My Lady Jane

It matters not. What was that supposed to mean? That she knew about it and it was of no concern to her? Or she didn’t know, and it wouldn’t matter just as long as she repeated her vows before sunup?

Billingsly met G near the side entrance of the great estate.

“Your overcoat, my lord. I have your horse waiting to take you to your . . . dalliances.”

G rolled his eyes. Every time Billingsly used the code word dalliances, it sounded so suspicious. Maybe he should have come up with a different word. And yet, dalliances had a certain cadence to it. If he thought about it hard enough, he was sure he could incorporate it into his performance tonight.

Dalliances. Dalliances. What rhymed with dalliances? G concentrated as he put his left foot into the stirrup and hoisted himself onto the back of his horse, Westley. Valients . . . es? Balances?

He was lost inside his own head, searching for rhymes, when Stan passed him on his way down the road from the castle.

“Brother,” Stan said by way of greeting.

When G had asked Stan to call him G instead of Gifford, Stan had resorted to calling him the even more generic “brother.”

“Good evening, Stan,” G said.

“Where are you off to?”

G’s heart rate increased. His brother was rarely curious about G’s comings and goings. Maybe Stan knew about the wedding, which would give G more consequence in Stan’s mind. Or maybe he was just making small talk. Either way, the scrutiny wasn’t welcome.

“Um . . . I’m off to . . . dalliant.”

Stan tilted his head.

“To do the dalliant. To be dalliant.” God’s teeth. He’d never really investigated how to use the word, and the only times he’d heard it uttered were in the form of one or both of his parents saying something like, “There he goes again. That boy and his many dalliances . . .”

“I have plans,” G said. “That may or may not involve dalliancing.”

Stan nodded. “Perhaps it will be a redheaded girl this time. A short one. With brown eyes. Would you fancy a girl like that?”

“I’m not generally picky,” G answered cautiously. “It’s just a dalliance, after all.”

“Right. Well, carry on.”

“Thank you,” G said. “Good night, Stan.”

He put his head down and urged his horse into a smooth canter. At this point, he could not afford any more distractions or impediments. He held his lantern as steady as he could, but he didn’t need much light for this journey. It was simply a turn to the right, then to the left, then two rights, then a slight right, then a hairpin left, then up the hill, then over the bridge, then a sharp left, and you were there. G could’ve done it with his eyes closed.

By the time G tied his horse outside the Shark’s Fin Inn, the moon was high. He could already hear the raucous crowd inside cheering and hissing and shouting oaths and clanging goblets. He checked in with the barkeep, signing his name as John Billingsly, and then took a stool at a table with four other men, who had clearly already downed multiple flagons of ale.

“Back again for more, are ye?” said the man with the bushiest beard.

G ignored him and placed his hand over his vest pocket, feeling for his latest work, “The Ecstasy of Eating Greenery.” Then he reached down and felt for the dagger at his hip.

Public poetry readings were known to be a rough business, especially when presenting new material. A man could lose a lot more than just his pride.





FOUR


Edward

When you were dying, Edward quickly discovered, people would let you do pretty much whatever you wanted. So he made some new unofficial decrees:

1. The king was allowed to sleep in as long as he wished.

2. The king no longer had to wear seven layers of elaborate, jewel-encrusted clothing. Or silly hats with feathers. Or pants that resembled pumpkins. Or tights. From now on, unless it was a special occasion, he was fine in just a simple shirt and trousers.

3. Dessert was to be served first. Blackberry pie, preferably. With whipped cream.

4. The king would no longer be taking part in any more dreary studies. His fine tutors had filled his head with enough history, politics and philosophy to last him two lifetimes, and as he was unlikely to get even half of one lifetime, there was no more need for study. No more lessons, he decided. No more books. No more tutors’ dirty looks.

5. The king was now going to reside in the top of the southeast turret, where he could sit in the window ledge and gaze out at the river for as long as he liked.

6. No one at court would be allowed to say the following words or phrases: affliction, illness, malady, sickness, disease, disorder, ailment, infirmity, convalescence, indisposition, malaise, plight, plague, poor health, failing health, what’s going around, or your condition. Most of all, no one was allowed to say the word dying.

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