How to Make a Wedding: Twelve Love Stories

“What is wrong with Christmas lights?” She hooked the lantern onto a nail and descended a few steps to take in the effect. “White lights are beautiful and will only enhance the planet and stars effect you seem to be going for.”


Kristin sighed again. The sound had been so frequent all morning, April was beginning to suspect carbon dioxide was the only element left to breathe in this room. “Christmas lights are so overdone. They scream I’m not original. Frankly, they also scream cheap. I thought you were better than that, April.”

It was all she could do to keep her mouth shut. April was so tired of that word being used to describe her. “They aren’t cheap, especially if you get the LED white kind.”

“I didn’t mean—” Kristin made an impatient noise. “Just . . . I like the lanterns, but not the lights. Think of something else. Something no one has done before. Something people will be talking about for years and years to come.”

“You could hang live snakes from the rafters. That would get people talking.”

“That isn’t funny, April.”

She hadn’t been kidding. At this point, she would do anything to move past decorating for this stupid wedding, even letting a snake bite her over and over and over. Because maybe it would be poisonous and maybe she would be admitted to the hospital and maybe she would have to stay there for days and days and days while someone else served her food and fixed her hair and gave her massages—all the things she’d watched Kristin enjoy all week.

She didn’t exactly know if they offered free massages in hospitals, but that wasn’t the point.

April was sick of being in charge; that was the point.

“Okay, then tell me your bright ideas. Because I’m having trouble coming up with anything else, and furthermore—” April froze, felt that weird sensation when your stomach drops into your toes and then bounces straight back up into your esophagus, and swallowed. “Oh dear God, they’re here.”

Below her, Kristin reached for her throat and cleared it—as if that one small act could dissipate the tension that had just swooped in and added a grayish pall to their day of wedding decorating. Their parents. Their parents were here. Which meant they were likely exhausted from their two-hour drive from Chattanooga, because who wouldn’t be? Silent disapproval wrapped around them both like an extra-large sweater as the door closed behind them.

“I see you started without me,” Gloria Quinn said. Her statement carried the same edge it would carry if she’d said I see the Democrats are in control again or I see you ignored my advice and wore the color red anyway or I see you’ve put on a few pounds—all of which April had heard at least once in the last year alone. “And paper lanterns, Kristin? I would have gone with electric ones, the iron kind you can buy at Crate and Barrel or one of those other cheap catalog stores everyone raves about even though I have no idea why.”

Crate and Barrel was cheap? April bit back a retort. Next to her, Kristin whispered a low criticism.

“Electric lanterns. Thanks a lot, April. Why didn’t you think of that?”

April ignored the dig and addressed her mother. “Because electric lanterns would have required a rewiring in the entire lighting system—outlets would need to be added and switches installed and I really didn’t think you would want to pay for it. Besides, paper lanterns are eco-friendly and much easier to store after the ceremony is over.”

As expected, Gloria’s face relaxed. Her mother, the only ultraconservative April knew who was also zealous about environmental causes. Admirable, sure. Except she was usually more passionate about them than she was her own daughters.

“Then I guess I can live with them.” She clicked her tongue. “But I draw the line at Christmas lights.” At Kristin’s breathy laugh, her mother’s eyes narrowed. “Kristin, tell me you didn’t decide on something that tacky.”

Kristin paled. “No, it was—”

“It doesn’t matter. I’m here now, and everything you’ve done up to this point will look so much better when I’m finished with it.” Her mother took in the reception hall with a disapproving frown, then set her sights directly on her sister. “Kristin, who on earth is your wedding coordinator? Because I insist you fire her this minute.”

Kristin gasped. April glared.

She’d been here all of five minutes, and her mother had somehow managed to insult both of them.



“It’s about time you showed up,” Kristin said when he walked through the front door of the reception hall. “We’ve been here two hours already.”

And now Jack was on the receiving end of Kristin’s wrath. What a perfect start to the day.

The second he stepped out of his car, Jack wanted to climb back inside like the coward April claimed he was last night. Now he wished he’d followed that instinct. He’d never been more afraid in his life—not when he signed his first contract or recorded his first album or stepped onstage for the very first time. Of all the things that frightened him in life, he could think of four that topped the list.

April.

April’s sister.

April’s mom.

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