Desolate The Complete Trilogy

9



Another miserable night in the plane. I tried to sleep for a while in one of the seats but I couldn’t get it reclined enough to get comfortable. I gave up after a few hours and moved back to the bench. I could at least stretch out, but still didn’t get much sleep. The bugs are relentless at night.

As the sky lightened, I got up and stretched a little. I was feeling weaker than ever and was starting to second guess my decision to leave the crash site. At the moment, I didn’t feel I could get ten feet from the plane, yet I knew I probably had to hike more like ten miles. If I was lucky.

I looked at my little pile of provisions and knew if I was going to have a shot at getting out of there I was going to need all the energy I could get. I had two graham cracker packets, three of the saltines, two Jell-O tubs, and two apple juices. Nutritionally speaking, not exactly a bounty. Plenty of sugar, but any lift I got from that would burn off quickly once I got moving in the heat.

Screw it. I opened the least exciting course of saltine crackers and dug in. I figured I had one shot; I’d eat it all at once and hope for the best. I didn’t know if that was the best decision to make at the time but I was so hungry it seemed brilliant at the time.

Munching on the crackers, I went over my meager gear and made sure I wasn’t leaving anything valuable behind. The shoes turned out to be pretty comfortable with wearing only two pairs of socks as filler. Although I’d have some sweaty-ass feet, it would be better than traipsing through the jungle in hospital booties.

I tied a long-sleeved shirt around my waist. I figured I’d probably need it at night if I didn’t make it out by then. I wouldn’t need it for warmth, but anything to help keep the mosquitos off was valuable.

I’d found a scalpel last night which could come in handy, and I carefully tucked it into my back pocket along with the bottle of ibuprofen. Other than that, I didn’t see much else I could bring that would be useful. I suppose if one of those survival guys from TV were with me they would be scooping up all sorts of junk that could be used to snare game and start fires. It all looked like garbage to me. I couldn’t even find a cigarette lighter. Nobody smokes anymore.

I changed my bandage again and was relieved to see my wound looked pretty good. It didn’t look any worse anyway.

With the crackers finished, I gulped down the Jell-O and decided to hold off on the apple juice for as long as I could. I could be just twenty feet away from a mountain stream, but in the meantime I wasn’t taking any chances.

I exited the plane and faced my biggest decision of the day. Which way? I had no idea where the plane was headed, but the most logical decision was to walk in the same direction it was pointing. The rising sun was to my right, so I would be heading north. That felt right. I was probably hundreds of miles short of where my pilot intended to land, but at least I was headed in the correct direction.

I was off. I quickly reached the edge of the clearing, looked back, and stepped into the dense foliage. It wasn’t too bad. Pretty thick, but not so thick that I’d need a machete or anything to hack through it. Which was good because I didn’t have one. I found a decent walking stick and forged ahead. It felt good that I was actually doing something instead of sitting around, waiting to be rescued.

The mosquitos must have broadcast an announcement about the skinny white guy in their territory because they were on me almost instantly. I knew this was just a small taste of what was to come once the sun went down, and I prayed I wouldn’t need to find out.

I walked for a while, trying my best to move in a straight line. I judged my direction by keeping an eye on the sun but it wasn’t easy. The canopy was quite thick, and although I appreciated the shade it made it hard to judge where the sun was at times. I couldn’t be entirely certain I wasn’t walking in circles.

It didn’t take long for my juice cups to call out to me. I greedily drank both. For the past couple of days, I felt like I was in one of those dreams where I was really thirsty and kept drinking glass after glass of water. I hate those dreams. Officially out of food and water, I kept walking and could only hope for the best.





At this point in the story, I wish I could tell you I found help right away. But it’s never that easy, is it? I wandered through the jungle all day, fighting the thick vegetation, oppressive heat, and relentless bugs. The good news about the heat was it really killed my appetite. I suppose that was good and bad. It was one less thing to worry about, but I knew I needed to find some kind of food to keep up my energy.

Eventually, I came to a spot in the woods where the canopy wasn’t so thick and I spotted some coconut trees. I could see the bright green bunches high in the trees but I couldn’t do much about those. I thought of the photos I’d seen of natives climbing the trees to knock down the coconuts. That didn’t seem too likely for me. My palm-tree scaling skills were severely lacking and I’d most likely end up breaking my neck.

I was able to find a couple lying on the ground so I picked up one and considered how to open it. I didn’t want to risk breaking my scalpel, which probably wouldn’t do much good anyway, so I looked around for anything that might help me out. Where are those survival guys when you need them?

Nearby was a downed tree and the broken trunk created some sharp edges. I held the coconut in both hands, aimed for a shard of wood, and brought it down hard. I succeeded in breaking off the piece of wood but the coconut didn’t have a scratch on it. I kept at it and after a few more whacks I noticed it was starting to leak. I held the crack up to my mouth and sucked at the milk inside.

As a recovering alcoholic, I’ve enjoyed many a drink in my day. Before I made the switch from quality to quantity, I thoroughly enjoyed tasting new craft beers and microbrews. I’ve had everything from twenty-year-old scotch to obscenely expensive French wine. But I don’t think I ever tasted anything better than that coconut milk.

I made sure I got every last drop in my mouth and continued hitting the crack against the shard of wood until I finally got the bugger open. The milk was a great appetizer, but the flesh inside was even better. I don’t even really like coconut that much, but at that moment it was one of the best things I’d ever eaten. There I was, alone in the middle of nowhere, covered in bugs, dripping with sweat, absolutely filthy, but the small victory of that little meal made me feel almost human again.

As I ate the coconut, I noticed it was starting to get dark. I accepted the fact my goal of reaching civilization before nightfall wasn’t going to happen. I considered my situation for the night. Despite the heat, a fire would have been nice, but it was out of the question. I didn’t have a lighter or matches and had no idea how to start a fire without them. I had a hunch rubbing two sticks together wasn’t going to cut it, considering everything around me was still damp from an afternoon shower.

I swatted a bug off my cheek for the millionth time that day and longed for a nice tent. But I knew the best I could hope for was some way to get up off the ground. Spending a night on the stretcher while bugs crawled all over me had made that clear.

I saw a large fallen tree not too far away so I went to get a closer look. The bark was smooth and the base of the trunk had a concave shape to it. It was about four feet off the ground and could make a decent platform. I brushed off all the leaves and twigs that had accumulated in the depression and I hopped up to sit on my little bed.

Night was falling fast. I untied the shirt from my waist and put it on, since the bugs were really starting to pick up. I took off my shoes and peeled off my damp sock layers. My feet had been wet all day and I figured it was a good idea to dry them out a little.

I sat back and watched as the jungle came alive. Once I stopped long enough to notice my surroundings, I mean really notice, I marveled at how beautiful it actually was. I couldn’t say it was quiet and peaceful because it was anything but. All around me the constant hum of insect noises and birdcalls filled the air. A strange feeling of contentment washed over me as I sat there surrounded by a natural world untouched by man.

Something stung me hard in the back of the neck and my newfound peace quickly evaporated as I swatted away whatever it was. So much for getting in touch with nature.

Night falls quickly in the jungle. As if somebody flipped a switch, I was suddenly sitting in the dark. I could hear all sorts of critters and creepy crawlers milling about under my tree trunk, and once or twice I felt what must have been a bat dive bomb me. I think they were getting as close as they could to check me out.

Being up off the ground really helped keep me from the roaches, ants, land crabs, and who knows what else walking around. The mosquitoes, however, were still treating me like a buffet table. I lay back and tried to cover up any exposed skin that I could. I tried to will myself to sleep. I was utterly exhausted, but every time I nodded off something landed on my face, bit my ankle, or crawled up my pants.

Once in a while, I heard something larger moving through the leaves. I would sit up slowly and try to see what it was. There was no moon so it was pitch dark. My imagination ran wild, and not in a good way. I pictured cougars, pumas, Big Foot, Dracula, you name it. After a while, I just concentrated on keeping perfectly still. I hoped whatever it was would leave me alone and keep moving.

I spent that entire night in a state of dozing. I don’t think I ever fell fully asleep. I was relieved when I noticed the horizon start to lighten and took satisfaction knowing I’d survived another night. I’d yet to have a solid night’s sleep, but at least I was able to rest my muscles.

I slowly sat up and felt really lousy. The lack of food was catching up with me. The coconut had helped a little, but I was still feeling weak. A large beetle was slowly making its way up the trunk toward me. My goal of the day was simple. Get out of the jungle before I started looking at those little guys as breakfast.