The Mirror Thief

Our cut is all of it, jerkoff. You didn’t ask permission. If you’re gonna work the boardwalk it’s half your take from now on. Turn out your goddamn pockets.

Bafoom, Claudio says, sagging against Stanley. Need bafroom.

Stanley stares evenly at the boss. Then he shifts his focus over the guy’s shoulder to the rest of the gang, two blocks away, closing in. What if I tell you to go climb up your thumb? he says.

Well, then I guess we’re gonna have to pound you. Right now, and again every time we see you. You and your faggot friend.

Yeah, the whitehaired kid says, pushing in close, breathing on Stanley’s neck. We don’t tolerate fags around here.

He’s got a little extra sparkle in his voice, like this is a favorite subject with him, but that’s fine: Stanley knows how to play this now. Okay, chum, he says. But I’m keeping a couple of bucks. My buddy and me ain’t had a meal today.

Stanley reaches into his jeans, palms the dollar, turns the pocket out. Then he tips Claudio toward the gluesniffer, and Claudio drapes over him, moaning. Stanley loads up his fist with sand from the other pocket, fakes a switch, and holds the dollar bill out to the boss with his left. A few grains leak between his fingers, but nobody sees.

The rest’s in my sock, Stanley says. He lifts his foot to the bench.

The boss reaches for the bill, then stops, wary. Hold it, jack, he’s saying.

The whitehaired kid has just spotted his pals up the block; he’s raising an arm, opening his mouth. Stanley slings the sand in the boss’s eyes, throws himself backward off the bench, and elbows Whitey in the face. His funny-bone connects just under the kid’s nose, which starts spurting; Stanley’s arm goes tingly. The boss is digging into his motorcycle jacket for a knife, swinging blind: his hand ruffles Stanley’s hair. Stanley pops a crouch—just like his dad taught him—and kicks the guy in the balls. He can hear shouts now from up the block, sandy boots scraping wooden planks.

Claudio has come to life, punching the gluesniffer in the breadbasket; now he’s got the doubled-over kid stiffarmed, holding him off by the head. The two of them are drifting across the boardwalk, orbiting each other like a binary star. Stanley drops his shoulder and knocks the gluesniffer on his ass. Go, he yells at Claudio. Go go go go go.

Claudio’s wearing a perplexed look as Stanley runs past him—he hasn’t seen the real trouble coming—but his longer legs and easy stride catch him up in a hurry. Stanley sticks to the boardwalk, dodging people, zigzagging whenever he comes to a cross-street to try to fake a turn. The hooligans are way back, but closing in. Claudio could blow them off with no problem—his great-grandmother was a pureblood Indian from some tribe famous for its runners, or so he says, though he barely looks Mexican, never mind Indian—but Stanley’s not so quick. The rubber soles on his new Pedwins speed him up, but he can already feel blisters rising on his heels. The faces of pedestrians flash by like funhouse images: shocked, angry, laughing. For once in his life Stanley half hopes they’ll run across a cop.

But there are no cops, and now the greasers are barking. At first it’s only a couple of them, but soon they’re all doing it: a rhythmic chorus of low woofs and frantic yaps, in and out of sync, echoing down the colonnade. It’s a typical smalltime JD stunt, corny and dumb, but a worm of genuine fear still crawls down Stanley’s spine to his tailbone, and puts extra spring into his step.

At the stopsign at Pacific Stanley bears left into the intersection and starts running down the middle of the street. Cars roll past him on both sides, in opposite directions. Motorists scream at him. Somebody honks. Claudio’s gotten gummed up on the sidewalk, surprised by Stanley’s sudden move to the center. Stanley glances back to make sure he’s catching up, and when he turns forward again, there’s the hotrodder’s girl, just ahead to his left, her teeth bared, her finger pointing, standing in the passenger seat of a hopped-up Model A like a charioteer. He hears the driver-side door open as he barrels by, then the hotrodder’s voice. Hey! the hotrodder says. Hey you!

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