Imprudence (The Custard Protocol #2)

Rue bent to look under the blanket at the casement. It was difficult to tell anything in the flickering shadows of a single boiler’s firebox.

Aggie interposed herself, crossed her arms over her chest, and leaned against the blanket, pinning it down.

Rue inhaled the musty scent of oil and soot. All in all, this was looking to be an extremely frustratingly evening. Molasses over vinegar, she reminded herself. This had been her tactic with Aggie from the beginning. The nicer she was, the more annoyed Aggie became. It was a minor sort of revenge, but it was all Rue had to fall back on.

“Very well, Miss Phinkerlington. But now I know of its existence, so you might as well carry on under more well-lit circumstances. Go to bed. There is no point ruining your eyesight over one of Quesnel’s little toys.”

Aggie began to sputter. Either out of disgust at the concern or out of the insult to Quesnel’s inventing abilities.

Rue was already moving away.

“Quesnel,” she muttered as she closed the hatch to engineering, “has a very great deal of explaining to do.”

“What was that?” Primrose was coming down the main stairs.

“Only talking to myself.”

Prim was flushed.

“Something wrong up top?”

“Only that Miss Sekhmet… she is” – Primrose paused, looking for the right words – “awfully playful when she is a lioness.”

“Presenting you with her belly, was she?”

Prim looked down at her hands. “I simply” – she lowered her voice to a whisper – “can’t get over the fact that she is, you know, naked.”

“She’s a cat.”

“Yes, but she’s also not a cat.”

Rue, being able to change shape herself, had an odd relationship with nudity. Some might even have called it Ancient Greek in its inclinations. Dama certainly did, regularly shaking his head at the goings-on of his neighbours. “Like a less oily gymnasium. One’s imagination runs positively rampant.”

“The werewolf uncles never seem to bother you.”

Primrose frowned. “They’re men.”

Rue didn’t follow that reasoning at all. “Well, I’m sorry Tasherit has offended.”

Prim blinked wide dark eyes, afraid she had brought Rue’s ire down on the werelioness. “Oh no, it’s not that. It’s only…” She lost her train of thought. “Oh dear, I’m rather discombobulated.”

“Yes, seems to happen to you quite a bit around Tasherit. Why is that?”

“She’s so very foreign and…” Words failed Prim again.

“And?”

“Catty.”

“Mmm. If you say so. Perhaps some tea? Shall we ring?”

Primrose grasped at the suggestion. “What a good idea. It has been a very trying night.”

“Truth from the mouths of children,” agreed Rue with feeling.

They turned towards the stateroom where they might ring for tea, when a most extraordinary noise coming from the squeak deck diverted their attention.

“What on earth?” said Primrose.

Rue was already running.

It was the sound of a lioness, shrieking.


Six men had boarded The Spotted Custard by means of grappling hooks. Four were already on deck; two of these were firing at Tasherit – understandable given that fact that the lioness had the other two down against the railings.

The guns they had must not be sundowner, for the werecat did not flinch at impact. Or their shots were going wild.

Still, shooting at a crew member was really not on, to Rue’s way of thinking. Not at all. She dived towards the blighters with the guns.

Their shots conveniently woke up the slumbering decklings, who tumbled from their hammocks reaching for crossbows, as they’d been trained.

“To me!” shouted Rue rather grandly, she felt. She herself was entirely unarmed. With Tasherit already a lioness and doing a fabulous job of lionessing about, it made no sense to steal her shape. So Rue charged in without weapon or supernatural form.

Primrose, on the other hand, did not. Prim could defend herself if absolutely necessary but otherwise preferred to avoid physical confrontation. “I’m not a violent person, Rue. The very idea of killing someone. It’s not in me. I’ll leave it to the children. They do enjoy it so. Why spoil their fun?”

So Rue ordered her out of it. “Primrose, go to Percy and lock yourself in with him. Don’t unlock it for anyone. We’ll use the code word once this refuse has been rusticated.”

Prim didn’t answer. She was already dashing below, intent on protecting her twin from whatever it was that he had brought on himself.

Rue, for lack of anything better, grabbed up a sluicing mop and issued one of the bruisers shooting at Tasherit a full biff to the side of the head. He went down, dropping his gun. A deckling tumbled in, retrieving the gun in a somersault… Spoo.

Another deckling shot a bolt into a second gunman. Shoulder wound but effective, for the man cried out and clutched at his arm, falling to his knees. Two more decklings swooped in, screaming like banshees, swinging from the rigging – feet first at the still-standing man.