Last Bus to Wisdom

TO THIS DAY, that “room,” up where the hayloft in a barn would be, is engraved in me. Aunt Kate could call it what she wanted, but I had bounced around enough with my parents in makeshift quarters to recognize this as nothing more than the attic. Bare roofbeams and a sharply sloping underside of the roof and probably mice and spiders, the whole works.

 

The first thing to strike me in my shock was the frilly bedspread flowered with purple and orange blossoms the size of cabbages, instead of the cozy quilts Gram and I slept under every night of our lives, and pillows, pillows, pillows, the useless small square ones with tassels and gold fringe and sentiments stitched on such as IT TAKES TWO LOVEBIRDS TO COO. To give Aunt Kate the benefit of good intentions, which I was not about to do, I suppose all that was an attempt to camouflage the suspect bed, which I could tell from its ancient iron legs would skreek every time a person turned over. The rest of the furniture amounted to a cheap fiberboard dresser, a rickety straight-backed chair, and a bedstand holding a lamp with a stained shade. The remainder of the space was taken up by a sagging bookcase shelved with the unmistakable yellow spines of many years’ worth of National Geographics, and stacks of storage boxes labeled Xmas tree lights & curtain material and such.

 

A kind of concentrated Palookaville, in other words. But veteran of makeshift quarters that I was from life with Gram and my folks in construction camp circumstances, I could have put up with my so-called home for the summer but for one thing. “The thing on the wall,” I immediately thought of it as, and still do. That dimestore plaster-of-Paris wall plaque no kid old enough to be acquainted with death wants to have to see the last thing before the lights are put out, the pale kneeling boy in pajamas with his hands clasped and eyes closed perhaps forever, praying a prayer guaranteed to sabotage slumber:

 

 

Now I lay me down to sleep,

 

I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

 

If I should die before I wake

 

I pray the Lord my soul to take.

 

There could not have been a worse verse facing down on me with Gram somewhere between living and dying in a faraway hospital. That spine-chilling ode to death in the night, making it out to be no big deal as long as you got on your knees right before going to bed, unhinged me so badly that if someone had written it in the autograph book, I honestly believe I would have scissored it out.

 

As things were, I had trouble tearing my eyes away from the praying boy as Aunt Kate swirled around in the confined quarters, instructing me where to put things, while Herman stood well back out of the line of fire.

 

“There now,” she said when I was installed to her satisfaction, “and you know where the bathroom is.” Yeah, about a mile downstairs. “Kiss kiss.” She patted her cheek in a particular spot. I kissed Gram good night every bedtime, but only reluctantly put my lips to where I was ordered in these circumstances. Gram always returned the kiss, but Aunt Kate wasn’t about to. “Nighty-night, sleep tight,” and away she went, clumping down the stairs one by one. Kate Smith would not have left me with anything that babyish, I knew with a sinking heart, but at least Herman came through with “Have a good shut-eye” and another of those half-cockeyed man-to-man glances as he followed her into the stairwell.

 

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BUNKHOUSE VOCABULARY FAILED me as I undressed for bed, faced with endless nights ahead stuck up under the rafters like another piece of junk. I could have cried, and maybe should have, but instead, cold dismay welled in me. How did I land in this fix? More to the point, why? Did this whopper of a woman who was my last remaining relative after Gram hate me at first sight? Was I asking for it by showing up looking more like a stray hobo than the little gentleman she wanted me to be? What was I going to do all summer long, be kicked around in this household where the grown-ups bickered like magpies? Try as I might to think my way out of this tough situation, captive to an aunt who not only was not Kate Smith but thought I must be missing a part between my ears, the only advice I could find for myself was that bit whispered from those interrupted existences Gram kept in touch with. Hunch up and take it.

 

Everything churning in me that way, I lay there like the corpse promised in the thing on the wall if Manitowoc did me in before morning, until finally the exertions of the day caught up with me and I drowsed off.

 

Only to shoot awake at a tapping on the door and Herman’s hoarse whisper:

 

“Donny? Are you sleeping?”

 

“I guess not.”

 

“Good. I come in.”

 

Furtively he did so, closing the door without a sound and flipping the light on, grinning at me from ear to ear. “Soldier pachamas, I see,” he noted my undershirt when I sat up in bed wondering as a person will in that situation, Now what?