"I know! She's your brother's wife. Tell her to stop corrupting him."
"He'll be a professional poker player."
"That cake is going to melt the longer it's out here in the sun, you know." Opal walks up to us, her gait less steady than it used to be, and I take her arm.
"You're going to melt in the sun, too, Opal. I put a few chairs in the shade."
"Oh, stop fussing over me like I'm going to fall apart, Killian. You're worse than Bert." Opal finally married Bert, her former "booty call" two years ago – in Vegas, of course. She wore a Marilyn Monroe dress and Bert wore a lavender leisure suit.
"Man, it's warm today," Luke interrupts, walking up to us with little Steve on his hip. Stevie is almost two now, their youngest. Allison and Olivia, the older kids, are running around this place somewhere. "We should have done this at the restaurant."
"Oh, it's fine," Autumn says. "It's sunny and you know Chloe loves being outside. She wouldn't have wanted her birthday party in the restaurant anyhow."
Cupcakes and Cappuccinos no longer exists. Lily and I went into business with Luke and Autumn a few years ago and knocked down the walls between the bakery and the two other stores on the ground floor of the building – now, we're running a full-service restaurant (lunch and dinner, but we do weekend brunch) and bakery. Autumn is still making cider and she's supposed to start distributing nationally next year. The four of us argued for weeks about the name of the restaurant, but in the end we just wound up calling it West Bend Saints. It seemed fitting, a way of redeeming our family name somehow.
River walks up to us, hand in hand with Elias. "Lily, I saw Will streaking across the lawn in his underwear with a phone."
"He's really a fast runner," Elias notes. "You should get him doing track."
"Shit." Lily kisses me on the cheek and takes off through the crowd of people. "William Elijah Saint!"
"Where's Silas?" I ask. "I haven't seen him."
"Probably somewhere trying to knock up Tempest again," Elias says, and River smacks him on the arm. "What? We were all thinking it!"
"We probably should cut the cake before Will puts his face in it and Chloe decides we've embarrassed her enough that she disowns all of us."
"I don't know what's embarrassing about us," Elias says.
River rolls her eyes. "Yeah, there's totally nothing embarrassing about this family."
"Luke, make sure you wait until I wave to roll the gift up the lawn." I toss him the keys.
"Got it, man."
I make my way into the crowd until I reach the table with the birthday cake. From the side, I see Lily wrestling Will back into his shirt. Perfect timing. At least he has clothes on now. Most of them, anyway.
Whistling loudly, I call for everyone's attention. "Lily and Chloe, would you come up here, please?"
When Chloe gets to the front, she groans. "Dad, this is my sixteenth birthday party. If you do anything embarrassing, I'm totally going to kill you."
"If you kill me, you don't get your birthday present and trust me, you're going to want your present."
Chloe sighs loudly. "Mom would give it to me anyway."
"Mom doesn't know what I got you. This one's a surprise."
"What?" she squeals, suddenly giddy like she used to be when she was younger and not an angsty teen. "What did you get me?"
I whistle again as people finally start to quiet down. "Lily, get up here!"
Lily walks up the lawn, laughing as she heads toward us. "Killian, what the hell are you doing?"
"Probably embarrassing me, mom," Chloe says. "Tell him not to."
"Quiet down. I've got something to say!" I yell, pausing for a second. "Now, ten years ago, if you'd have told me I'd be married to the hottest girl in West Bend –"
Chloe groans. "Dad, gross."
"And that I'd have three awesome kids, I would have laughed. But nine years ago, this woman walked into my life, and she brought a kid with her. This kid was as funny and smart and smart-mouthed as her mother, and I fell head-over-heels for both of them."
I look at Chloe, who's blushing, and she puts her arm around my waist. "Da-ad."
"It seems like yesterday that this little girl was putting makeup on my face and forcing me to pretend to be a dragon." Aww, shit, I'm getting those damn allergies again. I blink a couple of times. "And now, she's sixteen and has her driver's license."
I hold my hand up as people applaud. "I'm saying that I'm proud as hell of this girl and who she's growing up to be. And I'm also warning you that she's going to be on the road now, in case you want to increase your auto insurance."
"Oh my God, dad."
"There's one other thing," I say, turning to her. "I figured you need something to drive."
"What? Are you serious? You said there was no way you were buying a new car, are you kidding me?" Chloe jumps up and down.
"It's not new, it's a fixer-upper. So we're going to have to work on it together." I wave at Luke and he drives the 1974 Bronco onto the lawn.