“I hope our stuff gets here tonight,” I said. Vivi and I had packed only enough clothes for a couple of days.
The fear that I had perhaps kidnapped my child rippled through me. An image of an AMBER Alert ran through my mind. But no, I was sure James would be too busy with Edie Fitzgerald to notice that we were gone.
“Me, too,” Vivi said. “I can’t wait to give Gransley all the stuff we got her!”
I nodded. “She’d better be able to fit into it.” I could not tolerate it when women got older and started putting on weight and blamed it on their metabolism. Um, yeah. Your metabolism changed. So eat less. Work out more.
Vivi shot me a look. “Mom, I’m not sure you can talk right now.”
I put one hand on my hip as I walked toward the door. Yes. The door. Which you could see from the gate. It was kind of hilarious. “Excuse me. I am growing your brother or sister. I am still in size two maternity clothes, I’ll have you know.” But honestly, being pregnant was the only time I didn’t obsess about my weight. I wanted my baby to be healthy even more than I wanted to be sample-size thin. That was really saying something.
We walked out into the sunny day, and you could almost taste the salt in the air. The humidity wrapped around me and clung to my skin like a toddler who didn’t want to be left at preschool.
I pulled out my phone and hit the Uber app. Something I’d never seen popped up on the screen: Uber not available in your area. I toggled back to the home screen and tried again.
“What is this?” I asked, genuinely stunned.
Vivi took the phone from me. She rolled her eyes. “Mom, seriously? It means they don’t have Uber here.”
I looked around the desolate parking lot. I racked my brain. I couldn’t ever remember seeing a cab around here in that lost half-year I had whittled away in Peachtree. “OK,” I said. “We can call Gransley, but she lives like half an hour from here.” I remembered seeing a customer service desk inside. They’d know what to do.
As I turned to walk back inside, Vivi squealed, “Gransley!”
I was about to say, “Gransley will take forever to get here.” But when I turned, there she was, running to my daughter.
She wrapped her up in her arms and said, “Oh, Vivi! You are so grown-up and so gorgeous!” She kissed both of Vivi’s cheeks, held on to her shoulder, and said, “Let me look at you. How have you turned from eleven to eighteen in the two months since I last saw you?” She squeezed her again.
Then she lifted her very stylish, I must admit, sunglasses and said, “You look absolutely beautiful, my girl.”
I smiled. That was always a nice thing to hear. She hugged me and then put her hands on my stomach. “You are looking well, too, grandchild.”
“Hi, Mom. Thanks for letting us come in our time of need.” I smiled pitifully.
“Chin up, darling. You’re in Peachtree now. This is where people come to heal.” She pulled her glasses down her nose. “Trust me, I know.”
Um. Yeah. Sure. I could tell she had really healed. The woman hadn’t been on a date in sixteen years. That was real moving-on type stuff.
She put her arms around Vivi and me and said, “All right, girls. Let’s get you home so I can show you off!”
We dropped our bags in the back of her SUV and slid into the backseat.
“Am I your chauffeur now?”
Vivi and I looked at each other and laughed. “Just habit, Mom. Sorry. But I’m such a whale. Can I stay back here?”
She waved her arm at me and started the car.
“Mom,” I said, looking out the window. I had forgotten how empty it was here. I mean, yeah, there were a few cars on the highway, but how could a place be so unpopulated? It felt like an undiscovered colony. “Your arms look amazing.”
“Do they?” she asked.
“You know they do,” I responded.
“When someone sends you an e-mail every day with a new arm workout and an entire case of cellulite-reducing cream that costs more per tube than most people’s car payment, you get the hint.”
I smiled. Subtlety might not have been my strong point. But I got results. Her arms looked terrific. I was happy. She was happy. It was a win-win.
“Mom,” Vivi scolded. “Why would you do that to Gransley?”
I patted her leg. “It was a gift, darling. A well-intentioned gift.” I paused. “And Mom, you look amazing. Like seriously awesome.”
“Yes,” she said, looking over her shoulder to change lanes. “I also received your e-mail about my slowing metabolism and how I needed to cut all carbs and sugar.”
Vivi looked at me, mouth open.
“Oh, what?” I hissed at her. “Like this surprises you?”
“Not with other people but with your own mother?” she whispered.
“Well,” I piped up, “you won’t get cancer, and you’ll live a long time, too. So wasn’t that nice? I’m worried about your health. You should be grateful.”
“Thank goodness,” she said. “Because I am quite elderly.”
We passed a shopping center, and Mom said, “Girls, do you need anything before we get to Peachtree? This is the last specialty shopping enclave.”
“You have a Vitamix, right?” I asked.
“And some sort of gluten-free flour?” Vivi chimed in. “I’ve really gotten into baking lately.”
Mom hit her blinker. I could see her shaking her head.
“What?” Vivi asked.
“Nothing,” she said. “I’ve never met an eleven-year-old quite like you.”
“Gransley.” Vivi sighed. “Do you understand how inflammatory wheat can be?”
Mom pulled into a parking spot and rested her head on the steering wheel.
“What?” It was my turn to ask.
“You girls are going to be the death of me.”
What used to be a standard strip mall had been completely renovated with a new fa?ade that made it look vintage and almost charming, which was no small feat. It contained a kitchen store, a health-food store, a women’s shop, a gift shop, and a baby store, which would be good to remember down the road. I walked into the brightly lit kitchen store, where a woman was whipping up something on a small stove in the middle of the room while people gathered around to watch.
I ended up filling my cart with a Baby Brezza for making baby food, two Vitamixes, one for the main house and one for the guesthouse, an entire set of All-Clad, every Calphalon baking pan known to man, a set of Wüsthof knives, a KitchenAid mixer, a Hurom juicer, a Crock-Pot that I would never use, a toaster that I would really never use, eleven containers of soap, and sixteen bottles of cleaning spray that were organically antibacterial. Charge it to James Beaumont, please, and thank you very much.
It would have made me feel even better if I thought he would see the credit-card bill. But we had made a pact long, long ago that the accountant paid my bills, and we didn’t discuss them. It was better for our marriage. That had worked like a charm, obviously.
About the time I was done, Mom and Vivi appeared, weighted down with bags from the health-food store next door.