Take the All-Mart!

CHAPTER 4: ROXANNE





“These people gonna stop drinking and go to bed already?”

Trip sat on a table-top at the periphery of Shunk’s town square, watching the drunken, boisterous crowd with a mixture of abject disdain and predatory alertness. His feet on a chair, his elbow was propped up on his knee. He held his head in his hand, fingers drumming impatiently against his cheek.

The crowd wasn’t getting thinner as the night dragged on. Instead, it seemed to have been slowly growing until the entire population of the city-state was sitting at the tables that had been brought in for the night’s festivities and arranged around the beer stalls and junk-sculpture fountain, now lit up with dirty brown water sputtering out of its top. Pre-teen kids pushed rickety wheeled carts piled high with mugs and gallon milk jugs of beer on a regular circuit through the tight aisles between tables, people grabbing whatever they wanted as the carts passed. The crowd was getting drunker and more song-happy every minute — at that moment there were at least three different but equally out of tune drinking songs going on above the din of conversation and laughter.

“It’s only midnight.” Rudy was planted in a rusted metal folding chair next to and behind Trip, a dozen empty mugs and half that many empty beer jugs spread out before him on the table. His eyes were glassed over, but no more so than usual. “But I wouldn’t be surprised this goes on pretty much all night. Every night. These guys are hardcore, bless ‘em.”

“The idea is to break into the vault when everybody’s asleep.” Trip reached into his tux jacket for his Pez dispenser. He popped two caff pills into his mouth, shook away a yawn as they dissolved on his tongue and quickly hit his system. “How we supposed to do that if the whole f*ckin’ town’s still awake come two AM?”

“Awake, yes. Sober and in a shape to notice us working? Doubt it.” Rudy lifted up his latest mug, dangerously nearing empty. “This is pretty strong stuff — if my factory wasn’t partially filtering it I’d be under the table by now. No, hardcore or not, this town’s gonna be mostly shit-faced by two. We’ve got nothing to worry about — as long as you don’t get distracted.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“You know what it means.” Rudy gestured with his mug and a raised eyebrow at Trip’s crotch.

Trip snorted. “Yeah, I wouldn’t worry about that. Have you seen a pretty face since that jailbait enabler who brought you booze this morning?”

“I thought we were supposed to be keeping an eye out for the town guard.”

Trip snorted dismissively than scanned the crowd again. “All I’ve seen is drunk, inbred hicks shy of the right number of teeth. Which would be okay, but none of them were otherwise hot. So if they do have any hot chicks, they aren’t partying. Which is a bad sign in itself. So, yeah, Grand Master ‘P’ is staying home and reading a book tonight — and we’re getting out of here the minute we empty the vault.”

“Shame about that. Wouldn’t mind staying for a little while.”

“What a shocker.”

“It’s not just the free beer. They may be hicks but they’re friendly enough. Way friendlier than people out west. They don’t have an agenda. They’re just nice, simple, beer-loving people. My kind of people. I almost feel guilty stealing from them.”

“I don’t. We’re doing them a favor.”

“How’s that?”

“We’re giving them a much needed wake-up call. You can’t just go through the post-apocalypse pre-singularity being a bunch of drunken idiots.”

“Why not?”

“There’s work to do.”

Rudy raised his empty mug at a passing beer cart. The kid pushing the cart got the hint and set two full beer jugs on the table in front of him before pushing on. Rudy picked up a jug, started to refill his mug, then shrugged to himself and took a swig directly from the jug. “They built a town, keep a brewery running, and manage to eke out a life in some of the harshest land on the planet. What more work is there for them to do?”

“Same work we’re doing out west.”

“Which is?”

“‘Which is?’“ Trip mocked. “We’re rebuilding civilization, making sacrifices, doing the hard work to get the planet back in fighting shape again. But what are they doing here? Instead of consolidating all the piss-ant city-states under a central umbrella, bringing back law and order and municipal bus systems, and reclaiming the wasteland by way of extreme bioengineering makeover, they’re drinking themselves stupider.”

“How are we rebuilding civilization?”

“Well... not you and me, ‘we’, directly. But ‘we’ in the Cali sense.”

“That’s really more the Chinese than anybody, though, ain’t it?”

“Government for the people, by the people, right? We do our part. We pay taxes.”

“‘We’ in the not us sense, again, of course?” Rudy asked, taking another swig. “Since we’ve never actually paid taxes.”

“What are we, suckers? Anyway, you and I provide moral support, in kind.” Trip lit a cigarette, cupping his hand over the Zippo to protect the flame from the breeze. “Plus, we play a valuable yet often underappreciated societal role — civilizations are largely defined by the caliber of their criminals. And judged solely by that measure, Cali is the most advanced and handsome civilization ever.”

Rudy’s eyebrows crunched together. “Why the sudden civilization kick? I figured you’d dig the vibe out here. The open, endless road. The anarchy. Everybody’s a potential source of profit. It’s like your perfect milieu.”

“Hardly. Lawlessness isn’t profitable. The margins just aren’t there — you end up spending more time and effort defending what you took than you do enjoying the ill-gotten fruits of your criminal labor.” Trip tapped ashes into an empty mug. “Anarchy’s bad for our business.”

“Don’t worry, the Chinese will get around to this coast soon enough. They’ve got that new Great Five Year Plan for taming the mid-west.”

“Don’t kid yourself — they’ll never get farther than Abilene. Texas will be their Afghanistan, just like it was for the Coloradan-Mexicano Liberation Front back in the ‘80s.”

“Well, then, why don’t you raise an army and take over the place yourself?” Rudy asked over the lip of the jug.

Trip smirked. “Don’t think I haven’t thought about it. Give me a half-decent militia and virtually unlimited resources and I’d have the Wasteland under my benevolent iron-fisted thumb inside a week.”

“If you weren’t shiftless, lazy, and mortally afraid of responsibility in any form.”

“I’m not saying there aren’t nearly insurmountable obstacles.” Trip took a deep drag off the cig and sneered out at the boisterous, drunken townspeople. “Anyway, it’s probably not even worth civilizing. Might as well give it a good nuclear scrubbing, leave it sit as a glassed-over reminder to future generations that some things deserve to be pulverized into the footnotes of history.”

“Dude, it’s been what, nine years? Let it go.”

Trip almost growled. “What was mom thinking moving us out here?”

Rudy shook his head. “She had a job — that contract for killing Swartz paid for the house in Encinitas, your braces, and the Wound’s armor. Anyway, it was only for two months.”

“Two months that left me scarred for life,” Trip said, holding his closed left fist up and squinting in the dim light at his ring finger. If he didn’t know where to look, he wouldn’t have seen it: a six-millimeter long discoloration just under the first knuckle. He shoved the knuckle into Rudy’s face.

Rudy rolled his eyes, batted Trip’s fist away. “That’s hardly a scar. You can barely see it.”

“I don’t need to see it. I feel it. F*cker hurts when it’s about to rain. Like a tiny little pinprick of white-hot tickle.”

“Which is why you should like the Wasteland.” Rudy took a slug of beer. “It barely rains out here.”

“Go ahead, mock my disfigurement,” Trip said, looking up. As he did, something across the square, past the fountain, caught his eye. His eyes narrowed and his back arched in intense animal focus.

Rudy knew that look. With growing dread, he followed Trip’s eye-line and sighed. “Oh, f*ckin’ a... here we go again.”

She was long. All legs, with just enough of a rack thrown in to keep things interesting. Chinese. Maybe Korean. With a little Swiss Miss mixed in. And really working this black leather corset and miniskirt, thigh-high lace-topped chessboard stockings, knee-high stiletto boots, and patent leather nun’s habit. She was making her own slow, graceful way across the other end of the square, the crowd making room for her like she owned the place.

“Well, gotta go,” Trip said, hopping off the table.

“Don’t forget — two o’clock!” Rudy yelled after Trip, already making an intercept course around the edge of the square. Rudy frowned at the beer jug. “He’s gonna forget.”





Shoving aside a cock-blocking kid pushing a beer cart, Trip slid directly in front of the vision in black leather, laying his full crooked-mouth half smile on her. He opened his mouth to say “Howdy” but before he could, he lost himself in the brightest green eyes he’d even seen. All he could do was stammer wordlessly.

She didn’t stop and wait for him to get the words out, just side-stepped around him on those incredible legs, pumping like the pistons of a perfectly maintained machine of awesome. “Excuse me,” she said.

He side-stepped her side-step to stay in front of her, and found his voice. “Not without a name. It’d be rude.”

She stopped. Drew in a breath, crossed her arms over her chest. Her stiletto boot-tip tapped impatiently. Trip had never been more turned on in his life. “Roxanne.”

“I’m Trip.” He yanked his eyes away from her cleavage and thumbed back across the square. “That furry guy with the dopey grin over there, that’s my attorney Rudy. He’s advised me to buy you a drink. Help you count Rosary. Torture heretics into confessing. Whatever you need, I’m your guy.”

“Good to know.” Those shining green eyes ran up and down his body, sizing him up. She finished and her scowl softened. A little. “But if you don’t mind, I’m kinda running late.”

“Late? But we haven’t even had the sex yet.”

For a long second she just stood there, head tilted, blank-faced staring up into his smirk-smile. Trip was sure he’d overplayed it, that she was just working through how hard she was going to deck him, and where. Crotch, he figured. But then her eyes hit on the nub of his data jack just poking out from behind his ear. Reflexively, she reached up behind her own ear, fingertips brushing aside her hair to reveal her own data jack, her painted black fingernails glinting in the torches lighting the square.

She smiled. “Well... guess we shouldn’t get ahead of ourselves, should we?”





“Go on, don’t be embarrassed to admit it,” Trip said, “I am rather good.”

Roxanne nuzzled up against him. “And just a little full of yourself, aren’t you?”

They lay tangled in sweat-soaked sheets on a mattress set out on the bare floor of Roxanne’s room, in the third precarious story of a corrugated multi-level shack near the brewery. The walls were lined with racks overflowing with electronic equipment and spare parts. An oil lamp on a workbench in the corner with a red scarf over it gave the room an emergency alert glow.

Trip idly twisted a lock of her bleached-blonde hair. “So were you... but you didn’t seem to mind.” He started to reach for his tux jacket, neatly folded on the floor next to him. “Wanna smoke?”

“No.” She arched a finely plucked eyebrow at him. “And neither do you.”

With a contented smirk, he stopped reaching and went back to twirling her hair. “Okay then.”

She ran a fingertip around the lip of his data jack. “Nice work. No scarring. How much throughput you get?”

“Nine to ten terabit per sec. Eleven if the humidity’s above seventy percent.”

“Really? I’m only getting half that on a good day.”

“Really. Rudy’s a horrible attorney, but he’s one hell of a mechanic.”

“Wish he’d done mine. I hate the scar,” she said, craning her neck and twisting her head around for Trip to see.

He brushed her hair back. The jack was a standard quarter-inch plug, same as his. The skin around it was discolored by a bare, pinkish puckering. “I dunno. It seems fine. I’ve seen worse.” He gave it a peck. “It’s cute.”

“It should have been cleaner. But turns out it’s actually kinda tricky drilling into your own skull with an electric hand-drill and a mirror.”

“You installed it yourself?”

“It was either that or trust Doc Kensey, who I wouldn’t trust to take my temperature.”

“Why? He a communist?”

“Drinker. But not his fault. It’s sort of the town hobby.”

“I noticed. But not you.” He sniffed her playfully. “At least you don’t stink of the stuff.”

“Not since I was eleven and joined the Sisters. They frown on mind-altering substances. Outside of official ceremonies, that is, and then it’s mostly just LSD and ‘shrooms. Harmless shit. Not that everybody in the coven’s so orthodox — neither am I, really, but it gives me an excuse. Never much cared for the stuff. Dulls the brain.”

“The Sisters?”

She jogged her head at her habit, corset, miniskirt, and boots, scattered around the floor where she’d dropped them doing a striptease for Trip before the main event. “The Sisters of No Mercy. Praise Be.”

“So there’s actually a reason you wear those? I just thought you liked looking impossibly hot.”

“That, too.” She sat up, leaned back against the wall. “I know, hokey, right? My dad made me join. He’s awful religious ever since mom died. But it’s not too bad. We go on hikes, do charity work — and there are mandatory orgies.”

“They taking new members?” Trip rolled on his side, propping himself up on his elbow. “I can pull off a mini-skirt — I’ve got great calves.”

“No argument here, but sorry. Strictly girl-girl. Only way they’ll take you is if you lose the third leg, and I’m not quite done with it yet.” She snaked her hand under the sheet, gave him a squeeze. “Speaking of which... you want to help me earn my wireless badge?”

“Your what?”

She stood up, stepping over him and padding bare-footed across to a rack. Trip watched, hypnotized by her naked ass. She crouched, rooted around in the clutter of the second lowest shelf, and eventually pulled out a small box. She spun, opening the box and holding it so Trip could see the pair of whip antennas inside. The antennas had jack-plugs attached to the bulbs at their base.

“WOLFpack antennas?” he asked.

“Close. RATpack. They’re like a WOLFpack but they’re more about the shared experience than giving themselves over to a pack-leader Hub. They don’t even have a hub. It’s all distributed.” She took one out, placed it in Trip’s palm. “Took these out of a Sammy and a Dino at the last Saturnalia Jamboree and hunt, modified them to use data jacks instead of grafting. Did the welding myself.”

Trip gingerly picked it up by the antenna tip and held the bulb near his face. “You could have cleaned the blood and hair off.”

“Don’t be such a baby. What d’ya say?” She took the other antenna out and snicked it into her jack. She twitched her head. Her eyes momentarily rolled to white. She set the box beside the mattress on the floor and ran her finger down his chest. “A little mind-shared roll in the hay? I’m only two badges away from my Master of Science dildo.”

“Who am I to stand in the way of a girl and her toys?” He slapped the antenna into place behind his ear. “What now?”

She smiled, pushed him onto his back. “Turn off your firewall.

He twitched. There was a slight, temporary feeling of weightlessness as the antenna switched on, leaching current from him, and then a feeling of calm as it went through its handshaking protocol routine. “What do I do?”

“Lie back and enjoy the ride,” she said, her voice becoming distant and soft as she mounted him, her eyelids flickering and her smile going sublime. Pixelated white noise began to fill his head. “Oh, and don’t get freaked out. There’s gonna be memory sharing.”

“Memory what now?”