Jokers Wild(Book 3 of Wildcards)

Afterward, he had tried to put it all behind him. He made no pretensions to heroism, whatever powers he might have. Crimes were the domain of the police, justice a matter for gods; his business was feeding people well, and making them a bit happier for a few hours.

 

But as he remembered Eileen and Kid Dinosaur and the Howler, and worried about Gills and sweet young Water Lily and Dr. Tachyon and the other names on the Astronomer’s death list, Hiram Worchester could feel the rage building once again, the way it had risen inside him that night in 1979. This Astronomer was an old, old man, Fortunato said. He probably wouldn’t be able to take very much weight at all. Hiram regarded his cold luncheon plate for a moment, and then lifted his knife and fork and methodically began to eat.

 

Spector kept his eyes closed when he came to. He knew he was in the Astronomer’s limo. He could feel a person sitting on either side of him. The one on the left had bony elbows; the old man, he figured.

 

“Don’t play possum on me, Demise. It won’t do you any good.” The Astronomer jabbed his elbow into Spector’s ribs. He opened his eyes. There was a middle-aged woman on his right. Her facial features looked like a caricature of someone beautiful, and she wore no makeup. Her dress was white cotton with padded shoulders and a narrow waist. She avoided looking directly at him.

 

“Nothing to say? But then you never were the talkative type.” The Astronomer put a hand on his left arm. ” I trust I have your undivided attention.”

 

Spector looked into the Astronomer’s dilated eves. He tried his power; maybe this time it would work. No go. He slid his hand inside his coat, reaching for the Ingram. Both the gun and holster were gone.

 

The old man shook his head. ” I took it away. It’s pathetic, your being reduced to carrying a gun. You’re lucky I found you again.”

 

“The Turtle’s dead, isn’t he?”

 

“Yes.” The Astronomer rubbed his palms together. “It’s so easy when you know what’s going to happen and they don’t.”

 

“How’d you set it up?” Spector asked.

 

“Our good friend Captain Black arranged to send out a misleading distress signal over the police band.” The Astronomer put a finger to his wrinkled forehead. “You just have to outthink your enemies. That’s all.”

 

“Imp was lucky to get that close.” Spector pushed back into the soft upholstery and sighed. He didn’t have any cards left to play.

 

“Hardly luck. Turtle was having blood-sugar problems, right, my dear?”

 

“Rather severe ones,” the woman said. “Even worse than what I did to Mr. Spector.”

 

“Demise, my dear. Call him Demise.” The Astronomer tightened his grip on Spector’s arm. “Say hello to Insulin, Demise. She’s my new star pupil.”

 

“Hello, sugar,” he said sarcastically. She still wouldn’t look at him. “I’m alive. You must want me for something if I’m still alive. Who do you want me to kill?”

 

“All that’s being taken care of by my more trustworthy associates. No, I’m keeping you alive for another reason. This Fortunato-” the Astronomer made a fist with his free hand, ” I want him to suffer before I kill him. He has women. You and I are going to entertain some of them tonight. You always did enjoy that, didn’t you, Demise?”

 

“Yeah. What time?” Spector didn’t believe it was going to be this easy. The old man still had hold of his arm.

 

“Late. Very late.”

 

“Fine. “

 

“Still, I must punish you for trying to hide from me. You need to be reminded of your place.”

 

“No,” he said, trying to pull away.

 

The Astronomer grabbed his arm with both hands and twisted. The bones in Spector’s forearm snapped; grinding pain shot up his arm into his shoulder. He clawed at the old man, tearing flesh from his cheeks and knocking his glasses off The Astronomer held the broken bones together at an oblique angle.

 

“Any power you have, Demise, I can use against you. I can brainwipe everything but the memory of your death, and I can mutilate you until you look like something from a joker’s worst nightmare.”

 

Spector could feel the bones knitting together. His arm looked like a third, frozen joint had been added to it. He tried to pull away, but the Astronomer held him fast.

 

“I think he’s all better now, Insulin. He won’t cross us again.” The Astronomer turned his arm loose.

 

“Look what you fucking did to me,” Spector screamed. The Astronomer picked up his glasses and propped them back on his nose. “There are much worse things waiting if you disappoint me again. Driver, stop the car.”

 

The limo pulled over to the curb. Insulin opened the door. She looked at his twisted arm and smiled.

 

Wait’ll he gets pissed at you, Spector thought, crawling over her and stepping out onto the sidewalk. I hope he turns you inside out.

 

“Tonight. Be ready. I’ll come for you when it’s time,” the Astronomer said. Insulin closed the door. The limo pulled out into the traffic.

 

Spector looked up. People were pointing of him, laughing like it was some kind of joke. Others turned away. The Pan Am Building was a few blocks away, down Park Avenue. They would have to drop him in the middle of midtown. He rubbed his arm; he couldn’t rotate his wrist anymore.

 

A helicopter took off from the top of the Pan Am Building. Spector wished he was on it, then shook his head. There was no place on the planet where anyone was safe from the Astron omer. He walked quickly down the street, wishing he had time to kill each and every person who looked at him funny.