‘I don’t know. Where could they be?’ said Clementine.
‘We’re here!’ trilled Ruby.
‘Shh!’ Holly took games like this very seriously.
‘Hey, what time is this afternoon tea at Erika’s place?’ said Sam. ‘Maybe we should cancel.’ He looked hopeful. ‘Give you a full day of practice?’
‘We can’t cancel,’ said Clementine. ‘Erika and Oliver want to, how did she put it? She wants to discuss something.’
Sam winced. ‘That sounds ominous. They didn’t use the words “investment opportunity”, did they? Remember when Lauren and David asked us over for dinner and it was all a ploy to try to get us into their bloody environmentally friendly washcloth business or whatever the hell it was?’
‘If Erika and Oliver offered us an investment opportunity, we’d take it,’ said Clementine. ‘We’d definitely take it.’
‘Good point,’ said Sam. He frowned. ‘I bet they want us to join them on a “fun run”.’ He put Holly’s inverted commas on the words “fun run”. ‘For a worthy charity. So we’ll feel obliged.’
‘We’d slow them down too much,’ said Clementine.
‘Yeah, we would, or you would. My natural athletic ability would get me through.’ Sam frowned again and scratched his cheek thoughtfully. ‘Oh jeez, what if they want us to go camping? They’ll say it’s good for the children. Get them outdoors.’
Erika and Oliver were childless by choice, but although they had no interest in having children of their own they took an active, rather proprietary interest in Holly and Ruby. It was almost as if it were good for them, as if it were part of a systematic approach they were taking to being well-rounded, self-actualised people: We exercise regularly, we go to the theatre, we read the right novels, not just the Man Booker shortlist but the Man Booker longlist, we see the right exhibitions and we take a real interest in international politics, social issues and our friends’ cute children.
That was unfair. Probably monstrously unfair. Their interest in the children wasn’t just for show, and Clementine knew that the reasons they kept their lives in such tight, tidy control had nothing to do with competitiveness.
‘Maybe they want to set up trust funds for the girls,’ said Sam. He considered this, shrugged. ‘I could live with that. I’m man enough.’
‘They’re not that kind of wealthy,’ laughed Clementine.
‘You don’t think one of them has some terribly rare genetic disease, do you?’ said Sam. ‘Imagine how bad I’ll feel then.’ He winced. ‘Oliver looked kind of skinny the last time we saw them.’
‘The marathon running makes them skinny. I’m sure whatever it is it will be fine,’ said Clementine distractedly, although she did feel a mild sense of unease about today, but that was probably just the audition, already tainting everything, creating a permanent undertone of low-level fear for the next ten weeks. There was nothing to be frightened about. It was just afternoon tea on a beautiful sunny day.
chapter six
A kid in a shiny wet black raincoat stood poised on the edge of the ferry, a coil of thick heavy rope looped over one arm. Sam watched him from his seat by the ferry window. The kid squinted through the torrential rain to see the wharf emerging in the grey mist. His young, unlined face was covered with raindrops. The ferry rolled and pitched. Cold, salty air filled Sam’s nostrils. The boy lifted the noose at the end of the rope and held it high like a cattle wrangler astride a horse. He threw it, snagging the bollard first try. Then he leaped from the ferry to the wharf and pulled tight, as though he were dragging the ferry to him.
The kid looked like he was no more than fifteen and yet there he was effortlessly snaring a ferry wharf. He made some sort of signal to the ferry captain and called out, ‘Circular Quay!’ to the waiting passengers with their umbrellas and raincoats, and then he wrenched the gangway from the ferry to the wharf with a serious metal bang clang. The passengers hurried across it onto the ferry, shoulders hunched and huddled against the rain, while the boy stood tall and fearless.
See, now, that was a good honest job. Wrangling wharves. Herding office workers on and off ferries. He was only a kid, but he looked like a man, standing there in the rain. He made Sam feel soft and doughy, sitting docilely in his damp wool trousers, his pinstriped shirt. The kid probably hated the idea of an office job. He’d say, ‘No way, I’d feel like a trapped rat.’