“What the hell is wrong with you?” she says.
“Sorry,” he answers with a wince. “I was trying to be funny. And flirt. And it’s all gone horribly wrong.” Evan shakes his head. “I consider myself pretty decent at charming the ladies, but apparently I’m wrong. You’re just … you’re so damned gorgeous.”
“Knock it off,” Bess growls, and turns away from him so he cannot see the flush of her cheeks.
“This isn’t flattery, Bess. I’m acting like a moron because I’m not used to being so far out of my league.” He contemplates this. “Which is weird because I played up an age division in baseball. But I was never in the majors, which is what’s going on here.”
“Majors?” Bess says, slipping into her shoes. “Now you’re rambling.”
“I know. But it’s like you’ve handed a sixteen-year-old a Ferrari. It’s awesome as hell but he doesn’t have the slightest clue how to work it.”
“You seemed to have no trouble ‘working it’ in high school. Or now.”
Bess sighs and rakes her fingers through her hair. She thinks to check a mirror, but decides she’d have to walk too far. A brief glimpse at her cell phone screen indicates that her mascara won’t look too smudged in the dark or at a certain blood-alcohol level.
“Are you ready?” she asks, and tucks a clutch beneath her arm.
The purse is Palmer’s and inside are two credit cards, some twenties, and one sanitary napkin. As the purse crinkles, Bess flinches. She hasn’t worn a pad in twenty years. The miscarriage already happened, but the bleeding continues because evidently the universe really likes to drive a point home.
“What do you have there?” Bess asks, swiping pink gloss across her lips.
“What now?”
“The bag.” She touches the black carrier still dangling from his hand. “Do you need to buzz by the Stop and Shop on our way? Pick up some milk and toilet paper?”
“Oh!” Evan says, face brightening, perking out of its confusion. “I almost forgot. Here.” He extends an arm. “The Book of Summer, delivered with the official white-glove treatment. You didn’t think the suit was for the wedding, did you?”
Bess tilts her head and frowns. She takes the bag.
“Thank you.” She removes the book and fans through its pages. “I can’t tell you how much this means to me. In all the … commotion … I didn’t check where it was.”
Bess flips toward the back, though does not make it all the way to the end. The final entry she’ll find at some later date, too late, she might think. After closing it again, Bess inhales deeply and then sets it on the coffee table.
“Well, let’s get to it,” she says, and breaks out a sad smile. “By the way, despite appearances, I really do appreciate you coming to get me. I never would’ve made it otherwise.”
“I know what you mean.”
Evan wraps Bess in a bear-cub sort of hug before they head out to his truck. Though they can easily walk from here, Bess is supposed to be lying low and Evan’s vowed to make sure that she does. It’s not a hard task, as she mostly feels like death.
At the Yacht Club, they leave the car with a valet and follow arrows leading them along. “Bradlee Wedding,” the signs say, as if Flick’s marrying herself.
On the back lawn, greeters show them to a cluster of white chairs facing the harbor. Evan takes Bess’s hand and together they make their way toward the front. The ground is soggy but the rain has stopped. They find two seats on the aisle, four rows back. Soon Bess’s father joins them, sitting to Bess’s left. Dudley doesn’t notice the hand-holding. Or if he does, he doesn’t bother with his patented disapproving look.
Bess admires the setup, which is simple for two people with such vast sums of cash. The only decorations are the white chairs, the green lawn, and the harbor before them. There’s not even any sort of trellis or altar. Just a minister with a piece of paper, Felicia and her almost-husband Steven, plus Palmer and some dude for witnesses. The sole flower arrangement is Flick’s bouquet of Cliff House roses, which Palmer now holds.
Aunt Polly and Uncle Vince sit a few rows up, crying and beaming both. Who wouldn’t be proud of Felicia Bradlee? Bess is proud and she had nothing to do with her.
Soon Felicia and Steven are exchanging humorous, loving vows. They didn’t write their own—who has time for that—but they’re not afraid to bastardize the usual ones. There’s a lot of laughter at this wedding, and Bess suspects there will be a lot of laughter in the marriage, too. In between all the cursing about convertible debt offerings and pricing on secondaries.
Throughout the ceremony Palmer stands behind her sister, a foot shorter but with shoulders and spine so erect she looks strong enough to carry the world. Most of the guys in the audience are watching her, not Felicia. Most of the women are, too. When Bess steals a peek at Evan, she’s surprised to see him focused firmly on the couple, the corners of his eyes crinkling as if he’s looking into the sun.
Bess smiles to herself. In the week at Cliff House: the happiest and saddest she’s been in years. Forget what’s going on now or any single moms named Grace. Sleeping with that creep of a French teacher was a damned shrewd move. De Leudeville was okay, sexually speaking, not that Bess knew much about it. But it got her expelled, which was the goal after her prior attempt at a Bartles & Jaymes smuggling operation earned nothing but a warning.
“Why do you keep doing such stupid things?” Palmer had cried, after Bess’s mistakes began to pile up: the Bartles & Jaymes incident, the French teacher dalliance, the noticeable decline in grades. “It’s not like you!”
No, it wasn’t. But Bess was “thinking outside the box.”
“Are you taking drugs? I don’t get it at all!”
Palmer had been too na?ve and pure-minded to puzzle over the timing of Bess’s “acting up,” too sweet to think it might involve her, even though it very much did.
At Choate, Bess had dated Gordon Granholm for a year (a year!) and was madly in love and emoting in a way Bess Codman never did. Finally, Bess fit in at that school. All because of a guy named Gordon.
There’s no explanation for teenaged tastes but love him Bess did, up until what she thought of as the Great Humiliation. First Gordon tried to feel up Palmer at a dance (boobs, twice), news that gushed through their hall like a tsunami. Then he went on to declare his love for her following a rousing 23–21 overtime football win against Deerfield.
After this second transgression, Palmer (ever honest, ever true) gave Gordon a proper upbraiding and promptly told Bess that her boyfriend was a scoundrel of the lowest order. Bess dumped him, and told people why, and in the end her stock went down, same as his. Only Palmer Bradlee came out of it ever more glowing and sublime. She did the right thing, but Bess was sixteen and brokenhearted and it was very hard not to hate her.