“I don’t know,” Jane said.
“What do you not know? You guys practically had to be pried apart when we left the Lucases’.”
“He’s really nice,” Jane said. “And attractive, obviously. But the situation is so contrived—his having been on TV, Mom scheming to get us introduced. Doesn’t that make it seem ridiculous?”
“There’s not the tiniest shred of doubt in my mind that you’ll find your dream man sooner or later. If it happens to be someone Mom pushed you toward, well, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
“It’s made life simpler that since I started the IUI, I haven’t met anyone I’ve wanted to go out with,” Jane said. “Because what would I say on a date? ‘I like you, but by the way, once a month I get anonymous sperm shot into my uterus? Hope that won’t put a damper on things!’?”
“You’re getting ahead of yourself,” Liz said. “Just go out to dinner with him.”
Jane was quiet, and Liz said, “I can hear you ruminating. What?”
“I know I shouldn’t make a big deal out of one date,” Jane said slowly. “But I can’t help doing the math. What if we start dating, we go out for three months or six months or eighteen months, and then we break up? By that point, I’m forty or forty-one.”
“You’re not having IUI while you’re here, right?” Liz looked at Jane, who nodded.
“Starting the process again at a new clinic is too complicated,” Jane said.
“In that case, give Chip a chance while we’re in Cincinnati. Have a summer fling. You did like him.”
They were passing Corbin Drive, and Jane said softly, almost so softly Liz couldn’t hear, “That’s true. I liked him a lot.”
“THE THING I’M confused about,” Liz said to Mary, “is what day does Mervetta come? Because the house is getting gross.” A twice-monthly fixture at the Tudor since Liz’s childhood, Mervetta cleaned the Bennets’ toilets, vacuumed their rugs, and changed their sheets; once, when Liz was ten, Mervetta had told her that the Bennets were the only white people she’d ever known who ate grits.
Mary’s expression was both uncomfortable and amused, as if Liz had made an offensive joke that Mary wished she didn’t find funny. She said, “Mervetta died.”
“Oh, God,” Liz said. “No one told me.”
“Maybe because before that, Mom fired her. She caught her sitting on Lydia’s bed watching TV.”
Liz winced. “So who cleans the house now?”
Mary shrugged. “Nobody.”
The two sisters were standing in the kitchen; Liz had just returned from lunch with Charlotte Lucas.
Liz said, “Did anyone go to Mervetta’s funeral?”
Mary shrugged again. “I didn’t.”
“YOUR MOTHER HAS shared a tragic piece of news about Cousin Willie with me,” Mr. Bennet said when the family was assembled for dinner. “He’s coming to visit.”
“Really, Fred,” Mrs. Bennet said, and Jane said, “Dad, that’s an awful way to set us up.”
Mr. Bennet smiled as if he’d been doubly complimented. “As you all know, my sister is flying out next week, to check if I still have a pulse and, in the event that I don’t, to take possession of our mother’s silver. For reasons that elude me, her stepson has decided to accompany her.”
Liz swallowed a spoonful of the gazpacho Jane had prepared and said, “I know you all find this hard to believe, but Cousin Willie is kind of a big deal.”
“And if I were an insomniac,” Mr. Bennet replied, “I’d like nothing better than to hear him explain why.”
“Maybe he can tell us why the Internet in this house is so slow,” Kitty said.
“Or teach Mom to use her cellphone,” Lydia suggested.
“His start-ups have made millions of dollars,” Liz said, and Mr. Bennet said, “Yet he doesn’t know how to put on a pair of trousers.”