“We should get going,” Edward said.
(Now, we, as narrators, feel the need to inform you, dear reader, that we do not know how Edward always managed to thwart kisses. All we do know is that it was a gift he demonstrated throughout his life, most notably when his third cousin the Lady Dalrymple of Cheshire was about to kiss her new husband over their wedding altar, just after the priest pronounced them man and wife, and Edward stepped forward from his place of honor by the priest and said, “I hate to interrupt, but I thought now would be an excellent time to remind the wedding party not to throw rice, on account of the fact that birds, even kestrels, can choke on it.”)
Back to the scene at hand. Edward said to G and Jane, “Now we must get to the White Tower. And Mary.”
They all turned toward the huge stone structure that stood in the exact center of the Tower of London. The White Tower—the most ancient and well fortified of the castle buildings. Where Mary would be sitting on Edward’s throne.
“Did you bring the swords?” Edward asked G.
G ran back to the other side of the gate and tried to act like he hadn’t just left the swords sitting there. Jane kept her frying pan, but G and Edward each took a sword.
They were coming into the Tower of London as thieves in the night, and G was struck by the difference from the last time, when Jane was to be crowned queen, with royal guards escorting them in ceremony and deference. But before they could even start toward the White Tower, three more figures blocked the way. The first was a man G didn’t know. The second was G’s brother, Stan. The third was the owner of one giant eagle nose.
Edward raised his sword immediately. “Bash,” he said.
“I’m sorry, what?” G was confused.
Edward tilted his head to indicate the first man with the sword. “That’s Bash, the weapons master. He taught me everything I know about swordplay.”
“Oh, excellent,” G said faintly. “Bash. Is that short for something?”
The man called Bash just glowered at them and dropped into a fighting stance. G moved in front of Jane and held his arm across her, feeling the urge to protect her, although he knew when it came down to it, there’d be no stopping her.
Dudley sneered at them. “How quaint. A sickly boy, a useless man-horse, and a girl. This should be easy.”
G had to admit his father had a point. Perhaps Edward could compete with Bash, but there was no way G could take on both Stan and his father.
“John Dudley,” spat out Edward. “You treacherous snake. You are a traitor to your country and your king. I will see your head on a pike.”
Bash made an offensive move—“Watch out!” Jane cried—and Edward reacted quickly. He lunged toward Bash as if he’d been waiting his whole life to duel the fencing master. The two of them almost danced to and fro, their swords flashing in the moonlight. Edward looked brilliant in G’s opinion—strong and quick on his feet. He fought like the king he was.
G turned to his brother, who lifted his own impressive blade.
“Stan,” G entreated. “Come to your senses. The king is alive. This will all come down to two sides: the righteous and the imposters. Right now, you stand with the latter.”
Stan’s sword wobbled, and he glanced sideways at his father.
“You’re wrong,” Lord Dudley said. “You’ve always been a fool.”
“The fool thinks he is wise,” G retorted. “But the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
That was a great line, he thought. He tried to remember where he’d stashed the quill and paper.
His father looked annoyed. He cleared his throat. “Whatever. Bash will dispatch the boy, and we all know that you’re no skilled swordsman.”
Everyone glanced at Edward and Bash. The weapons master was, at the moment, on the offensive. Edward retreated gracefully behind a tree to buy himself some time and rest before he began his own offense. But for the moment, it appeared that Bash had the upper hand.
“You see, Gifford?” his father crowed. “You see how your king cowers?”
“Edward does not cower!” Jane banged her frying pan against her hand. Stan and Dudley didn’t seem impressed by her threatening display, but G knew she’d fight them, too, if it came to that. Though his wife was little, she was fierce.
Bash advanced, and Edward continued to retreat. Advance. Retreat. Advance. But just as Bash looked ready to deliver a stunning blow, Edward’s feet flicked and he was out from behind the tree and driving his opponent backward.
“Unexpected, yes?” Edward said, breathing hard. “Just like you taught me.”
Jane whooped in a way that would have seemed unladylike if anyone had been paying proper attention.