The atmosphere started out jovial, if tinged with unavoidable melancholy. Buffy was dead; we weren?t, and every person who logged on seemed to feel the need to comment on both facts, congratulating us on our survival even as they mourned for her. The Fictionals were taking it the hardest. No surprise there, although I was pleased to see Magdalene stepping up to comfort the ones who seemed the most distraught. No fewer than four of the network connections we were getting off the Fictionals were coming from her house?Fictionals tend to be the most social and the most paranoid of the bloggers you?re likely to encounter, but Maggie, with her sprawling old farmhouse with the military-grade security system, has a talent for getting them to set the second aside in favor of the first. She could?ve been an alpha at her own site, if she?d wanted it, but what she?d wanted was to work with Buffy. That wasn?t an option anymore. I tapped an IM to Rick, reminding him to ask her about taking the department; if she was handling the mourning period this well, she?d definitely be an asset.
The grumbling started about an hour in, when the congratulatory celebration of our survival died down and it became apparent both that there were people online but working on some sort of secret project, and that we weren?t planning to tell anyone what was going on until everyone arrived. No exceptions, no allowances. Not this time.
The last person to log on was a Canadian Fictional named Andrea, mumbling something about hockey games and cold-weather romances as her connection finished rolling and her picture stabilized. I wasn?t really paying attention by that point. That wasn?t why we were here.
?Is everyone?s connection stable and secure?? I asked. Tapping out a predetermined sequence of characters on my keyboard caused the borders of the dozens of tiny video windows to flash yellow. ?If the answer is yes, please input the security code now appearing at the bottom of your screen. If the answer is no, hit Enter. We will be terminating this conference immediately if we can?t confirm security.?
The grumbling slowed. People had been relieved to see us when we first called them, confused as I refused to let them off the line, and finally annoyed by our group refusal to tell them what was going on. Add draconian security measures and it became clear that something was up. One by one, the borders of the video windows representing our staff flashed white and then green as their security status was confirmed. Shaun?s window was the last to change states; we?d agreed on that beforehand. He would close the loop.
?Excellent.? I picked up my PDA, which had been cued to my e-mail client since the conference began, and tapped Send. ?Please check your e-mail. You?ll find your termination notice, along with a receipt confirming that your final paycheck has been deposited to your bank account. Due to California?s at-will status and the fact that you?re all employed under hazard restrictions, I?m afraid we?re not required to give you any notice. Sorry about that.?
The conference exploded as everyone started talking at once, voices overlapping into a senseless barrage of sound. Almost everyone. Mahir, Becks, Alaric, and Dave stayed silent, all of them having ascertained from the process of getting the conference online that something huge was going on.
Shaun, Rick, and I sat quietly, waiting for the furor to die down. It took a while. The Irwins shouted the loudest, while the Newsies shouted the least; they knew me well enough to know that if I was supporting a grand gesture?and this was a grand gesture?there had to be a reason. They trusted me enough to wait and see what it was. Good team. I hired well.
I set my PDA aside when the shouting began to quiet, saying, ?None of you work for us. None of you have any legal ties to keep you here. If you choose to log off at any point during the next five minutes, I?ll see to it that you have a letter of recommendation stating that your value as a journalist is entirely beyond measure. You?ll never have this easy a time finding another job in your life because I?ll pull strings to get you hired, I?ll make sure you?re settled, and then I?ll write you off. This is the all-or-nothing moment, folks: Walk away now if you want to walk, but if you do, you?re walking for keeps.?
There was a long silence, broken when Andrea asked, ?Can you tell us why you?re doing this??
?Buffy?s dead, and now we?re fired,? interjected Alaric. ?You don?t think these things might be connected??
?I just??
?Not very well, you didn?t.?
?Do me a favor, dears, and shut up so our former boss can speak?? Magdalene sighed. ?You?re giving me a headache.?