“You sound a weensy bit paranoid,” McFarland says. His hands are again clasped above his truly awesome buttocks, and all at once Morris understands why McFarland is here. McFarland followed him to the motorcycle shop where Charlie Roberson works and has decided he’s up to something. Morris knows this isn’t so. He knows it is.
“What are they doing, anyway, letting a guy like me screw with their files? A parolee? If I do the wrong thing, and I almost did, I could cost them a lot of money.”
“What did you think you’d be doing on the outside?” McFarland says, still examining the Hopper painting, which is called Apartment 16-A. He seems fascinated by it, but Morris isn’t fooled. McFarland is watching his reflection again. Judging him. “You’re too old and too soft to shift cartons in a warehouse or work on a gardening crew.”
He turns around.
“It’s called mainstreaming, Morris, and I didn’t make the policy. If you want to wah-wah-wah about it, find somebody who gives a shit.”
“Sorry,” Morris says.
“Sorry what?”
“Sorry, Mr. McFarland.”
“Thank you, Morris, that’s better. Now let’s step into the men’s room, where you will pee in the little cup and prove to me that your paranoia isn’t drug-induced.”
The last stragglers of the office staff are leaving. Several glance at Morris and the big black man in the loud sportcoat, then quickly glance away. Morris feels an urge to shout That’s right, he’s my parole officer, get a good look!
He follows McFarland into the men’s, which is empty, thank God. McFarland leans against the wall, arms crossed on his chest, watching as Morris unlimbers his elderly thingamajig and produces a urine sample. When it doesn’t turn blue after thirty seconds, McFarland hands the little plastic cup back to Morris. “Congratulations. Dump that, homie.”
Morris does. McFarland is washing his hands methodically, lathering all the way to his wrists.
“I don’t have AIDS, you know. If that’s what you’re worried about. I had to take the test before they let me out.”
McFarland carefully dries his big hands. He studies himself in the mirror for a moment (maybe wishing he had some hair to comb), then turns to Morris. “You may be substance-free, but I really don’t like the way you look, Morrie.”
Morris keeps silent.
“Let me tell you something eighteen years in this job has taught me. There are two types of parolees, and two only: wolves and lambs. You’re too old to be a wolf, but I’m not entirely sure you’re hip to that. You may not have internalized it, as the shrinks say. I don’t know what wolfish shit you might have on your mind, maybe it’s nothing more than stealing paper clips from the supply room, but whatever it is, you need to forget about it. You’re too old to howl and much too old to run.”
Having imparted this bit of wisdom, he leaves. Morris heads for the door himself, but his legs turn to rubber before he can get there. He wheels around, grasps a washbasin to keep from falling, and blunders into one of the stalls. There he sits down and lowers his head until it almost touches his knees. He closes his eyes and takes long deep breaths. When the roaring in his head subsides, he gets up and leaves.
He’ll still be here, Morris thinks. Staring at that damned picture with his hands clasped behind his back.
But this time the lobby is empty save for the security guard, who gives Morris a suspicious look as he passes.
25
The Hogs-Dragons game doesn’t start until seven, but the buses with BASEBALL GAME 2NITE in their destination windows start running at five. Morris takes one to the park, then walks back to Statewide Motorcycle, aware of each car that passes and cursing himself for losing his shit in the men’s room after McFarland departed. If he’d gotten out sooner, maybe he could have seen what the sonofabitch was driving. But he didn’t, and now any one of these cars might be McFarland’s. The PO would be easy enough to spot, given the size of him, but Morris doesn’t dare look at any of the passing cars too closely. There are two reasons for this. First, he’d look guilty, wouldn’t he? Yes indeed, like a man who’s got wolfish shit on his mind and has to keep checking his perimeter. Second, he might see McFarland even if McFarland isn’t there, because he’s edging ever closer to a nervous breakdown. It isn’t surprising, either. A man could only stand so much stress.
What are you, twenty-two? Rothstein had asked him. Twenty-three?
That was a good guess by an observant man. Morris had been twenty-three. Now he’s on the cusp of sixty, and the years between have disappeared like smoke in a breeze. He has heard people say sixty is the new forty, but that’s bullshit. When you’ve spent most of your life in prison, sixty is the new seventy-five. Or eighty. Too old to be a wolf, according to McFarland.
Well, we’ll see about that, won’t we?
He turns into the yard of Statewide Motorcycle—the shades pulled, the bikes that were out front this morning locked away—and expects to hear a car door slam behind him the moment he transgresses private property. Expects to hear McFarland saying Yo, homie, what you doing in there?
But the only sound is the traffic passing on the way to the stadium, and when he gets around to the back lot, the invisible band that’s been constricting his chest eases a little. There’s a high wall of corrugated metal cutting off this patch of yard from the rest of the world, and walls comfort Morris. He doesn’t like that, knows it isn’t natural, but there it is. A man is the sum of his experiences.
He goes to the panel truck—small, dusty, blessedly nondescript—and feels beneath the right front tire. The keys are there. He gets in, and is gratified when the engine starts on the first crank. The radio comes on in a blare of rock. Morris snaps it off.
“I can do this,” he says, first adjusting the seat and then gripping the wheel. “I can do this.”
And, it turns out, he can. It’s like riding a bike. The only hard part is turning against the stream of traffic headed for the stadium, and even that isn’t too bad; after a minute’s wait, one of the BASEBALL GAME 2NITE buses stops, and the driver waves for Morris to go. The northbound lanes are nearly empty, and he’s able to avoid downtown by using the new city bypass. He almost enjoys driving again. Would enjoy it, if not for the nagging suspicion that McFarland is tailing him. Not busting him yet, though; he won’t do that until he sees what his old pal—his homie—is up to.
Morris stops at the Bellows Avenue Mall and goes into Home Depot. He strolls around beneath the glaring fluorescents, taking his time; he can’t do his business until after dark, and in June the evening light lasts until eight thirty or nine. In the gardening section he buys a spade and also a hatchet, in case he has to chop some roots—that tree overhanging the bank looks like it might have his trunk in a pretty tight grip. In the aisle marked CLEARANCE, he grabs a pair of Tuff Tote duffels, on sale for twenty bucks each. He stows his purchases in the back of the truck and heads around to the driver’s door.
“Hey!” From behind him.
Morris freezes, listening to the approaching footsteps and waiting for McFarland to grab his shoulder.