“I don’t do one-nighters anymore.”
He raised his head up at that. “Why not?”
Fucker thought he was going to get his something-something from her again. That wasn’t happening.
“I decided I deserve more than leftovers.”
“You’re going to get married before having sex again?” The horrified look on his face had her smiling.
She almost lied, but she had no intention of cutting off her nose to spite her face.
“Hell no. I’m never getting married.”
“What’s wrong with marriage?”
“Husbands fuck around on wives.”
“Not all the time.”
“Most of the time. A woman who kills a man who cheats on her gets a lighter sentence if she’s not married to the fucker.”
Train’s mouth dropped open. “You’ve looked up the statistics?”
She rolled her eyes. “I didn’t have to.” He thought she was being ridiculous. “Wives get charged with first-degree murder. Girlfriends get charged with involuntary manslaughter. I want to get out of prison when I can take a piss without using a bedpan.”
He released her hands, laughing so hard she had to put a hand over his mouth.
“Sh … Sex Piston will—”
Star came jumping into the room with her mother and father behind her.
Killyama clambered off of Train’s lap, giving him a scowl as she righted her clothes.
“Were you tickling Train, too?” Star asked innocently.
“Yes. I was trying to find his funny bone. Lunch ready?” Killyama tried to delay the inevitable questions Sex Piston would ask, not caring that Killyama wouldn’t want to answer in front of Train or Star. Her friend couldn’t care less if she was embarrassed or offended.
“Did you find it?” Star giggled, taking her hand and skipping by her side as they went into the dining room.
Rocky, Sex Piston and Stud’s son, was already sitting at the table, eating a grilled cheese sandwich. Sitting down next to her brother, Star began eating her lunch, as if afraid he would swipe the grapes from her plate. The boy just might. He would shove anything in his mouth, which was why Stud had nicknamed him Rocky after he had to pull rocks from his mouth more than once. He wasn’t outgrowing the habit, either. The adventuresome child would eat anything. Killyama had suggested calling him Iron Man, because his stomach could handle anything.
“No, he doesn’t have one.” Killyama started to pull a chair back from table, but Train did it before she could.
“Yes, I do.” Train smiled at Star, mumbling aside so only Killyama could hear, “Want me to help you find it?”
She elbowed him in the stomach as she sat down.
Killyama ate her sandwich, listening to Train and Stud talk about motorcycles and ignoring Sex Piston’s discerning gaze.
After lunch, Star kept fidgeting in her seat, waiting for Killyama to finish eating. When she did, Star jumped out of her chair.
“Can we go now?” Star grabbed her hand when she stood up.
“Why are you in such a hurry?” Stud’s eyes tried to slow his daughter as she tried to drag Killyama out of the dining room.
“Killyama promised to help me wash my Barbie’s hair. Mama says I make a mess when I do it by myself.”
“Don’t let her talk you into washing the one that has the hair that grows. It’s been washed so much that the hair is falling out.”
“I won’t.” She let Star lead her to her bedroom.
The little girl’s excited chatter had her straining to hear the men leave. It took ten minutes before she could detect the sounds of Stud and Train heading toward the massive garage he had built behind his house.
Killyama was leaning over the bathtub with ten Barbies lined up to take their turns when Sex Piston came into the bathroom. Putting down the lid of the toilet, she micromanaged the Barbies getting their baths.
“Star, what have I told you about going to my bathroom to get my things?”
A soapy hand left a trail of suds on Star’s cheek when she pushed her hair back to eye her mother guiltily. “Your shampoo smells so pretty.”
Killyama wiped her cheek with the edge of a towel. “I’ll buy you another bottle.”
Sex Piston sighed. “It’s the third time she’s taken my shampoo. They’re thirty bucks a pop. You going to buy those, too?”
“Yes.” Killyama squirted even more shampoo on the lifeless doll she was currently holding.
“I don’t care if she uses it. I just want her to ask first before she takes something out of my room.”
“She will next time, won’t you, Star?”
“I promise, Mom. I won’t do it again.”
Sex Piston reached into the cabinet next to her, pulling out a tray of pretend hair tools mixed with real ones she no longer used that she had brought home from the shop, setting them on the counter for them to use later after the Barbies’ hair dried.
“Star, will you go get the white towels on the bottom shelf in the hall closet for me?”