“I’m not an E?ian, of course,” Dudley said after a long pause. “But my son is.”
An E?ian! This was too good. For a minute Edward forgot that he was dying and marrying off his best friend as some kind of political strategy. “What creature does he become?”
Dudley reddened. “He spends his days as a . . .” His lips moved as he tried to form the right word, but he failed.
Edward leaned forward. “Yes?”
Dudley struggled to get the words out. “He’s a . . . every day he . . . he . . .”
“Come on, man!” Edward urged. “Speak!”
Dudley wet his lips. “He’s a . . . member of the equine species.”
“He’s a what?”
“A steed, Your Majesty.”
“A steed?”
“A . . . horse.”
Edward fell back, open mouthed for a few seconds. “A horse. Your son spends his days as a horse,” he repeated, just to be sure he’d got it right.
Dudley nodded miserably.
“No wonder I haven’t seen him in court. I’d almost forgotten you had another son besides Stan! Didn’t you tell us that your other son was a half-wit, and that’s why you deemed him inappropriate to appear in social settings?”
“We thought anything was better than the truth,” Dudley admitted.
Edward scooped a blackberry off the table and ate it. “When did this happen? How did it happen?”
“Six years ago,” Dudley answered. “I don’t know how. One moment he was a boy of thirteen, throwing a bit of a tantrum. The next he was a . . .” He didn’t say the word again. “I do believe that he’d be a good match for Jane, Sire, and not simply because he’s my son. He’s a solid boy—excellent bone structure, able-bodied, reasonably intelligent, certainly not a half-wit, anyway—and obedient enough to suit our purposes.”
Edward considered this for a few minutes. Jane loved all things E?ian. She wouldn’t have a problem with marrying one. But . . .
“He spends every single day as a horse?” Edward asked.
“Every day. From sunrise to sundown.”
“He can’t control his change?”
Dudley glanced at the far wall, which bore a large portrait of Henry VIII, and Edward realized how foolish he sounded. His father had never been able to control his lion form. The anger would take him and then the fangs would come out, literally, and he would remain a lion until his anger abated, which often took hours. Sometimes even days. It had always been uncomfortable to watch. Especially when the king decided to use somebody as a chew toy.
“All right, so he can’t control it,” Edward acquiesced. “But that would mean that Jane would only have a husband by night. What kind of marriage would that be?”
“Some people would prefer such an arrangement. I know my life would be a lot simpler if I only had to attend to my wife in the hours between dusk and dawn,” said Dudley with a weak laugh.
It would hardly be like having a marriage at all, thought Edward. But for someone like Jane, such a marriage could afford her a sense of privacy and the independence she was accustomed to.
It could be ideal.
“Is he handsome?” he asked. Dudley’s other son, Stan, had suffered the misfortune of inheriting his father’s eagle nose. Edward hated the idea of marrying Jane off to that nose.
Dudley’s thin lips tightened. “Gifford is a bit too easy on the eye for his own good, I’m afraid. He tends to attract . . . attention from the ladies.”
Jealousy pricked at Edward. He gazed up once more at the portrait of his father. He resembled Henry; he knew that. They had the same reddish-gold hair and the same straight, majestic nose, the same gray eyes, bracketed by the same smallish ears. Edward had been considered handsome once, but now he was thin and pale, washed out from his bout with the illness.
“ . . . but he will be faithful, of that I can assure you,” Dudley was blathering on. “And when he and Jane produce a son, you will have your E?ian heir. Problem solved.”
Just like that. Problem solved.
Edward rubbed his forehead. “And when should this wedding take place?”
“Saturday, I think,” answered Dudley. “Assuming you approve of the match.”
Edward had a coughing fit.
It was Monday now.
“That soon?” he wheezed when he could breathe again.
“The sooner the better,” Dudley said. “We need an heir.”
Right. Edward cleared his throat. “Very well, then. I approve the match. But Saturday . . .” That seemed awfully soon. “I don’t even know what my schedule looks like on Saturday. I’ll need to consult—”
“I’ve already checked, Your Majesty. You’re free. Besides, the ceremony must take place after sundown,” added Dudley.
“Right. Because in the daytime, he’s . . .” Edward made a faint whinnying noise.