“You think so?” I stared around my bedroom and thought for a second. This was the one room in my apartment that David and I had never really spent much time in. I lay back on my bed and sighed. “I was an idiot, wasn’t I. I should have just had sex with him. I’m sure it would have been amazing. Maybe we’d still be together now.” I felt odd saying the words, as if I were playing a part in a play. You’ve been watching too many movies, Bianca, I thought to myself.
“Don’t blame yourself, Bianca. It’s not your fault. Maybe this is what he needed, to see how much you mean to him. Maybe he’ll be all romantic now. What if he takes you on a surprise trip to Paris or something? Wouldn’t that be cool?”
“You think he’d really do that?”
“Who knows?” Rosie laughed. “Hey, hold on. I just got a package from a new and very cute delivery guy.”
“Okay.” I laughed and sat back up, still looking through my e-mails for the deleted messages from Matt. I wanted to get away from the conversation about David.
I should have known from his screen name that he was going to be an asshole. I mean, Knight in Shining Armani? Only a pompous asshole would choose such a name.
“Thank you, Billy.” I heard Rosie speaking to the delivery guy and ripping open her new package.
I smiled to myself as I imagined her decimating the package so she could find out what was inside as quickly as possible. She’d always been impatient when opening packages and presents. I only hoped she treated any packages she received from me with more care. I stared at the plastic bag on my night desk and wondered if I was making the right decision to entrust her with my papers.
“Oh my God, are you there, Bianca?” Rosie’s voice was jittery and excited.
“Yeah, why?”
“Someone just sent me a present.”
“Ooh, what did they send?”
“A Tiffany’s bracelet and a note.” Her voice was growing louder with excitement.
“What does it say?” I asked casually as my stomach flip-flopped.
“It says ‘My dearest Rosie, you don’t know me yet, but I very much want to know you. Accept this gift as a token of my friendship.’ ” She paused. “And that’s it.”
“Who’s it from?”
“I don’t know.” Her voice was low. “I wonder if it’s Joe from accounting. I’ve seen him giving me a few rather obvious admiring stares recently, ever since I got those blond highlights.”
“But you know Joe. Wouldn’t it say ‘You don’t know my intentions yet’ as opposed to ‘You don’t know me yet’?”
“Who knows? Maybe he’s slow or didn’t think it through properly.” She laughed. “Who cares? I just got a bracelet from Tiffany’s.”
“I can’t wait to see it tonight.” I was slightly envious. No one was sending me gifts from Tiffany’s. Not even David, who might or might not be trying to woo me back. I thought back to my own, more ominous note and wondered if there was a connection.
“I can’t wait to show it off.” Rosie’s squeal interrupted my thoughts.
“Okay, I have the e-mails open. Are you ready to hear the craziness?”
“Yes, let me hear.”
“ ‘Dear CreativeGirlNYC, Have you ever been to Rome? It’s such a romantic city that I would love to fly you there in my private jet. I’d like to take you to the Trevi Fountain and Spanish Steps. Then we can share pasta and drink wine as we gaze into each other’s eyes. KnightInShiningArmani.’ ”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“It’s weird. He knows my name is Bianca, and I know his name is Matt, so why doesn’t he use our real names? And, well, we’ve never met. It’s too much too soon.”
“He’s trying to sweep you off your feet.” Rosie sounded matter-of-fact.
“Well, listen to the e-mail he sent me last night. ‘Dear CreativeGirlNYC, I was very disappointed that you canceled our date and now won’t accept my calls. I’ve been waiting for us to meet for a long time. In fact, I’ve been counting down the days until I can make you mine. I feel that you are playing games with me, and I don’t appreciate it. If you are willing to meet me tonight, let me know.’ ”
“Wow, he’s persistent.”
“Then today, he just sent me another e-mail. ‘Answer me, Bianca. If you would like to meet for lunch we can still make it work. If not, it’s your loss.’ ”
“Wow. He does sound like a winner, doesn’t he?” Rosie exclaimed, and I nodded, though she couldn’t see me.
“Now you know why I won’t be dating online anymore.” I closed my laptop.
“We’ll find two hotties tonight and flirt the night away.”
“Sounds good to me.”
“You might finally get laid,” she said, and then giggled.
“Rosie!”
“Hey, I’m just being honest. A vibrator can only do so much.”
“I’ll see you tonight,” I groaned.
“Hey,” Rosie whispered into the phone as I picked it up.
“Hey back at ya.”
“Meet me at this new bar on the Upper West Side tonight. I’ve heard good things and want to check it out.”
“What’s it called?”
“Orange.”
“Okay. I’ll see you around six?”
“Yeah.” She paused. “Six sounds good.” Then she giggled; the noise sounded quite nervous, and I frowned into the phone.
“What’s so funny? Is there a reason why you chose this bar, Rosie?” My brain started ticking, and I took a gulp of water.
“I’ll tell you later,” she said hurriedly, and then hung up.