Joy Ride

“We tried. It drove us insane. At the show, they put the phone in a bucket on stage, then twenty seconds later, the phone rang in a box on an empty seat in the audience, and in that box was a fish and in that fish was the phone. After the show, we got on YouTube and looked up all the videos we could find of the fish in the phone. Every single one, I swear,” I say, recalling the plethora of search permutations we plied Google and YouTube with to find the answers. “Was it a real dead fish or a fake dead fish? Did they record the sound of the phone ringing and then play that back? We had to know. And we thought we could figure it out.”


“The mechanic and the doctor, after all,” she says, tucking a few windswept strands of hair behind her ear. “Please, please, please tell me how they made a cell phone ring from inside a fish. The answer has to be online somewhere. Did you find out?” She wobbles for a moment. I dart out a hand, curling it over her hip to steady her.

“Thank you. Darn sea legs.”

Nice legs. Gorgeous legs. Strong legs, I want to say. But I don’t. “You’d think the answer would be somewhere on the web. And we did unearth a few details here and there, but there was always some missing piece.”

“That’s how the Copperfield show was for me, too,” she says, shutting her eyes briefly and drawing a deep breath. She opens them. “You can make these logical conclusions about how he did a trick, and you can make assumptions, but then . . .”

I pick up the thread. “But when you get to the heart of the illusion—how he pulled it off—there are always some parts that will never make sense.”

“Maybe it’s a sign that we’re supposed to just enjoy magic shows more?”

“Or maybe our enjoyment comes in trying to figure it out.”

“I do like that part.” She smiles faintly, then she presses her fingertips against her temples. “I think I’m getting a headache.”

I furrow my brow. “You need something for it?”

She winces and closes her eyes again. When she opens them, she tips her forehead away from the water. “Mind if we go inside? I just want to sit down for a minute.”

“Let’s go,” I say. She walks ahead of me, slower than usual. Must be those sea legs.

When we reach the doorway to the interior of the ferry, she sways and shoots out an arm to grab the wall. I slide in instantly, wrapping my hands around her shoulders. “You okay?”

Her hand flutters to her forehead, but she doesn’t answer. I guide her over to the seats, and she plops down with far less grace than I’ve ever seen in her. “My head,” she moans as she drops her forehead into her hands and yanks out her hair-tie, letting the chocolate strands spill over her shoulders. “Everything is moving.”

Oh shit. I think I know what’s going on now. “Henley, do you get seasick?”

“I’ve never been on a ferry, remember?”

“Have you been on a cruise or a boat?”

“Not since I was a little kid. Remember? I like roads.”

“Me, too. But even so, I think you’re seasick.”

She raises her face. There’s a sheen of sweat on her forehead, and her skin is pale.

“Henley,” I say, genuinely worried.

“I think you’re right.”

“We’ll reach Staten Island soon. We’ll have to get off there and re-board,” I say, reminding her of the ferry rules. “But we’ll get on the next ferry back to Manhattan like we planned. Won’t be too long from now.”

“Okay,” she mumbles, then she leans closer to me, resting her head on my shoulder. She breathes softly, a sweet and mournful sound. I reach across and stroke her hair.

I tell myself I’m doing this for reasons other than sheer physical want.

I can say that because it’s the truth.

I love her hair, but more than that, I want her to feel well. That’s a strange little shift from the last few weeks when she’s most decidedly been on my Least Favorite People list.

I’m not sure which list she’s on now.

“Max,” she says, her voice a whisper. “I don’t think guys should wear tank tops.”

I laugh as I stroke her hair. “I don’t even own a tank top.”





16





“Sweetheart.”

A blond woman, her hair in a low ponytail and crinkles in the corners of her eyes, taps my shoulder. She holds the hand of a young boy, who has light locks, too.

“Yes?”

“Would you like something for your girlfriend’s seasickness?”

“Oh, she’s not my—”

Henley lifts her face off my shoulder and blinks at the woman. “Do you have something?” Her voice is weak. She’s been resting on me since we got back on the ferry after re-boarding in Staten Island.

“Dramamine. My son gets motion sickness, too. I keep it with me, just in case.”

“I’d love one,” she says, and holds out a palm to the woman.

“Take two,” the mom instructs, as she reaches into her big blue shoulder bag and grabs a box. She taps it against her palm and a few pills spill out. She hands a pair to Henley. “They’re chewable. They work best if you take them before you get on a boat, but they should help ease the symptoms some.”

Henley sighs deeply. “You’re a lifesaver.” She pops them in her mouth and chews.

“They taste yummy, don’t they?” the boy asks.

Henley nods with wide eyes. “Like I’m eating an orange.”

“I love them.”

His mom squeezes his shoulder. “Ben, they’re not candy.”

Then she turns back to Henley. “Seasickness is the pits. As soon as I saw your face out there on the deck, I had a feeling. The weird thing is you’re actually better off staring at a fixed point in the distance than sitting down. The fact that you were looking at the statue might have helped prevent it from being worse. Vomiting is no fun.”

A look of horror fills Henley’s eyes. “Lady Liberty was watching over me.”

“She was indeed. Feel better soon.”

“Thanks so much for stopping to help,” I say.

“Bye-bye,” the boy says, and they return to the deck.

Henley waves to their backs and says, “Yes, my non-boyfriend appreciates you very much.” She pats my thigh. “Good thing you clarified right away that I’m not your girlfriend.”

I roll my eyes. “I see the motion sickness hasn’t dampened your fire.”

“Why, of all the things you could say, would you say that first?”

I sink back in the chair, dragging a hand through my hair in frustration. “You’ve recovered quickly, haven’t you? You’re all piss and vinegar again,” I say, crossing my arms and wishing the Henley who’d rested her head on my shoulder was back. This is the Henley who hates me.

But wait—why the fuck do I want that sweet version of her to resurface? We’re enemies. We’re rivals, and whether she has motion sickness or not doesn’t change a thing.

“I’m more honey and cinnamon. And I’ll have you know I’m an excellent girlfriend.” She nudges me. “Want to know why?”

“I have a feeling you’re going to tell me.”

“One. I won’t ask my man to give up poker night with his friends. In fact, I’ll make you some of my amazing sandwiches and then make myself scarce so you can hang with the guys. Two. I don’t nag. Three. I’m super independent. Four. I believe in mutual respect, and five—” But there’s no five, because she slams her palm to her forehead and moans. “Oh God.”

I snap to attention, forgetting the current battle. “You okay, tiger?”

“My head hurts so much,” she says in a whimper. “Everything is spinning.”