Sand: Omnibus Edition

“Oh, hell no. This is going to last a lot longer than that. And if these clothes fetch a coin less for all the sand you got in them, that’s coin you owe.”

 

 

Marco looked like a kicked dog. Vic almost felt sorry for him. Almost. She loaded the black bag into the haul rack, and Marco did the same with the silver. Behind them, twin sets of ruts streaked their way across the dunes. Already, the lines in the distance were fading, filled in by the wind. Vic marveled, not for the first time, on all the wheeled conveyances she’d seen buried beneath the deep sand. To think there was some distant past or place where wheels made any sense—

 

“Ho, Marco!”

 

Vic turned. She saw where Marco was looking, hand shielding his eyes in the low morning sun. A figure stood atop a nearby dune, a silhouette with a tall lance in one hand, the other arm raised in salute. The mast of a sarfer could be seen jutting up beyond the dune, the sail tightly furled.

 

“While you were screwing around, someone spotted your sarfer,” Vic said.

 

“Shit.”

 

“Wait, is that Damien? Oh, he’s gonna love this.”

 

“Please, please, please,” Marco begged. “At least wait until we get to town. Or tonight when everyone’s drunk and no one will remember. Don’t let him be the first to know. Not Damien.”

 

Vic squeezed Marco’s neck and laughed. “Some freedom fighter you are.”

 

Marco tensed. “That’s just it. I’m a fighter.” He made a fist, and his great and tan bicep bulged, scars and tattoos straining.

 

Vic stopped smiling. “I was stressing the freedom part. You forget that, and all you are is fighting. I’ll tell who I want, when I want. Freedom, Marco. Don’t get like these assholes and fall in love with the fighting. Then you’re just setting off bombs because you like the noise they make.”

 

Marco didn’t say anything as Damien glissaded down the dune toward them, causing a gentle avalanche and using his spear for balance. He stomped over with a grin, and his eyebrows lifted when he spotted the two bags in the haul rack. “Jesus. Nice find, guys.” His eyes went to the trails left in the sand, quickly filling. “How the hell do you two score every time you go out? And way out in the middle of nowhere?”

 

Vic didn’t say that it was usually her scoring while Marco watched their things on the surface. “Just lucky, I guess.”

 

“Clothes?”

 

“Mostly underwear,” she said. And before Marco could respond, she added: “For the ladies.” She fought off a bout of giggles.

 

“Hey, my wife could use some. Maybe hook me up before you sell to Jimbo or Sandy and they get their squeeze. I’ll pay what they pay.”

 

“Slow down,” Marco said. “Don’t be in a rush to get our panties off us.” He laughed.

 

“Maybe they’re for him,” Vic said, teasing Damien.

 

“Yeah, fuck you two. And here I was getting ready to do you a favor. But I guess you can wait until you get to town to find out the news yourselves. To think I was gonna ask you to tag along—” He turned and marched back toward his sarfer.

 

“Wait. Tell us what?” Marco asked.

 

Damien held up his middle finger and kept walking.

 

“Tell us fucking what?” Marco demanded.

 

“I’ll trade you,” Vic called.

 

Damien slowed. He turned and glanced at the bags. “Trade for what?”

 

“Give me the news, and I’ll tell you the funniest story you’ve ever heard in your entire fucking life.”

 

Damien waved his hand and spit sand. “News like this don’t go for a joke.”

 

“Don’t you fucking dare,” Marco hissed, but this only seemed to get Damien’s attention.

 

“It’s not a joke,” Vic said. “It’s a true story. And I promise you won’t be disappointed. You’ll be getting the good end of this bargain, I swear.”

 

“I dunno …” Damien said, walking back their way. “There ain’t never been news this big. But fuckit, I’d rather you hear it from me than from someone else.”

 

“You first,” Vic said. In truth, she didn’t care about his news. She was just rehearsing how best to tell this story, a story that would get many retellings.

 

Damien took a deep breath and searched their faces. The two sand divers waited. The clatter of Low-Pub spilled over the dunes, and sand rode through the sky above their heads.

 

“Fucking Danvar,” Damien finally said. “Somebody found it.”

 

 

 

 

 

21 ? Buried Alive

 

 

Palmer

 

 

 

It was a crypt for a king. His friend Hap had left him to die in a crypt for a goddamn king—this tomb of untold riches. Palmer was going to take his last breath in a manor no Lord of Springston could refuse. A place where a truly great man should be laid to rest.