Under the Knife

“Yes. There’s a small dent in my hood where you hit it. You and your friends are being very unsafe.”

Braces glinted from inside the kid’s mouth. “Oh yeah? Well screw you, dude. Go fuck yourself.”

What a fucking mouth! This kid really could use a serious attitude adjustment. Fifteen, maybe? Sixteen, tops?

“There’s no need for that kind of language, young man.”

“Oh yeah? Well, fuck. And, you.” The kid chortled, then coughed, as if choking on his own wit.

They were three feet apart.

The kid was tall. He had about three inches on Sebastian, and immense, rounded shoulders—broadened, no doubt, by years of paddling a surfboard. Skate rats and surf rats. Sebastian had learned soon after moving to San Diego that these kids were one and the same. In between surfs, the surf rats skated; in between skates, they surfed.

Sebastian waved his hands in supplicating loops as his appraising eyes roamed up and down the kid’s lanky frame, then to a gap in the nearby stand of bushes. Yes. That would do nicely.

Sebastian considered using the small device in a holster, strapped for ease of access to the small of his back, hidden underneath his untucked T-shirt. A nifty bit of engineering: Finney had discreetly procured it from one of his business interests—a company quietly developing the next generation in law-enforcement products. Urban pacification, that kind of shit. They called it a conduction gun. Like a Taser, it fired electrodes that delivered shocks. Except it was smaller than a Taser and able to render its victim both helpless and temporarily unconscious.

Sebastian, however, rejected it as an option. This road was sparsely traveled, but they were out in the open, and why chance some random passerby spotting him? Besides, Finney wanted to teach the kid a lesson, and the conduction gun was ill suited for that. He needed it to be more personal.

Two feet apart now. Sebastian caught a whiff of weed from the kid.

The kid’s eyes narrowed, perhaps sensing something amiss, and he leaned forward, shifting his weight toward Sebastian.

But it was already too late.

“Look, young man—”

It was easy.

Too easy.

So easy it gave Sebastian a sick feeling in his stomach.

Add beating up stoned teenagers to the lengthening list of things for which he’d never signed up.

It was all over in seconds.

Sebastian moved like a ghost. He dropped toward the ground as his right foot swept out toward the kid’s legs. At the last possible moment, before striking the kid’s exposed right knee, he coaxed—begged—his leg to swing a hair too wide, to harmlessly redirect the force of what would otherwise have been a crippling, bone-splintering blow that would have shattered the kid’s leg and likely ended his skateboarding and surfing days forever.

A few blurred movements later, the kid was lying on the ground in the bushes, Sebastian’s knee planted on his chest, the selfie stick in Sebastian’s hand. The kid’s board lay on the ground next to them, wheels up. The wheels spun for a few plaintive revolutions and stopped.

The kid stared up into Sebastian’s face. His mouth was open in a perfect O of surprise.

Then the pain hit.

His expression changed. His mouth remained a perfect O, but the kid’s eyebrows shifted. That’s what did it, all that was needed to transform the O of surprise (eyebrows up and separated) to an O of pain (eyebrows down and drawn together).

The kid clutched his right leg and started to moan.

“My knee. You broke my fucking knee, man! You broke it!”

The kid had gone down awkwardly.

Sebastian examined the kid’s leg while keeping his knee on the kid’s chest. He ran his hands along the leg’s length and across the knee. The kid moaned a little louder when he squeezed the patella, the circular bone at the front of the knee joint, but otherwise checked out just fine. Everything was still connected and in the right place.

Sebastian bent over him, his nose inches from the kid’s face.

“No, I didn’t,” he growled. “Your leg’s not broken, junior. But your knee’s sprained. You’re going to have some swelling, and a nasty bruise. Might even be on crutches for a few days. But you’ll be just fine. Too bad for the rest of us.”

The kid started to cry.

Typical bully bullshit.

What a pussy.

“Listen, junior.” Sebastian slipped on his best badass-motherfucker glower and pushed his face way down into the kid’s. Got right up into it with him.

The kid’s tears were replaced with an expression of terror.

“That leg is nothing compared to what I could do to you for real,” Sebastian hissed. “I tried to be nice, but you had to show me some attitude. Fine. That dude in the car with me back there?”

The kid’s eyes, wide as dinner plates, swiveled toward the road and back. He nodded.

“That’s right, junior. He’s an important dude. And you were disrespecting him. He wants me to hurt you. Really hurt you. Like, make sure you’re sipping-your-meals-through-a-fucking-straw-for-the-next-six-months kind of hurt you.”

The kid cringed and slid his jaw back and forth.

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