“Fuck knows,” said the deep voice, “but I ain’t waiting no more.”
I gave them five more minutes of kissing and fuck knows what else. I was stunned to realize one of the guys at the gym was gay. I racked my brain trying to think of whose voice it could be. After five minutes of freezing my arse off, I didn’t give a shit. When both their breathing became labored and belt buckles jangled as they were removed, I decided that enough was enough. Coughing conspicuously, I figured the polite thing to do was give them five minutes to leave.
“What was that?”
“Shit,” the deeper voice answered as they scrambled to dress.
“Go. I’ll call you later.” They kissed briefly, and I heard one of them leave. “Okay. You can come out now.” As soon as he said it, I knew who it was. Walking around the lockers, I confirmed my suspicions.
“Hey, Liam,” I said with a nod.
“Bit cold are we?” he asked.
“Freezing my feckin’ balls off actually. Speaking of which, Danny will have yours off if he catches you sneaking someone in here again.”
“Fair enough,” he replied. “Look, Con, what you heard…” He started to explain, but he was searching for words to tell me what I already knew.
“I take it you’re gay then,” I told him.
“I guess,” he replied.
“You ever checking me out or thinking about me naked?” I asked him. He smiled at me in response and shook his head.
“You’re not my type,” he replied.
“Fuck you. I’m everybody’s type,” I answered with a smile. “As long as you ain’t doing either of those things, me and you don’t have a problem.”
He nodded at me but still looked tense.
“You’ll keep it to yourself?” he asked me. Scraping my hand over my unshaven chin thoughtfully, I leveled with him.
“Look mate, I’ll be honest. I’m not keeping secrets from my wife. That being said, Em would take them to the grave.”
He nodded in acknowledgment, and I watched the relief wash over his face as I promised to keep quiet.
“Seeing as we’re getting everything out in the open at last,” I said to him as his nervousness came back. “Who’s your new boyfriend?”
“Mind your own business,” he told me with a wry grin.
Chapter 5
“Why the fuck are we looking at this shithole, Con?” Tommy asked me, as he climbed out of Liam’s truck. Kieran and I already stood in front of a run-down old house. The windows were mostly cracked, and the small front garden was so overgrown with weeds that you’d need a flame thrower to actually get inside the place.
“It’s not a shithole, arsehat,” I said defensively. Tommy kicked at the rotten fence and his foot went straight through it.
“I beg to fucking differ,” he argued back with a smirk. I frowned at him menacingly and, as usual, he ignored me. He never did have any sense of self-preservation. “It’s probably full of druggies and squatters,” he added.
“Will you shut the fuck up?” I said, angry that he was pissing all over my great idea. “I want to buy it for me and Em to live in.”
Like some kind of comedy duo, he and Liam tilted their heads to the right, obviously trying to picture it as habitable. “I guess professional boxing doesn’t pay as well as I thought,” muttered Tommy. I sighed deeply, reminding myself that Em didn’t like it when I gave Tommy a slap. Even if he deserved it.
“I know it looks a bit banged up, but the houses around all look well-kept. It’s in a nice street, close to the gym, and there’s a good school nearby.”
“Why do you care about schools?” Liam asked.
“Shit, wait. Is Em pregnant?” Tommy chimed.
“What? No!” I added, as they bantered.
“Can you imagine how big their fuckin’ kid will be!” Tommy said, ignoring me. Kieran didn’t reply. He was too busy laughing at Tommy pushing my buttons.
“Right, that’s it!” I announced, as I lunged for Tommy. “No one makes fun of my kid.” The slippery little fucker dodged out of my way and hid behind Liam.
“So Em is pregnant then?” Liam asked, seriously.
“No.” I sighed. There was a bit of me that couldn’t wait to see her belly rounded with my child. It was too early yet though. “I just meant that it’s a good place to call home, and there’s a nice school nearby, if and when we do have a kid.”
“Can you afford it?” Kier asked looking at the sales particulars I’d given him.
“It’ll take everything we’ve got saved, but it’ll be ours outright. There’s no way either of us will get a mortgage for a long time, and it’s cheaper than anything else I’ve found ’cause it’s a repossession.”
“Why’s it so banged up?” Liam asked.
“Apparently the old owner didn’t like the idea of the bank taking his house, and he fucked the whole place over with a baseball bat. Inside is worse than the outside.” They all looked horrified, like that could even be possible.