“And that stupid bitch from reception who busted me with Alastar is just being a grade A cow.”
She laughs out loud. “Seriously, that is the story of this whole trip. Emerson Mathews, good girl extraordinaire, gets busted jacking off a guy in a closet at her first work function.”
I cringe and shiver. “I will never live that down. I’m going to need therapy to recover.”
She sips her coffee as she watches me. “In all seriousness, what are you going to do?”
I sit back in my seat. “Nothing. That’s it.”
She shrugs. “It was fun while it lasted, huh?”
I smile regretfully. “It was. He was the perfect guy in every sense.”
“And crazy as a coconut,” she mutters dryly.
I nod. “Yes. Unfortunately, that, too.”
* * *
The acid in my stomach is sky high. I don’t think I have ever been so nervous. I’m probably going to get a stomach ulcer over this. It’s pouring with rain and it’s dark, just like my mood.
It’s all his bloody fault.
I am on the bus on my way to work. It’s Monday morning and I’m about to face the music that the ridiculous Irish fiasco has caused me. Since I met that twat my whole life has become one big mess.
I went out with the gang on Operation Hump Hank on Saturday night, and we had fun, but the night was marred by my thoughts of Alastar, wondering where he was and what was he doing. On the upside, though, Hank did get a girl’s phone number.
What must this look like from the outside?
I jack him off in a closet and get busted by a vengeful bitch from reception. I avoid Mark for three weeks, and then, in the middle of dumping him, my knight in shining armor comes to defend my honor in what is, quite possibly, the most absurd display of affection I have ever witnessed from a man. Oh, lets not forget the smartass delivering tequila and cream to Mark’s parents. What a fuck up.
To make matters worse, I have spent the whole weekend pining for him, checking my phone constantly. Hoping, even praying, that he calls me. Of course, he hasn’t. He was obviously serious when he told me I had my freedom. But now that I have it, I don’t bloody want it. I want to feel his big, strong arms around me. I want to hear the velvety, deep voice, and that beautiful accent of his.
I hate to admit it, but I’m missing him. I’m missing the thrill I felt when he called me Emmaline—the ecstasy I felt when we made love, and the safety I felt when I slept in his arms. I’m not supposed to feel anything, I know. We were casual. I close my eyes in regret. The thing is, I know he felt more, too. He showed his true emotions when he became jealous on Friday night.
What does he feel, though? Does he feel this connection between us or is it just an ownership, competitive guy thing? He must feel something. You don’t go all crazy if you don’t feel anything at all. Who am I kidding? Of course he feels something. I can feel it in the way he kisses me and holds me. Is he feeling shitty this morning, too?
What a mess.
I get off the bus and trudge through the rain with my piss ant umbrella. This shitty thing does nothing at all and my pants are wet from the horizontal wind. Just stop raining, I don’t have time for this shit.
I walk through reception and put my wet umbrella into the pot next to the door then make my way over to the lift. “Excuse me?” Stephanie calls from behind.
I turn. “Yes.” What does she want now?
“You can’t leave that umbrella there.” She points to my umbrella.
I frown. “Why not? It’s an umbrella stand and that’s what it’s for.”
“It’s for client’s umbrellas. Not staff.”
I glare at her. I swear, this bitch is going down today. I am so not in the mood for her bullshit. “Well, Stephanie.” I fake a smile. “I don’t have an umbrella stand next to my desk and, since there isn’t a single umbrella in this stand...” I widen my eyes as a silent challenge. “I’m using it.”
Her eyes hold mine in defiance. “I’m going to have to report this to the management.”
I fake a smile once again. “I look forward to it.” I turn to walk out but my inner bitch can’t help herself, so I turn back. “Stephanie?”
“Yes.”
“When you tell management, make sure it’s Mark you report to.”
She glares at me.
“I just really feel like spending some time in his office this morning being reprimanded.”
She narrows her eyes in contempt.
“Or maybe he can tell me off in a cupboard.” I wink sarcastically.
She glares in fury and I smirk.
“Maybe you could come looking for us. It’s way more fun if you think you might get caught.”
Her mouth nearly drops to the floor.
“Have a nice day, Stephanie.”
I breeze into the lift and give her a little wave.
“Fucking bitch,” she whispers under her breath.
* * *