Jared shuddered again. “If you say so,” he said.
“I do say so,” Sagan said. “Now, come on. Time to identify the colonists, or what’s left of them.”
::Well,:: Sarah Pauling said to Jared, as he came out of the Kite’s infirmary. ::You sure don’t do things the easy way.:: She reached out to his cheek, to the welt that remained there despite the nano-stitching. ::You can still see where you got cut.::
::It doesn’t hurt,:: Jared said. ::Which is more than I can say about my ankle and my hand. The ankle wasn’t broken, but the fingers will take a couple of days to fully heal.::
::Better that than being dead,:: Pauling said.
::This is true,:: Jared admitted.
::And you taught everybody a new trick,:: Pauling said. ::Things you didn’t know you could do with SmartBlood. They’re calling you Red-Hot Jared now.::
::Everybody knows you can get SmartBlood to heat up,:: Jared said. ::I saw people using it to fry up bugs on Phoenix all the time.::
::Yes, everyone uses it to smoke the little bugs,:: Pauling said, ::But it takes a certain kind of mind to think of using it to smoke the big bugs.::
::I wasn’t really thinking about it,:: Jared said. ::I just didn’t want to die.::
::Funny how that will make a person creative,:: Pauling said.
::Funny how it makes you focus,:: Jared said. ::I remembered you telling me I needed to work on that. I think you may have saved my life.::
::Good,:: Pauling said. ::Try to return the favor sometime.::
Jared stopped walking for a moment. ::What?:: Pauling asked.
::Do you feel that?:: Jared asked.
::Feel what?:: Pauling asked.
::I’m feeling like I really want to have sex,:: Jared said.
::Well, Jared,:: Pauling said. ::You stopping abruptly in a hallway is not usually how I know you really want to have sex.::
::Pauling, Dirac,:: Alex Roentgen said. ::Rec room. Now. Time for a little after-battle celebration.::
::Oooh,:: Pauling said. ::A celebration. Maybe there will be cake and ice cream.::
There was no cake or ice cream. There was an orgy. All the members of the 2nd Platoon were there, save one, in various stages of undress. Couples and trios lay on couches and cushions, kissing and pressing into each other.
::This is an after-battle celebration?:: Pauling asked.
::The after-battle celebration,:: Alex Roentgen said. ::Every battle we do this.::
::Why?:: Jared asked.
Alex Roentgen stared at Jared, mildly incredulous. ::You actually need a reason to have an orgy?:: Jared began to respond, but Roentgen held up his hand. ::One, because we’ve been through the valley of the shadow of death and come through the other side. And there’s no better way to feel alive than this. And after the shit we’ve seen today, we need to get our minds off it right quick. Two, because as great as sex is, it’s even better when everyone you’re integrated with is doing it at the same time.::
::So this means you’re not going to pull the plug on our integration?:: Pauling asked. She said it teasingly, but Jared sensed the smallest thread of anxiety in the question.
::No,:: Roentgen said, gently. ::You’re one of us now. And it’s not just sex. It’s a deeper expression of communion and trust. Another level of integration.::
::That sounds suspiciously like bullshit to me,:: Pauling said, smiling.
Roentgen sent a ping of high amusement. ::Well, you know. I won’t deny that we’re in it for the sex too. But you’ll see.:: He held out a hand to Pauling. ::Shall we?::
Pauling looked over at Jared, winked, and took Roentgen’s hand. ::By all means,:: she said. Jared watched them walk off, and then felt a poke on his shoulder. He turned. Julie Einstein, nude and perky, stood there.
::I’ve come to test the theory that you are red-hot, Jared,:: she said.
Some indefinite time later Pauling found her way to Jared and lay next to him.
::This has been an interesting evening,:: she said.
::That’s one way to put it,:: Jared said. Roentgen’s comment that sex was different when everyone with whom you’re integrated is involved turned out to be a rather dramatic understatement. Everyone but one, Jared corrected. ::I wonder why Sagan wasn’t here,:: Jared said.
::Alex said she used to participate but now she doesn’t,:: Pauling said. ::She stopped after a battle where she nearly died. That was a couple of years ago. Alex said participation is strictly optional; no one gives her grief for it.::
At the name “Alex,” Jared felt a sharp pang; he’d glimpsed Roentgen and Pauling together earlier while Einstein was on him. ::That would explain it,:: Jared said, awkwardly.
Pauling sat up on an arm. ::Did you have a good time? With this?:: she asked.
::You know I did,:: Jared said.
::I know,:: Pauling said. ::I could feel you in my head.::
::Yes,:: Jared said.
::And yet, you don’t seem entirely happy,:: Pauling said.
Jared shrugged. ::I couldn’t tell you why,:: he said.
Pauling reached over, kissed Jared lightly. ::You’re cute when you’re jealous,:: she said.