The Guest Room

“Not quite the party you were planning,” she said to him, her tone more sympathetic than judgmental. She was tall and scholarly looking, her afro cut short, her eyes masked by a pair of tortoiseshell eyeglasses. She was dressed, he decided, like a bank teller. Not a detective. But then, he really wasn’t sure how detectives dressed. All he knew about detectives was what he saw on cop dramas on TV. But she was wearing dark slacks, a turtleneck, and a navy blue cardigan sweater. Other than him, she was the only person in the house whose hands weren’t hidden beneath a pair of thin rubber gloves the color of a condom. He noticed that her fingers were long and slender. A pianist’s hands.

“No, it wasn’t,” he agreed. He gazed at the debris in the room. She could have sounded considerably more disapproving. She should have sounded more disapproving. The room looked ruined: beer bottles, some overturned, littered the floor, their contents dribbling onto the Oriental carpet and the long, solid planks of dark maple. There were broken wineglasses, three that he could see, one shattered and two with the stems merely snapped off from the goblets. It was like they had been beheaded. He saw the bottles, some empty and some merely half empty, of red wine and white wine and vodka and tequila and scotch crowded onto the credenza: smokestacks, he thought, an industrial wasteland. There was a plastic jug of orange juice because Chuck Alcott had been drinking screwdrivers. One of the side tables was so ringed with the marks from glasses and beer cans that it would need to be refinished. Or, perhaps, burned. He should just take an ax to it. Throw the pieces into the fireplace that winter.

“May I ask your name?” he asked the woman.

“Of course. I’m Patricia Bryant.”

“I’m Richard.”

“I know.” Then: “Can I help you with something?”

“No. Probably not.”

“Then I think you need to leave.”

“I live here.”

She nodded ever so slightly. “No one told you, did they? They should have. I’m sorry, but this is a crime scene. You can’t be here. I can show you the search warrant if you want. I have no idea how you even got inside: someone should have stopped you.”

He wanted to argue, but he knew it would be fruitless. So he calmed himself and asked, “Can I get a few things—for my family? A few shirts, maybe?”

“No. Again, I’m sorry. This is an open investigation. I’m sure you have friends you can stay with. It will just be for a few days.”

“My wife is on her way back here from the city.”

“I suggest you stop her.” Then she gave him a friendly, almost conspiratorial smile. “I mean, you’re probably in enough trouble with her as it is.”

He looked at his watch. Kristin wouldn’t leave her mother’s for at least another half hour. He dreaded the call.

Patricia motioned at the bookcases and the spines of the novels that were ruined, the streaks and spots of blood creating a vibrant chiaroscuro against the paler cover designs. “My team can take some of those dust jackets off your hands.”

“God, take the books, too. Please.”

“Okay.”

Almost as one, the two of them glanced at the painting, the wannabe Bierstadt, which had also been sprayed with the bodyguard’s blood. A great swash went across the trees and the Wedgwood sky and the small cliff that slid gracefully into the smoky blue of the Hudson. An idea came to him and he said, “When I was at the police station, someone gave me a card for a cleaning service. Any suggestions for someone who restores paintings?”

“Professionally? No. But my cousin teaches in the art history department at NYU. She’ll know someone.”

“Think it’s salvageable?”

“My cousin would know. I don’t. But maybe.”

“Thanks.”

He glanced down at the rug where earlier that evening his brother—his engaged brother—had had sex with the blond whore. Sonja? Yes, that was what she had said her name was. He couldn’t decide if he should tell the detective that they should look for traces of the woman’s skin or hair there. They would find his brother’s DNA; God, they would find his fucking semen. But it’s not like his brother was a suspect in the two murders. When they had been at the police station, the principal thing the detectives there had wanted to know was the name of the escort service that Philip’s pal, Spencer, had used in Manhattan. Spencer was, in fact, the only one they had really grilled about anything.

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