“We’ll figure it out, honey,” I told her honestly. “Surely, with you being a nurse, we won’t completely fuck this up.”
She started to laugh. “I guess this is what you get for telling everyone you only wanted two kids.”
I thought about that.
A week ago, when my family had first started to trickle in for the wedding, I’d told my mom that we were not having more than two kids. I hated being one of nine, and there was no way on God’s green earth that I was going to do what my parents did.
My mom had looked at me, pointed her finger, and said, “You will give me a lot of grandbabies.”
And I’d said, “Bullshit Mama.”
“Serves me right, eh?”
Her smile was sweet. “Let’s go get married.”
***
3 hours later
Audrey
“Oh, my God,” I whispered frantically. “He’s going to absolutely kill me.”
Mina looked at me, then started to laugh.
“He really is. But this will be the most epic wedding video ever. Why are you doing this again?” Mina asked, eyeing my outfit.
I scratched my head as I tried not to burst into laughter.
“Well, at first, I was freaking out because I couldn’t fit into my dress anymore, because of this,” I pressed both hands to my waist and pushed lightly. “Since my one-thousand-dollar wedding dress didn’t fit anymore, I thought, well hell, I might as well just go buy a cheap dress to wear since Tobias and the rest of the crew won’t be dressed up.”
I pointed to Mina’s dress, which she’d produced from her closet. So, there was no need to go out and get fittings on her bridesmaid’s dress.
Our wedding wasn’t a formal affair. We wanted everyone to be comfortable. We wanted everyone to have fun, and above all else, we wanted this day to be remembered.
What we didn’t want to do was put dress code on the event. Everyone wore whatever he or she wanted to wear.
“Okay, well that still doesn’t explain this.” She gestured to my outfit.
“Anyway, so I got a different dress.” I zipped the costume up over my dress and shrugged my shoulders. “And since he’s already seen me in it, I decided to put this to good use.”
Mina shook her head.
“Just because he’s seen you in the dress, doesn’t mean that he got to see you in the full get-up,” she said. “You can take this off. I think it’s ruining your hair.”
I shrugged, and the movement caused the entire outfit to shift. “I honestly don’t care. I’m doing this.”
Mina just shook her head and started to argue more, but she was interrupted by a deep, impatient male voice.
Since my father was an asshole and in prison, he couldn’t walk me down the aisle. But I wouldn’t have allowed him to walk me down the aisle anyway. That’s what happened when you mistreated your kids, though. They didn’t want to be around you any longer.
There was a point when love couldn’t save your relationship anymore, and learning all that my father had done to not just me, but my brother, had been enough for me to wipe him from my life completely.
Hence where this awesome man came in.
“You ready…” Silas trailed off. “Jesus Christ.”
I looked down at the inflatable T-Rex costume I was wearing, and grinned. “Is he going to kill me?”
Silas took in my appearance. “Probably.”
I shrugged. “Let’s do this.”
“Tell me again why Tunnel isn’t doing this?” Silas questioned.
I started to laugh. “Tobias and I had a rock, paper, scissors match to see who got him. He won.”
“Hey, old man.”
I looked up, surprised to see my brother standing there. “What are you doing here?”
“What are you wearing?” he countered.
I looked down at my T-Rex outfit, and shrugged. “He already saw my dress.”
Tunnel looked up at the ceiling and started to count to ten under his breath.
I still heard him, though.
“I can hear you,” I told him. “And you didn’t answer me!”
Tunnel dropped his head, and the grin that he gave me was enough to make my heart splinter.
“I’m going to walk you down the aisle,” he told me, then turned to Silas, offering his hand. “Thanks, but we won’t be needing your services.”
Silas only grinned, but he took Tunnel’s offered hand. “See you in a few.”
Silas’ exit left my brother and I standing in the hallway outside of the barn’s main room. When I’d told Tobias of my intentions to use the barn to get married in, he’d been skeptical. However, after putting some thought into it, he’d gathered his brothers, blood and not, and they’d renovated it, making it safe and absolutely stunning.
Now we were standing in what was normally a walkway for the horses to exit out into the field, but was now cleaned and polished with a newly remodeled sliding barn door that I’d seen in a magazine standing between me and my soon-to-be husband.
“You sure about this, Audrey?”
I looked at my brother and brought my hand up to his jaw.
His eyes, so much like mine, were brimming with happiness.
“Yeah, I’m sure.”
His smile was enough to make me want to cry.
I went to wipe my tears, but I hit myself in the face with the tiny midget arm instead.
“You’re going to give him apoplexy,” he grunted. “I love you, but I’m not going to stop him from spanking your ass when he sees you.”
I shrugged, knowing that Tobias would never spank me for being myself. “Let’s do this.”
I turned to the barn door, and Tunnel just shrugged, reaching for the sliding barn door and giving it a gentle push.
The moment that the door opened, the music that we’d chosen for me to walk down the aisle to started to play.
I started walking, or I tried to.
I was only able to take tiny shuffle steps that were about a quarter of my normal stride, which made the large T-Rex head bounce, and the tiny arms swing.
And that’s when I saw him.
He was wearing the same bottoms as earlier, but he now had a crisp, long sleeved black shirt, underneath his Dixie Warden cut.
He was staring at me, and his mouth was open in shock.
Then he threw his head back and laughed.
The others joined him, but I only had eyes for one man.
The one at the front of the room, who quickly realized my dilemma, started towards me.
The moment that he was within reaching distance, he hauled me up bridal style into his arms, and started moving me to the front of the barn where the preacher stood.
“I didn’t think you could surprise me anymore today,” he growled against my lips.
“What else did she surprise you about?”
That was Ghost, standing so close and not bothering to act like he wasn’t listening to every word.
I looked over to my brother, then a grin spread over my face.
“Apparently, we’re not having just one child.” I looked over to Tobias’ mom. “We’re having three.”
Tobias’ mom started to scream, and I could do nothing but laugh.
That was until Tobias shut me up with a kiss.
“Married, remember?”
I nodded, but still had a small smile on my face.
“Married,” I agreed.
Then we signaled to the preacher to start, and when he asked who gave this woman away, my brother said, “I do.”