?He says you invited him here.? Shaun leaned forward and smirked, his tone dripping with affected smarm. ?Got a little election night itch you want scratched? I mean, he?s not completely hideous, although I didn?t think the corn-fed farm boys were your type??
?Wait. Sandy brown hair, about your height, blue eyes, older than us, looks like butter wouldn?t melt in his mouth??
?Or anywhere else you wanted to shove it,? Shaun confirmed, eyes narrowing. ?You mean you really did tell him to come here??
?He?s a defector from Wagman?s press corp. She?s pulling out, and he?s bringing everything he?s got, providing it nets him a spot with us for the duration of Ryman?s campaign.?
Shaun?s eyebrows rose. ?Public domain materials??
?Or he wouldn?t be trying to bribe us with them. Buffy!? I hit Save and stood, looking toward the closet our resident Fictional had drafted as her private office. The door cracked open, and her head poked out. ?Drop me all the personnel files you can pull on Wagman?s press corps and get out here. We have an interview to conduct.?
?Okay,? she said, and withdrew back into the closet. My terminal beeped a moment later, signaling receipt of the files I?d requested. We?re nothing if not efficient.
?Good.? I looked to Shaun. ?Let?s find out whether the man?s wasting our time. Go get him.?
?Your wish, my command,? Shaun said, and turned, closing the door behind him.
Buffy emerged from her closet, moving to take the seat next to me. She had her hair skimmed back in a loose ponytail and was wearing a blue button-up shirt I was reasonably sure belonged to Chuck. She looked about as professional as your average fifteen-year-old, which was close to perfect: If this guy couldn?t handle us in our natural working environment, he didn?t really want to work with us.
?You really thinking of hiring this guy?? she asked.
?Depends on what he?s got and what his credentials say,? I said.
She nodded. ?Fair enough.?
Further conversation was forestalled as the door swung open. Shaun stepped into the room, followed by the man from the press room. He was carrying a sealed folder under one arm, which he tossed to me as soon as he was clear of the door. I caught it and raised one eyebrow, waiting. Buffy sat up a little straighter, attention fixed on the newcomer.
?That?s everything,? he said. ?Video, hardcopy, data files. Six months of following Wagman, plus the details on the deals she cut as she made for the door. Your boy?s getting confirmed tonight, and it?s going to be partially because of the amount of pull she tossed his way.?
?I doubt she shifted the balance,? I said. Handing the folder to Buffy, I said, ?Run this. See if there?s anything we can use.?
?Got it.? She stood and paused, tossing a studied, impish grin toward the newcomer. ?Hey, Rick. You?re looking all downtrodden and desperate.?
The newcomer?Rick?returned the smile with one that looked substantially more sincere, and even, I thought, slightly relieved. ?Ah, Buffy,? he said. ?You, meanwhile, look like you?re wearing your boyfriend?s clothes again. I hope this one is at least a Catholic??
?That?s between me and my prayers,? she said, blowing him a kiss.
I turned to eye him, pulling my sunglasses far enough down my nose to make my expression plain. ?I take it you two know each other??
?No, I just call every strange blonde I see ?Buffy.? You?d be amazed how often I?m right.? He offered his hand. Buffy snorted, amusement evident, and retreated to her closet.
I could pursue that line of questioning later. ?Well, you?ve tagged our Fictional, and I know you know who I am. Care to even the odds?? I took his hand and shook it.
His grip was firm, but not overly so. ?Richard Cousins?Rick to my friends. Newsie, currently unaffiliated, although I?m hoping we?re about to change that; my biases are registered with Talking Points and Unvarnished Truth.?
?Huh,? I said, releasing his hand. Talking Points and Unvarnished Truth are two of the larger blogger databases; anyone can register a bias page with them and get it certified. Still, their signal-to-noise ratio is surprisingly good, largely because they self-police on a constant basis, looking for people who claim one set of biases while espousing another. ?License level??
?A-15. Wagman required it when she started aping your boy.? He produced a data pad from inside his coat. ?My credentials are there and ready for link, along with my most recent medical records and blood test results.?
?Fabulous.? I slid the data pad into the docking slot on my terminal. Files promptly filled my screen. I skimmed them as I unhooked the pad and passed it back to him. ?No publications before two years ago, but you?re already reporting at an A-15 level? I don?t know whether that?s impressive or suicidal.?
?I vote ?blackmailed the license committee,? ? contributed Shaun.
?Actually?? said Rick.
?Open the file on his print media pubs,? said Buffy, emerging from the closet. ?That?ll explain everything. Won?t it, Ricky??