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Clarke and I, pulses thin with nerves, trudged past warehouses and shipyards, past a harelipped Italian organ boy whose eyes followed us soulfully as he ground his instrument, past earnest geranium boxes tucked under begrimed windows, and finally entered Rotherhithe where it perched upon the edge of the Thames. A whaler, salt in his beard and a blue marine glint in his single eye, directed us to Elephant Lane and trudged away as we knocked at number twelve.
The door creaked open. Mrs. Grizzlehurst stood there, blinking—a dull woman with flat greyish hair and an overbite which rendered her resemblance to a rodent more profound than she might have ideally preferred. Bertha Grizzlehurst’s close-set eyes were amiable, however, and her dry lips even spasmed in a theoretical smile.
“I am Miss Rebecca Clarke and this is Miss Jane Steele,” Clarke introduced us.
No answer emerged.
“We’re looking for Mrs. Bertha Grizzlehurst?” I explained.
The woman who was probably Mrs. Grizzlehurst continued affably saying nothing.
The wind from the Thames scraped across our necks as I glanced worriedly at Clarke; we had made our way from the bridge through market gardens and occasional meadows, rejoicing as the stench of refuse faded and the aromas of maritime saline and humble beds of mint met our nostrils. Rotherhithe was actively being bullied by the metropolis, however; upon nearing the waterfront, the sunlight failed to reach the cobbles as the rickety buildings grew thicker and taller. Huge draught horses lugging wagons of timber passed, making us feel even tinier than we did already. I badly wanted a meal and a bed, and the same for Clarke.
“Your husband asked for our testimony regarding a recent murder,” Clarke attempted.
Mrs. Grizzlehurst’s smile spread towards her ears; this time she stepped back, and we followed.
The place was shabby, but so impeccably kept that no one could sneer at it; the hearthstone shone like a riverbed, and the irregular panes of glass fitted into the windows had been carefully cut, sparkling in a frenetic rainbow of tonic greens and medicinal ambers and bottle blues. The chimney leaked smoke in a friendly fashion, as if it wanted to join in the conversation, and a misshapen iron pot was just coming to the boil.
“Lodgings.” Mrs. Grizzlehurst jerked her head upwards; her voice proved harsh but friendly, like the buzzing of a bee.
“Excuse me?” I replied.
“Low rates, breakfast gratis. He’s only been gone these two days, has Mr. Buckle, but I’ve cleaned it plenty thorough.” Mrs. Grizzlehurst waved her knife at a narrow staircase, then dropped a coarsely chopped onion into the pot. A pair of lobsters from a basket followed, flailing against their demise as they were boiled alive.
Clarke and I ascended the staircase, confused but equally curious. There we found a half-height garret room complete with bed, pot, washbasin, and—wonder of wonders—a skylight through which the coral and violet sunset yet gleamed. My friend sucked in a happy breath.
“Might we—”
“I hope so,” I agreed instantly.
“But how will—”
“I’ve a plan,” I discovered.
Our hostess, when we returned downstairs, lifted a cleaver as she prepared to make two lobsters do for four bellies. In our absence, a skillet of roasted potatoes had appeared along with a cask of porter, two glasses already poured.
“Day after tomorrow,” Mrs. Grizzlehurst concluded, as if she had been conducting a conversation between her ears.
“Beg pardon?” Clarke requested.
“He’ll trade two nights for two accounts. You can start paying the day after tomorrow.”
Holding up my hands, I said, “We’ve only modest—”
“The room can’t be empty.” Gooseflesh sprang to life along Mrs. Grizzlehurst’s wiry arms. “You’ll pay the day after tomorrow.”
I took this to mean that the Grizzlehursts danced upon the lip of penury. My conscientious Clarke had just opened her mouth to explain our own lack of gainful occupation when Mr. Grizzlehurst burst through the door, booming exultations in great volleys.
“If I never see such a day for hexceptional sales, it ain’t my fault.” Laughing, Hugh Grizzlehurst showed teeth resembling indifferently worn pencils. “This young lady with the fey looks is a good homen, Bertha—a positivical homen, I tell you.”
His wife set out potatoes and a modest pat of butter.
“Is this the other heyewitness?” Mr. Grizzlehurst captured Clarke’s delicate hand, which I found myself irrationally resenting. “An ’onour, miss.”
“Likewise,” Clarke managed.
“Mr. Grizzlehurst,” I interjected, “I should like to propose that we lodge upstairs; in exchange, rather than pay you directly, I would assist you.”
A silence fell; our host’s twiglike masses of eyebrows descended.