The Ship of the Dead (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard #3)

“Lord Aegir,” Sam said. “That time Loki disgraced your hall…was that the feast of the gods?”

“Yes, yes,” Aegir said. “A complete disaster! The gossip bloggers had a field day with it!”

I could almost see Sam’s mind working. If she’d been Eldir, steam would’ve been pouring from the edges of her hijab.

“I remember the story,” Sam said. She grabbed Alex’s arm. “I have to pray. Alex needs to help me.”

Alex blinked. “I do?”

“Lord Aegir,” Sam continued, “may I use a corner of your hall for a quick prayer?”

The sea god tugged on his vest. “Well, I suppose.”

“Thanks!”

Sam and Alex scurried out of the kitchen. I hoped they were going to formulate a cunning plan to get us all out of Aegir’s hall alive. If Sam was really just going to pray…well, I wondered if she’d ever tried to say a Muslim prayer in the home of a Norse god (sorry, jotun deity) before. I was afraid the entire place might collapse from religious paradox.

Aegir stared at me. That awkward dinner-party silence when you’ve tried to serve dwarf and elf to a vegetarian.

“I’m going to retrieve some mead from the cellar,” he said at last. “Please tell me you and your friends don’t have dietary restrictions against mead?”

“I think we’re good!” I said, because I did not want to see a grown jotun cry.

“Thank the waves.” Aegir dug a set of keys out of his vest pocket and tossed them to me. “Unlock the dinner—I mean the prisoners, would you? Then make yourself…”

He waved vaguely toward the feast hall then stomped off, leaving me to imagine how he might’ve finished that sentence: comfortable, scarce, a sandwich.

I climbed the oven and freed Blitz and Hearth from their canary cages. We had a tearful reunion on the front left burner.

“Kid!” Blitzen gave me a hug. “I knew you’d come rescue us!”

“Uh, actually, I didn’t know you guys were here.” I used sign language as I talked, for Hearthstone’s benefit, though it had been several weeks and my hands were slow. You get out of practice fast. “But I’m really glad I found you.”

Hearthstone snapped his fingers for attention. I’m glad too, he signed. He patted the bag of runes at his belt. Stupid cages were magic-proof. Blitzen was crying a lot.

“I was not,” Blitzen protested, signing along. “You were.”

I was not, Hearthstone said. You were.

At that point, the ASL conversation deteriorated into the two of them poking each other in the chest.

“Guys,” I interrupted. “What happened? How did you end up here?”

“Long story,” Blitz said. “We were waiting for you guys at the lighthouse, minding our own business.”

Fighting a sea serpent, Hearth signed.

“Doing nothing wrong,” Blitz said.

Hitting serpent on the head with rocks.

“Well, it was threatening us!” Blitz said. “Then this wave came up and swallowed us!”

Wave contained nine angry women. Serpent was their pet.

“How was I supposed to know that?” Blitz grumbled. “The serpent didn’t look like it was trying to play fetch. But that’s not important, kid. We found out some information on our reconnaissance, and it isn’t good—”

“Guests!” Aegir called from main hall. “Come! Join us for mead and food!”

Put a pin in that, Hearthstone signed, poking Blitz in the chest one last time.

Back in the days when we were three homeless guys on the streets of Boston, if somebody had called us for dinner, we would’ve come running. Now we trudged over reluctantly. This was one free meal I wasn’t so pumped about.

The nine daughters of Aegir hustled about, setting the table with plates and forks and goblets. Aegir hummed as he fiddled with a rack of mead kegs, each labeled with runes. T.J., Mallory, and Halfborn were already seated, looking very uncomfortable in their red coral seats, with empty chairs spaced between them. Halfborn Gunderson, more or less conscious now, kept blinking and staring at his surroundings like he hoped he was dreaming.

Over by the Big Banana, Samirah finished her prayers. She rolled up her portable rug, had a brief, urgent conversation with Alex, then they both came over to join us. If Sam did have a brilliant plan, I was glad it didn’t involve her and Alex turning into dolphins, yelling, See you, suckers!, and escaping on their own.

The dining table looked like it had been made from the world’s largest mast, cut in half lengthwise and folded out to make two leaves. Overhead, suspended from the rafters by an anchor chain, was a sea-glass chandelier. Instead of candles or electric lights, glowing souls of the dead swirled in oversize sconces. Just to set the mood, I guessed.

I was about to sit down between Blitz and Hearth when I realized there were name tags at the place settings: DWARF. HR?NN. ELF. HEFRING. GREEN HEADSCARF. I found mine on the other side of the table: BLOND GUY.

Great. We had assigned seating.

A daughter of Aegir sat down on either side of me. According to the name tags, the lady on my left was Kolga. The one on my right…oh, boy. Apparently her name was Blodughadda. I wondered if that was the sound her mom had made on anesthesia after giving birth to daughter number nine. Maybe I could just call her Blod.

“Hi,” I said.

Blod smiled. Her teeth were stained red. Her wavy hair was flecked with blood. “Hello. It was a pleasure dragging you under the sea.”

“Yeah. Thanks.”

Her sister Kolga leaned in. Frost started to form on my forearm. Kolga’s dress appeared to be woven from ice shards and slush. “I hope we get to keep them, sister,” she said. “They’d make fine tortured spirits.”

Blod cackled. Her breath smelled like fresh ground beef just out of the fridge. “Yes, indeed! Perfect for our chandelier.”

“Appreciate the offer,” I said. “But we actually have a pretty full calendar.”

“Where are my manners?” Blod said. “In your language, I am called BloodRed Hair. My sister here is Freezing Wave. And your name is…” She frowned at my card. “Blond Guy?”

I didn’t see how that was any worse than BloodRed Hair or Bigly.

“You can call me Jimmy,” I offered. “In your language that’s…Jimmy.”

Blod didn’t look satisfied with that. “There’s something about you.” She sniffed my face. “Have you sailed over my bloodred waters in a naval battle before?”

“Pretty sure not.”

“Perhaps my mother, Ran, described you to me. But why would she—?”

“Guests!” Aegir boomed, and I had never been happier for an interruption. “Here is my first microbrew of the evening. This is a peach lambic mead that makes a lovely aperitif. I welcome your comments after you try it.”

His nine daughters oohed and aahed as Aegir hefted the mead cask and carried it around the table, pouring everyone a serving.

“I think you’ll find this has a fruity edge,” Aegir said. “With just a hint of—”

“Magnus Chase!” Blod yelled, surging to her feet and pointing at me. “This is MAGNUS CHASE!”





TYPICAL. SOMEBODY says fruity edge and immediately my name comes to mind.

Come on, people. A little respect.