I ordered my molecules to realign. He did the same. Sunlight burst around us, and he nodded, gesturing for me to look over my shoulder. I did. Right as a semitruck plowed into us.
Its horn blared. I screamed and jumped into Reyes’s arm. Then I watched as it passed through us. Gears and rods and other mechanical stuff rushed through our incorporeal bodies. Two seconds later, a Nissan Maxima did the same. Then a Buick Enclave. Then a little white thing I couldn’t identify. A Dodge Ram. A Mercedes GLE. On and on until I realized we were on the interstate. I-25, to be exact.
I turned to Reyes and hit him on the shoulder. He grinned and disappeared again. After rolling my eyes, I followed. We were at Calamity’s. In the kitchen. There were two prep cooks prepping away, but they had yet to realize we were there. Which was a whole new can of worms.
When we materialized again, I threw my arms over Reyes to anchor him to the spot. He laughed, his voice soft and husky and deep.
“Okay, that was cool, but what if I want to go somewhere you are not?”
At the sound of my voice, the two cooks looked over at us, exchanged confused glances, then went back to work.
Reyes slid his arms around my waist. “You slow down. Think about where you are going. Get a mental picture of your target. It can be a person or a place. And you just go there.”
“I just go there. Okay.” I was actually a little thrilled that I was finally learning this stuff. Stuff Reyes had been able to do since he was little, though the dematerialization of his human body didn’t come about until more recently. “What if someone sees us materialize out of thin air? Won’t that be a little upsetting?”
“The human mind fills in the gaps. It is certain it saw us walk up or just come out of a closet. Whatever it needs to do to explain, it does. You only really need to be careful with children. It takes them a while to develop that skill.”
“What skill? Denial?”
“Pretty much.”
“I can’t believe we didn’t get squashed.”
“You can’t.” He lifted me up and sat me on the counter, then took down two cups and went for the coffeemaker. I had him trained so well.
“I’m pretty sure I can be squashed. Just like a bug. Only bigger and with more entrails. Then what, Know-It-All Man? If I’m a god and can’t die, then what? I’m still human, Reyes.”
He walked back with two cups of coffee. I took both. He raised a single, arrogant brow.
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want one?”
Without answering, he leaned in, nipped at the tender skin below my jaw, then turned and started making us lunch.
I put one of the cups down. Mostly because I started feeling silly when Sammy, Reyes’s head cook, walked in, took one look at me, and walked back out again, shaking his head.
In his own defense, he prolly had to pee or something.
“If I can’t die, then what happens if I really am hit by a semi? Or thrown into a huge meat grinder? Or locked in a car destined for a car crusher? I’m going to die.”
Reyes handed me a sandwich.
I took a bite. “Peanut butter and jelly?”
“We have places to be.”
“Another lesson?”
“More or less.”
He was really pushing the lesson thing today. He took a bite of his own sandwich as I continued.
“So, yeah, car crusher. You don’t live through that. No amount of stitches will put me back together.”
Reyes-Wan listened as he ate but didn’t offer an explanation.
I took another bite and decided to talk with my mouth full. “I get that the supernatural side won’t die. Everyone has a soul.”
That got his attention. He shot me a quick glance, then went back to his sandwich and checking the most recent delivery invoices.
“Or not. Either way, my body will not survive.” I swallowed and thought about the alternative. “At least, it had better not.” When he didn’t say anything again, panic rose in my chest. “Right? I would die. I do not, in any way, shape, or form, want to be a living pile of hamburger. And I don’t want to be a zombie. Have you seen their skin? Not even sunscreen would help with that.”
Silence. I hopped down off the counter and walked over to him. “Roda?” I asked, combining his name with Yoda’s. He didn’t find my sense of humor amusing. It happened.
He spoke at last. “It doesn’t work that way. Not for us.”
He turned to talk to Sammy as he walked into the kitchen again. Sammy had learned long ago not to put much stock in our conversations. He either thought we were bat shit or he didn’t give a rat’s ass one way or another.
And who came up with the animals for these euphemisms, anyway? Why bat shit? Why not cow shit or grasshopper shit? And why don’t we give a rat’s ass as opposed to a hamster’s ass?
My point being, I could pretty much say anything in front of Sammy. He took it all in stride. The angel standing beside the walk-in freezer, however, would just have to deal.
“But I’m still human, yes? I was born a human.”
“Yeah,” he said to him, completely ignoring me. “Just keep an eye on the driver.”