Ready Player One

“You mean the Sixers are already inside the gate? Right now?”

 

 

“Eighteen of them,” Aech said. “When they stepped through the gate, each one entered a stand-alone simulation. A separate instance of the gate. All eighteen of them are playing Tempest right now, just like you. Trying to beat Halliday’s high score. And all of them used the exploit to get forty free credits. Most of them aren’t doing that well, but one of them has some serious skill. We think Sorrento is probably operating that avatar. He just started his second game—”

 

“Wait a second!” I interrupted. “How can you possibly know all this?”

 

“Because we can see them,” Shoto said. “Everyone logged into the OASIS right now can see them. They can see you, too.”

 

“What the hell are you talking about?”

 

“The moment someone enters the Third Gate, a live vidfeed of their avatar appears at the top of the Scoreboard,” Art3mis said. “Apparently, Halliday wanted clearing the final gate to be a spectator sport.”

 

“Wait,” I said. “You mean to tell me that the entire world has been watching me play Tempest for the past hour?”

 

“Correct,” Art3mis said. “And they’re watching you stand there and jabber back at us right now too. So watch what you say.”

 

“Why didn’t you guys tell me?” I shouted.

 

“We didn’t want to make you nervous,” Aech said. “Or distract you.”

 

“Oh, great! Perfect! Thank you!” I was shouting, somewhat hysterically.

 

“Calm down, Parzival,” Art3mis said. “Get your head back in the game. This a race now. There are eighteen Sixer avatars right behind you. So you need to make this next game count. Understand?”

 

“Yeah,” I said, exhaling slowly. “I understand.” I took another deep breath and pressed the Player One button once again.

 

As usual, competition brought out the best in me. This time, I managed to slip into the zone. Spinner, zapper, super-zapper, clear a level, avoid the spikes. My hands began to work the controls without my even having to think about it. I forgot about what was at stake, and I forgot about the millions of people watching me. I lost myself in the game.

 

I’d been playing just over an hour and had just cleared level 81 when I heard another wild burst of cheering in my ears. “You did it, man!” I heard Shoto shout.

 

My eyes darted up to the top of the screen. My score was 802,488.

 

I kept playing, instinctively wanting to get the highest score possible. But then I heard Art3mis loudly clear her throat, and I realized there was no need to go any further. In fact, I was now wasting valuable seconds, burning away whatever lead I still had on the Sixers. I quickly depleted my two extra lives, and GAME OVER flashed on the screen. I entered my initials again, and they appeared at the top of the list, just above Halliday’s high score. Then the monitor went blank, and a message appeared in the center of the screen:

 

WELL DONE, PARZIVAL!

 

PREPARE FOR STAGE 2!

 

 

 

 

 

Then the game cabinet vanished, and my avatar vanished with it.

 

 

 

 

 

I found myself galloping across a fog-covered hillside. I assumed I was riding a horse, because I was bobbing up and down and I heard the sound of hoofbeats. Directly ahead, a familiar-looking castle had just appeared out of the fog.

 

But when I looked down at my avatar’s body, I saw that I wasn’t riding a horse at all. I was walking on the ground. My avatar was now dressed in a suit of chain-mail armor, and my hands were held out in front of my body, as though I were clutching a set of reins. But I wasn’t holding anything. My hands were completely empty.

 

I stopped moving forward and the sound of hoofbeats also ceased, but not until a few seconds later. I turned around and saw the source of the sound. It wasn’t a horse. It was a man banging two coconut halves together.

 

Then I knew where I was. Inside the first scene of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Another of Halliday’s favorite films, and perhaps the most-beloved geek film of all time.

 

It appeared to be another Flicksync, like the WarGames simulation inside Gate One.

 

I was playing King Arthur, I realized. I wore the same costume Graham Chapman had worn in the film. And the man with the coconuts was my trusty manservant, Patsy, as played by Terry Gilliam.

 

Patsy bowed and groveled a bit when I turned to face him, but said nothing.

 

“It’s Python’s Holy Grail!” I heard Shoto whisper excitedly.

 

“Duh,” I said, forgetting myself for a second. “I know that, Shoto.”

 

A warning flashed on my display: INCORRECT DIALOGUE! A score of –100 points appeared in the corner of my display.

 

“Smooth move, Ex-lax,” I heard Art3mis say.

 

“Just let us know if you need any help, Z,” Aech said. “Wave your hands or something, and we’ll feed you the next line.”

 

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