The Twelve Days of Dash & Lily



Grandpa’s a ladies’ man, but he hasn’t acquired any new girlfriends since his heart attack. His bromances are still going strong, though. He has a standing weekly date with his buddies at our local Italian pork store, where the guys meet to sip espresso and play backgammon. Since I was a kid, I always referred to Grandpa’s friends by the names of their businesses instead of their proper names. Mr. Dumpling, the retired Chinese restaurant owner, prefers tea over coffee. Mr. Borscht, the retired Polish deli owner, bets too hard on his backgammon prowess and has lost many rolls of quarters to his pals as a result. (The ?ubrówka—bison grass vodka—that he adds to his sparkling water might also contribute to his losses.) Mr. Zamboni, the aging-but-not-yet-retired real estate developer, has gone gluten-free, so no pastries for him at their games anymore, but he goes “nuts” for the gluten-free peanut butter cookies I regularly make for him. Mr. Zamboni loves the cookies so much that he’s long been saying he owes me a favor, which I was ready to cash in on.

Despite my name for him, Mr. Zamboni isn’t really involved in the ice-skating business. But a few years ago he built a new condo building on the far west side of Manhattan, overlooking the High Line, with a communal rooftop that’s converted to an ice-skating rink during the winter. Personally, I prefer to pay a few Andrew Jacksons for a skate session at Rockefeller Center or Wollman Rink, but some people need to spend several million on a condo to get that Christmas ice-skating feeling, I guess. They like their holidays cold with exclusivity and privilege. But their obscene wealth was beneficial to me, today at least.

I gave Dash the address and then told him to meet me there at seven p.m. I needed the afternoon to myself to take care of the details. Invitations. Food. Performers. Pyrotechnics.



When Dash arrived at the lobby entrance to Mr. Zamboni’s building that night, the first thing he asked was, “Aren’t you cold in that?” The weather was indeed very chilly, but I wore thick tights under my Rockette Christmas outfit—a red crushed-velvet dancer’s A-line dress, falling just above my knees, tight at the waist with a sash, trimmed in faux white fur along the bottom hem and the plunging neckline.

I said no, and gave Dash a kiss. I was a little cold, admittedly, but my heart was so very warm. Would I ever get over this flush of happiness at the sight of him? Probably never.

Next, Dash asked, “Are we going to the High Line?” It was one of his favorite places in Manhattan—an elevated train track on the West Side that was turned into a beautiful garden and park area.

“Sort of,” I said.

I took his hand in mine and led him to the elevator. Before I pressed the Up button, I untied the white sash from my waist. “Blindfold?” I asked Dash. I wanted his first sight of our party to be a surprise.

“This isn’t some bondage party, is it?” Dash asked. He must have started one of those D. H. Lawrence books. Oh yes, I Googled.

“No. But thank you for thinking me capable of such a kinky idea.”

I placed the sash over Dash’s eyes and tied it at the back of his head. Then I swiped the keycard that would allow us to gain entrance to the elevator and the top floor of the building.

“This isn’t, like, a surprise party?” Dash asked, worried, as the elevator went up. “My birthday’s not in December.”

“It’s not.”

“I mean, people aren’t going to jump out from behind bushes on a rooftop garden and scare me? I’m all for a good fright. But not in a tall building.”

“Relax.”

The elevator opened, and I led Dash into the staging area, where benches and tables were set up, with a tented dome built overhead to resemble an igloo. The music was loud and the party was already in full swing. I could see Boomer and Sofia skating together, holding hands. Edgar Thibaud and his argyle coat, aggressively speed-skating like he’d just downed a case of Red Bulls. Our guests of honor, none of whom I knew personally, were also out on the rink. Some of them were good skaters, but more of them were holding on to the outer rink rail for dear life. Their many canvas bags filled with books were lined up alongside their street shoes and boots in the igloo area.

I untied the sash and told Dash, “Behold. A Christmas ice-skating. With all your favorite people!”

Dash looked at the rink, then back at me. “The only people I recognize on the rink are Boomer and Sofia. And Edgar. Ugh.”

I said, “The rest are librarians. My cousin Mark at the Strand knows about a Listserv for librarians, so he posted the invitation there for them. You are literally surrounded by book people tonight. Literally. Get it?”

Dash winced at my lame joke, but brightened at the sight of the refreshment stand at the other end of the igloo. “Is that a hot chocolate station?” Dash asked.

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