to buy the right politicians, so as to sway CoDo in its favor. Anaconda and Dover were late-comers, and had to take second-best deposits—and not as many politicians. There’s a fragile and uneasy truce between them and Kennicott and it has held in spite of the discovery of the shimmer stones. But add Reynolds to the mix, and the balance tilts; the three of them together could get their politicians to out-vote Kennicott’s.

“Now Kennicott will have a real fight on its hands—a fight with other big corporations, not just some fringe church that has nothing but right on its side. That will keep Kennicott too busy to try wresting Haven away from the Harmonies—and also too busy to note how its wage-slaves are escaping into the settlements—for a long time yet. That, we hope, will keep CoDo out of Haven long enough for us to build up a solid, independent, local society with its own government and economy—”

“And army, y’mean?”

“That too. A society too strong for CoDo to squash and rule, no matter how many transportees they dump on us, or how many Marines they land. Do you understand now?”

Himself nodded slowly. “Aye,” he said. “Indeed I do.”