Real Dirty (Real Dirty #1)

“Don’t lecture me about drinking. It’s not like I haven’t watched you do it too.”

I try the door, but obviously, it’s locked. I jam my hand into my purse and feel around for my keys, but apparently I take too long.

“For the love of God, woman, let me do it or we’ll be out here all night.”

I snap my head around to glare at him. “You can go anytime.”

“Like I’m going to leave you alone in the dark in this neighborhood. I didn’t go through all this trouble to get you home in one piece to leave you out here to fend for yourself.”

“I’m perfectly capable of taking care of myself. No one has bothered to give a shit about me up to this point, and I turned out just fine.”

I don’t think about how pathetic my statement is because I’m too worried about digging through my purse. I shake the bag and hear the keys jingle, but for some reason, I can’t put my fingers on them.

Boone snatches the purse from me and produces them in a moment. He shoves them one by one in the door until it opens, and follows me inside.

“What are you doing?” I hear the rustle of Esteban in his cage, but he says nothing, so I assume the parrot is too tired to care.

Boone pulls the door shut and it locks behind him.

“Why are you still here?” I keep my voice hushed just in case Esteban isn’t completely asleep. My question doesn’t come out very friendly, but I cut myself some slack because I’m worried not only about waking up a parrot, but also trying to send my body the message that we don’t like Boone Thrasher and my nipples need to calm down.

My body is still not getting the memo.

“I’m here to make sure you don’t break your neck getting upstairs. Come on, wild thing. Let’s put you to bed so I can find mine.”

An image of a half-naked Boone Thrasher laying me down on my old blue quilt, pressing his hard, hot body into mine as he makes me forget the complete shitstorm of my life for a few hours, has my mouth watering.

Sweet baby Jesus. I want him.

Stop, Ripley.

Heat burns low in my belly, and I’m terrified of what I might do if I don’t toss my ass in a cold shower.

“I’m fine.” I spin around and stride toward the light switch.

Except in my drunken state, my coordination isn’t nearly as good as it is in my head, and once again, I find myself pressed up against Boone’s bare chest.

This is so unfair. How am I supposed to hate him when he smells so good, and I could just open my mouth and take a little lick and find out if he tastes as good as he smells . . .

Oh my God. I need to stop. Now.

But the dark scruff on his chin brushes my cheek as he lowers his head to speak, and I’m caught up again.

“Just let me help you. Consider it my good deed for the day, and I’ll get out of your life.”

My brain protests that we don’t want him to leave because we’d rather climb him. Why am I using the royal “we”? I really am drunk. Maybe that’s why he’s being so un-assholish.

“Why aren’t you being an ass*ole?” The question pops out of my mouth because apparently I decided I needed an answer to it.

Boone’s chest—still bare and emanating with a scent that makes my pheromones lose their ever-loving shit—shakes with a burst of laughter. The vibrations ripple down my body, settling between my legs before traveling all the way to the soles of my boots.

He lifts his head. “Sugar, if you could read my mind right now, you’d know it’s taking everything I’ve got not to be an ass*ole.”

I look up and meet those brilliant blue eyes. How can they be soft and burning at the same time?

“What do you mean?”

The heat overwhelms the softness, and it flashes through me like the vibrations, centering right on my clit. A second later, Boone clears his throat, snuffs out the fire, and sets me away from him like I just told him I had a mild case of genital warts. Which, for the record, I do not have. Mild or otherwise.

“Your place is upstairs?” His tone turns gruff, and I suddenly feel like the stupid drunk girl who needs to shut her mouth.

“Yeah, but you don’t need to go any further. I got this.”

Instead of letting me walk away, Boone growls and I find myself upside down, flung over his shoulder as he flips on the light for the back stairway.

“What the hell are you—”

“Saving us both from making a huge mistake. Now, stop moving before I drop your ass.”

What mistake? Wait, does he mean . . . The threat of being dropped stills my struggles the rest of the way up the stairs, but my mind spins.

Stop, Rip. Just stop thinking completely.

When we get to the door at the top, Boone grabs the handle at the same moment I tell him, “It’s locked. It’s the black key.”

With a grunt, he palms the keys and jams the black one into the single lock on the door.

“You don’t even have a dead bolt. How the hell is that safe?” Inside the apartment, he lowers me to my feet but keeps glaring at the door. “You need a dead bolt. One kick and that door is toast, and you’re at the mercy of anyone who breaks in.”

More streaks of heat flash through my body at his concern.

When is the last time someone worried about me? Why is that such a turn-on? Oh my God, I need to get him out of here before I make a huge mistake.

I hit the switch, and a dim glow fills the living room and kitchen area. The spare bedroom is on the right, and my room is on the left. My earlier vision of him pressing me into the quilt comes back as my gaze sticks on the hard ridges of his pecs before skipping down his abs.

I have to get him out of here. My anti-celebrity barriers are falling with every indication that he might actually be a decent human being—with a little help from his insane body. I don’t care if that makes me shallow, because I don’t know any woman who wouldn’t drool over that six-pack. Or, wait, is that an eight-pack?

In the midst of counting his abs—like an idiot, I might add—I remind myself that he just got dumped by his girlfriend in a spectacularly public fashion. And yet . . . he didn’t say a bad word about her in that press conference that I watched along with everyone else in this town.

So what? That doesn’t mean he’s any different from the rest of them.

Boone turns and I get a view of his back. Sweet Jesus. Not. Fair. Those broad shoulders stretched his T-shirt with perfection, and they look even better without it.

He walks toward the door, presumably planning to leave and never come back. This would make the Ripley of an hour ago completely happy, but the Ripley of right now has a panicky feeling in her chest and the distinct impression that she’s about to lose her one chance at something amazing.

If I were sober, the idea never would have crossed my mind, but after who knows how much Crown in my Coke and the fact that Boone’s body is enough to make anyone lose their good sense, I mumble something.

He stops five feet from the door. “What did you say?”

Oh God, maybe this is a terrible plan. Abort mission.